Eating At The Club

You've listed them in the correct order to perform.

Food: At the right club, yes.

Pussy: In a low mileage club under the right circumstances, maybe. This should be a no, but alcohol can sometimes move the line a bit.

Ass: Seriously?

Ditto Rick.

Agree with Rick

I love and need all 3

Food - only if I’m really hungry.

Pussy - why? It’s about my pleasure - why pay to get her off?

Ass - really? You’d rim a strippers ass itc? That’s pretty kinky.

For those of you that love to go down at the club... One of my exes was a dancer and on the days she would ask for a ride to work she knew the drill. I'd only give her a ride if I got to drop a load in her before driving her - wasnt an extra club but that way there would be a special surprise for all the customers that thought they were turning her on because she was 'wet...'

Honestly? I'm fine with the first two but not the third. I won't eat food at a strip club unless it's a really high-class Zagat-rated joint. Otherwise it's just skeevy to have a meal at a strip club. What can I say? I never claimed to be rational or consistent.

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Sorry, I meant I'm fine with the last two but not with the first. Pussy and ass is fine, but not food.

Scrotum

^ LOL. That's really not very creative

So I guess the consensus is it’s gross but I likely won’t catch anything serious?