What did the stripper say when she lost her virginity?

Wrong word order....it was "Get me off, Dad."

^^^ SHIT

That is wrong!

Now don't tell everyone because I only do this with you !!!

^ LOL

I’m reminded of the girl in West Virginia, who on her 16th birthday said to her father, “Daddy, you gunna take me to Flori-duh?” Daddy says, “What you talkin ‘bout”. She says, “ you said when I turned 16 you’d take me to Florida”. “No little girl. I told you when you was 16, I was gunna tamper with you.”

What if I changed the setup to “What did the West Virginia stripper say when she lost her virginity?”

It’s still an incest joke, of course. But is it funnier or less funny? Is it more offensive or less offensive?

Did you hear about the good old boy from Louisiana that married a stripper? When they returned from their honeymoon the boy's daddy asked " Well Billy Bob how did the honeymoon go?" Billy replied "Not so good daddy. I found out that she was a virgin and I figured that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she wasn't good enough for ours:.

"Now don't tell everyone because I only do this with you !!!"

Actually that would be true if it was when she lost her virginity.

What does a bear that stepped on a thorn and a 14-year old West Virginia girl have in common?

They both like to suck their paw.