Comments by grand1511 (page 27)

Wrong word order....it was "Get me off, Dad."

If it's a jack shack or full contact lingerie show, I think it's valid. If there's potential for getting off, it's review-worthy IMO.

...and they pee on future U.S. presidents

Stuff like that never happens at Olive Garden

Based on my personal experience, she does just fine.

This whole discussion just made Adam Smith LDK in his grave.

There is a certain Catch-22 to rejecting reviews and simply checking a box with the short reason for the rejections. If the writer hasn't had a review approved, how do they get access to read quality reviews? I often try to give a quick suggestion or two as to what's missing to make it be a better review. Leaving out any information on costs of cover/drinks/dances almost always sink a review for me. Get 2 of those 3 and have just a little bit of original narrative (something more unique than just "the girls showed nice pole work), and you're likely approved by me. But you gotta say something more original than what you can see on an episode of The Sopranos.

I recently stumbled upon "Dancing at the Blue Iguana" which revolves around the lives of several dancers at an L.A. strip club. It did a pretty good job of showing the conflicting emotions dancers have to shift through between work life and real life; and also how fucked up some dancers really are. Plus, you get to see Daryl Hannah strip.

You need to be over 12" to ride the nicole roller coaster ...they measure at the start of the line.

This question on clubbing reminds me of the old line....if you gotta ask the price, you probably can't afford it.

For this forum, I'm going to go with Bare Naked Ladies.

Back in the dressing room, how much do dancers talk about customers that are presently in the house?

I clicked reject on this submission.

My first ever visit to a strip club was after a fireworks show on July 4 many years ago. it was actually a good night to be a rookie as the club was pretty quiet and pressure was light. Knowing what I know now, I don't even consider clubbing that day. It's definitely amateur hour and the best talent is enjoying the holiday, too.

Have her paged over the p.a.

Lots to consider in this situation, but I would have to agree that increasing tips is a very bad idea. You're just rewarding her for bad behavior and she can keep playing that card over and over. On a couple occasions I've had regular dancers challenge me to do more/spend more and I've told them simply that I'm the customer and I choose what I'll do and how much I'll spend. None have been favorites, however. Seems like a good favorite relationship is a mutually recognizing the benefits we each get from seeing each other and not doing anything to tip the scales one way or the other. My ATF from many years ago worked this out well with me when I'd visit her on day shifts. If I was willing to wait for her to clear the deck of all of her other regulars, she would stay late to be with me for as long as we liked for a regular fixed price on my weekly visits.

Lots of webcam girls use these....the app is connected to the the website's "donations" collector. When a viewer tips a few bucks, the model gets a jolt of juice in her pussy. Or at least that's what they make you want to believe.

how does Ron Jeremy fit into that scheme?

Tney usually taste about the same, too!

If you're going into law enforcement you'll need to crank up your skepticism.

“We didn’t even get to the Jell-O wrestling.”

I find your typing skills disturbing.

The lottery is a tax on people bad at math.

I don't put anything in my mouth called Dickey's.

Thanks lopaw....I guess I "aged" myself with that question!