Pick the songs

Huntsman
Gynecology student
Some of us grumble about the music in clubs. I know Flag would really like some Lawrence Welk. But if you got to pick about a half hour of songs while you got dances, what would the playlist look like? Mine might be:
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
Santana - Smooth
Audioslave - Show Me How to Live
Prince - Let’s Go Crazy
Red Hor Chili Peppers - Give it Away
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
ZZ Top - Tush
AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long

38 comments

  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    Right now I'm all about money bag yo and yo gottie yo
  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    Kevin Gates and young dolf

    Money man and never go broke

    That's my current favorite rappers going
  • Warrior15
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    6 years ago
    Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    Whatever goes below 3 min 30 sec :p
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    ^^smart ass. :)
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    My Darkest Days--Porn Star Dancing
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5c…
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light". Specifically, the 8.5 minute album version.
  • eyeofodin
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    6 years ago
    If I heard these songs at a SC I'd smile:
    A New England - Billy Bragg
    Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo
    Media Midgets - R A the Rugged Man
    Pasties and a G String - Tom Waits
    A Bitch is a Bitch - NWA
    Watusi Rodeo - Guadacanal (sp) Diary
    And for all the RIL. Ain't no Sunshine - Bill Withers
  • s275ironman
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    6 years ago
    Being that I only listen to rock, I can think of several rock songs that make great stripper music.

    AC/DC - Thunderstruck
    Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
    Guns ‘n Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
    Halestorm - I Get Off
    Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
    Nine Inch Nails - Closer
    Pink Floyd - Money
    Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend
    Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
    Warrant - Cherry Pie
  • grand1511
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    6 years ago
    Richard Strauss – "Dance of the Seven Veils" from the opera "Salome" where Salome gives King Herod a fully nude lap dance in exchange for the head of John the Baptist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_of_t…
  • grand1511
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    6 years ago
    Oh, and also Prince – Sexy MF
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    Come on Closer - Jem
    Freaky Thangs - Ludacris/Twista
    Jump - Rhianna
    Dynamite - Jamiroquai
    Honey - Mariah Carey
    How Do You Want It - 2Pac
    Nasty Girl - Vanity 6
    Sky Walker - Miguel
  • ppwh
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    6 years ago
    2 Live Crew - Get it Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgqLnMN5…
    NWA - Just Don't Bite It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bszpOB7S…
    Underworld - Push Downstairs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lR0vEUr…
    Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUSyoJc…
    1000 Homo DJs - Supernaut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjho-zVg…
    Nine Inch Nails - Piggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4S9ydk…
    KMFDM - Itchy Bitchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9df_3G8…
    Gravity kills - Enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auerzvTt…

    And then just so everyone could reflect on what just happened,
    Too $hort - Freaky Tales https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdzQloK… (there is even a Red in it..)

    Bonus Track: Wesley Willis - Suck a Cheetah's Dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFuhXgf…
  • eyeofodin
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    6 years ago
    Put it in Your Mouth - akinyele
  • Array
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    6 years ago
    I like Ishmael’s thinking and would add Iron Butterfly’s Ina Gadda da Vida.

    Grand 1511, I’ve seen Salome several times but never fully nude. I would not want to see most of those singers nude!
  • grand1511
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    6 years ago
    Just based on time...Dance of the Seven Veils would be a nice long song to get a lap dance to. And as classical music goes, it's quite erotic.
  • IHearVoices
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    6 years ago
    Basically any Miami bass song: I'm from South Florida, grew up during its heyday, and so many of the songs are about SC life anyway.

    Outside that...

    Photograph (Def Leppard) - heard it once at Baby Dolls and nearly lost my mind
    Moments in Love (Art of Noise) - it's 8-9 minutes, but only the first 4 really matter
    Would You Mind (Janet Jackson)
    Centipede (Rebbie Jackson)
    Sex Me remix (R Kelly)
    Come Into My Room (Mavado f/ Stacious)
    Flex (Mad Cobra)
    Cream (Prince)

    I'd play them in reverse order of the above listing.
  • crazyjoe
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    6 years ago
    Brilliance
  • jsully63
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    6 years ago
    Muddy Waters with Jihnny Winter-Hard Again album. Play it through.
  • BigPimp69
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    6 years ago
    I like that high way to hell by ACDC players that's some fresh white trash that pulled some bomb ass yeah dig
  • Superstarslim
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    6 years ago
    Great call on the Akinyele.

    RHCP - Strip My Mind
    Injury Reserve - Ttktv
    Black Keys - The Flame
    Busta Rhymes - What's It Gonna Be
    The Virgins - Rich Girls (The Twelves Remix)
    Daft Punk - Make Love
    Cortijo y El Nuevo Combo - Pica Pica
    2 Chainz - Spend It
    Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle
    Li'l Kim - No Time
    Salaam Remi & Miguel - Come Through & Chill
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    My joking aside, this is a good thread. What race/age are you guys? I try to cater to what I see in the club.

