Comments by grand1511 (page 26)

One of my approval criteria is that the writer has to provide some information that shows he actually was there and had a unique experience. What I'm also really tired of are reviews from a visit on a low-traffic time (Sundays or Mondays) and the writer is surprised there isn't much to choose from, doesn't like what he sees and leaves without any dances, I've had experiences like this and just don't write about them. If nothing happened, there's nothing to share and no insights to gain.

April 13, 2009

One of my best night's in a club my CF at the time came desperately to me and said "Please take me back for a dance." We go back, she sits in my lap and tells me that a cop whose been stalking her just came in the building. She had an agreement with management that if he came in, she could take refuge in the private dance area as long as he was in the building. The deal was she would keep dancing for me...no charge...as long as he was there. He knew we were in there and would occasionally pace past the entry and glare in at us. Quite creepy. I totally enjoyed it until it was closing time and I realized he was still there. A bouncer escorted my CF back to the dressing room and then I was on my own getting to my car. Luckily, he was mire pissed at her than me and I got away okay without confrontation.

Love how the wise old Yodas are tutoring the young Jedi!

Husband will spend some time in jail...where someone will try to grab his ass!!

Pie...cherry pie

George Costanza would want to get the steak & BJ at the same time!

A while back I was FB searching my retired ATF and found a portrait photo of her from her wedding day. It was a fantastic close up and I was able to download it with just a couple clicks and refer back to it often when I'm in the "mood" to reminisce. Also saw some more current photos of her post marriage and see that it's best that she stays retired!

Just based on time...Dance of the Seven Veils would be a nice long song to get a lap dance to. And as classical music goes, it's quite erotic.

Oh, and also Prince – Sexy MF

Richard Strauss – "Dance of the Seven Veils" from the opera "Salome" where Salome gives King Herod a fully nude lap dance in exchange for the head of John the Baptist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_of_the_Seven_Veils#/media/File:PointArmandDanceOftheSevenVeils.jpg

full service includes checking your oil...dip stick must go in all the way

Don't worry...I've got Netflix to fill my time until you post.

You've listed them in the correct order to perform.

How did it end? 85% of the time with a restraining order.

I fail to see what the reader gains from reading a super long review. Share the highlights and move on. When a review goes beyond like 4 paragraphs I skim or quit reading.

I rejected it on both counts.

Just don't get why these guys with beautiful women feel the need to go strip clubbing to see less beautiful women.

I think they're at the library

I have rejected several of these "repeated line" reviews. In the comments, I'll repeat the reasons for the rejection the same number of times that they repeat the same drivel in the review.

Show us your tits

There is some comfort in knowing that she is not swimming in the gene pool.

Be patient...there is always a better girl C waiting around the bend.

What was the place that the old Cowboys players used to bang at -- the White House? -- go there. They have cocaine, too.

At clubs where I regularly visit, I've had several instances of using the "waiting for someone" line and then had the dancer I said it to go look for the girl I'm waiting for, especially if she knows she's chilling back in the dressing room. I'm continually amazed when it happens, but it must be a pay if forward type of thing, with the dancer seeking my girl hoping the favor will be returned somewhere down the road.