Forgive me for being a bastard but I expect thr fantasy...

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OraCLE1
Ohio
I got a private dance from this rundown club before I left. The girl was cute before she came came back and got dressed. This is a nude bar, she comes un the booth wearing a robe. She steps in an undress...all I can see is that post labor tummy all shrivel up with creases and road tracks!!!! This was a young chick. I was truly turn off. It got worse , she had ass pimples ..these tiny patches of white islands . I just couldn't.
Yes, I know I am fat an obetweight with hair loss but dammit I demand perfection when spending my hard earn money.

Flame if you want but I know other s feel the same way

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Jascoi
7 years ago
yes.
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SirLapdancealot
7 years ago
If I don't find an all natural 8+ with at least C cups and an hourglass figure I'm not interested/attracted. I go to strip clubs for spending money and time with a hottie as described that I can LDK with. If she doesn't meet that definition, sorry but I'm moving on. Also I don't ever get dances with a stripper unless I've seen her stage set.

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rickdugan
7 years ago
You're paying for a girl who you find attractive, period. As a man with a few kids, I'm probably a little more forgiving about C-section scars, but there are plenty of things that I won't tolerate either. It doesn't matter if she is still more attractive than you, unless of course she's the one paying you to get on stage and dance for her.
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grand1511
7 years ago
I find your typing skills disturbing.
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hoarker
7 years ago
Agreed oracle. However, I often see these thick girls stripping and I wonder wtf, but some guys love that shit. God bless them.
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ppwh
7 years ago
> Also I don't ever get dances with a stripper unless I've seen her stage set.

Definitely, this!

That rule can be good for other reasons, too. The other week, one came up pitching the $600 option. I asked her when she was going on-stage and she said she couldn't that night because she had hurt her knee. Once it was clear that I was standing firm, she walked off... and was called on stage and proceeded to climb the pole and hang backwards, holding on with her legs.

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OraCLE1
7 years ago
I agree with seeing dance first. The thing was she was wearing the corset garter high stockings so the mid section was covered.
Seriously , seeing thst shit was disgudting and she krpt asking why I was so aloof during the entire dance.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
There's a difference between "she's not my type" and "I'll give you $20 to get dressed and not touch me".

It's not a function of fantasy to want hot girls in a strip club.
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
Dude - it’s your money - and it’s your fantasy. We all have preferences in the club - and we differ in what we find hot and attractive. It’s all good - she wasn’t your type.

Based on your description - it wasn’t a high end club - and she wasn’t keeping herself up. However, if she recently had a baby, she may have needed money, and she may not have gotten much sleep (or time to prepare herself to look good).
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sinclair
7 years ago
Any time I see a dancer who wears a shirt or corset and does not remove it or only pulls the boobs out, I assume there is baby damage.
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shailynn
7 years ago
Here’s what you have to remember. On a scale of 1 to 10, your 4 is another mans 8.
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flagooner
7 years ago
She didn't force you to get the dance and you weren't blindfolded when you chose her.

I can understand being disappointed if a stripper doesn't provide the service she promises, but I don't get why you seem to put the blame for your disappointment for this on her.
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flagooner
7 years ago
Getting back to your subject line...

No need to ask for forgiveness. You had no control over your Mom fucking around without adequate protection.
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