    For example, on my last shift I saw mostly Mexicans. So I requested Enrique Iglesias to the DJ.
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    @Huntsman I'm surprised this isn't your list:

    Wolf at the Door - Radiohead
    Howl - Florence and the Machine
    Of Wolf and Man - Metallica
    Wolves - Marshmello
    Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
    Someone's in the Wolf - Queens of the Stone Age
    Dire Wolf - Grateful Dead
    Killer Wolf - Danzig
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    ^lol!
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    SLD, I could’ve kept going with the list but I was trying not to make it too long. Lol.
    Poison - Talk Dirty To Me
    J. Geils - centerfold
    Lenny Kravitz - American Woman
    The Knack - My Sharona
    Commodores - Brick House
  • yahtzee74
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    6 years ago
    She's A Beauty by The Tubes
    Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett
    The Zoo by Scorpions
    Girls Got Rhythm by AC/DC
    Centerfold by J.Geils Band
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    And I got the wolf reference too SLD. :). My adoptive parents tried to deprogram me.
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    @Huntsman got it. Revised list:

    Human - The Human League
    Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
    I'm Your Man - Wham!
    Walk Like a Man - The Four Seasons
    Macho Man - The Village People
    Better Man - Pearl Jam
  • TFP
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    6 years ago
    I love this collective, I think there's at least one song I like in most people's list. I'm definitely digging Prince's 'Lets go Crazy' and Red Hot Chili peppers's 'Give it away'. 'Are you gonna be my girl' by Jet I can get with. And 'Nasty Girl' by Vanity 6 will always be the quintessential strip club song for me, thanks to Beverly Hills Cop.

    I love 'My Sharona' by the Knack but never been in a club that would actually play it, or a lot of the songs I named above. All the clubs I go to seem like they just automically play some rap auto tune bullshit. Well, I won't call it all bullshit, some of it is catchy. I downloaded 'Bad and Boujee' by Migos featuring Lil Uzi Vert after hearing it in a club. Actually I was getting a dance to it and the girl gave such a great performance that it also gave me a good impression of the song.

    Whoever suggested 'Moments in Love' by Art of Noise is a genuis. Hella long track and whoever getting FS extras in the back just HAS to get a GFE to that.

    Speaking of extra long tracks, fuck it. Throw on some 'Green Grass and High Tides' by the Outlaws. Has no business being played in a strip club but it's almost ten minutes long and for the second guitar solo imagine the dancer trying to keep up with the pace of the song trying to give you a lap dance. She'd lose ten pounds and demand a $100 tip lol when it's all over lol.

    You want super long GFE? Let's play the long version of Prince's 'Scandalous' from the Batman soundtrack. 19 minutes long. I'll never forget when the DJ played this song at the end of a 9th grade school dance. SJG would have been proud of how many gymnasium make out sessions occurred simultaneously.
  • Clubber
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    6 years ago
    I will always have a special place in my heart for Du Hast, a song I like. Sitting in a club I hear a dancer announced, and hear Du Hast start and I look up. Standing on stage is my new ATF. The rest is history.
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    The other day I heard a dancer do her stage set to Girlfriend in a Coma by the Smiths and Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. No bueno for boners.
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    don't look back, more than a feeling by Boston. (and everything else at a slightly less volume please Mr. DJ)
  • eyeofodin
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    6 years ago
    Got a DJ to play Panic by the Smiths once during a '80's themed request night..... I laughed my a$$ off through the whole song.

    Any and all most all "Lords of Acid" song is good in my book as well.
  • NJBalla
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    6 years ago
    So many comments and noone has picked "Bohemian Rhapsody"? Im sure the girls wouldn;t like being paid $20 for 6 minutes of dancing, but thats life
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Camila Cabella, "Havana"

    Cute, petite, Cuban girl. The video is funny and has some great dancing:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ0mxQXmLs…
  • SirLapdancealot
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    6 years ago
    @NJBalla Bitches Brew by Miles Davis is 27min long.
  • Pizza (hiatus)
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    6 years ago
    My playlist:

    "Alexis Texas" - Cruel Youth
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIhmYxC…

    "Face Down" - Meek Mill
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8fNkMZ3…

    "House of 1000 Corpses" - Rob Zombie
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkmDTR81…

    "Girls, Girls, Girls" - Mötley Crüe
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYaDkWV1…

    "Guys My Age" - Hey Violet
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LzWUAkp…

    "Rake It Up" - Yo Gotti
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrSadmwm…

  • theDirkDiggler
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    6 years ago
    There was a club where before the DJ played music, the dancers would pick their songs from a digital jukebox. Sometimes when no girl was on stage, you could pick out the songs you wanted to play with the girl you were going to get dances with. I went straight to Guns and Roses. November Rain and Paradise City. Not bad for $50! Metallica has some long songs as well. And Led Zeppelin with Stairway and Kashmir. And Don McLean's American Pie and Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird. That's way past 30 minutes though...
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