Pick the songs
Huntsman
Gynecology student
Some of us grumble about the music in clubs. I know Flag would really like some Lawrence Welk. But if you got to pick about a half hour of songs while you got dances, what would the playlist look like? Mine might be:
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
Santana - Smooth
Audioslave - Show Me How to Live
Prince - Let’s Go Crazy
Red Hor Chili Peppers - Give it Away
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
ZZ Top - Tush
AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long
Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me
Santana - Smooth
Audioslave - Show Me How to Live
Prince - Let’s Go Crazy
Red Hor Chili Peppers - Give it Away
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
ZZ Top - Tush
AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long
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Money man and never go broke
That's my current favorite rappers going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5c…
A New England - Billy Bragg
Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo
Media Midgets - R A the Rugged Man
Pasties and a G String - Tom Waits
A Bitch is a Bitch - NWA
Watusi Rodeo - Guadacanal (sp) Diary
And for all the RIL. Ain't no Sunshine - Bill Withers
AC/DC - Thunderstruck
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
Guns ‘n Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
Halestorm - I Get Off
Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Pink Floyd - Money
Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend
Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
Warrant - Cherry Pie
Freaky Thangs - Ludacris/Twista
Jump - Rhianna
Dynamite - Jamiroquai
Honey - Mariah Carey
How Do You Want It - 2Pac
Nasty Girl - Vanity 6
Sky Walker - Miguel
NWA - Just Don't Bite It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bszpOB7S…
Underworld - Push Downstairs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lR0vEUr…
Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUSyoJc…
1000 Homo DJs - Supernaut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjho-zVg…
Nine Inch Nails - Piggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4S9ydk…
KMFDM - Itchy Bitchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9df_3G8…
Gravity kills - Enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auerzvTt…
And then just so everyone could reflect on what just happened,
Too $hort - Freaky Tales https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdzQloK… (there is even a Red in it..)
Bonus Track: Wesley Willis - Suck a Cheetah's Dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFuhXgf…
Grand 1511, I’ve seen Salome several times but never fully nude. I would not want to see most of those singers nude!
Outside that...
Photograph (Def Leppard) - heard it once at Baby Dolls and nearly lost my mind
Moments in Love (Art of Noise) - it's 8-9 minutes, but only the first 4 really matter
Would You Mind (Janet Jackson)
Centipede (Rebbie Jackson)
Sex Me remix (R Kelly)
Come Into My Room (Mavado f/ Stacious)
Flex (Mad Cobra)
Cream (Prince)
I'd play them in reverse order of the above listing.
RHCP - Strip My Mind
Injury Reserve - Ttktv
Black Keys - The Flame
Busta Rhymes - What's It Gonna Be
The Virgins - Rich Girls (The Twelves Remix)
Daft Punk - Make Love
Cortijo y El Nuevo Combo - Pica Pica
2 Chainz - Spend It
Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle
Li'l Kim - No Time
Salaam Remi & Miguel - Come Through & Chill
For example, on my last shift I saw mostly Mexicans. So I requested Enrique Iglesias to the DJ.
Wolf at the Door - Radiohead
Howl - Florence and the Machine
Of Wolf and Man - Metallica
Wolves - Marshmello
Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
Someone's in the Wolf - Queens of the Stone Age
Dire Wolf - Grateful Dead
Killer Wolf - Danzig
Poison - Talk Dirty To Me
J. Geils - centerfold
Lenny Kravitz - American Woman
The Knack - My Sharona
Commodores - Brick House
Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett
The Zoo by Scorpions
Girls Got Rhythm by AC/DC
Centerfold by J.Geils Band
Human - The Human League
Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
I'm Your Man - Wham!
Walk Like a Man - The Four Seasons
Macho Man - The Village People
Better Man - Pearl Jam
I love 'My Sharona' by the Knack but never been in a club that would actually play it, or a lot of the songs I named above. All the clubs I go to seem like they just automically play some rap auto tune bullshit. Well, I won't call it all bullshit, some of it is catchy. I downloaded 'Bad and Boujee' by Migos featuring Lil Uzi Vert after hearing it in a club. Actually I was getting a dance to it and the girl gave such a great performance that it also gave me a good impression of the song.
Whoever suggested 'Moments in Love' by Art of Noise is a genuis. Hella long track and whoever getting FS extras in the back just HAS to get a GFE to that.
Speaking of extra long tracks, fuck it. Throw on some 'Green Grass and High Tides' by the Outlaws. Has no business being played in a strip club but it's almost ten minutes long and for the second guitar solo imagine the dancer trying to keep up with the pace of the song trying to give you a lap dance. She'd lose ten pounds and demand a $100 tip lol when it's all over lol.
You want super long GFE? Let's play the long version of Prince's 'Scandalous' from the Batman soundtrack. 19 minutes long. I'll never forget when the DJ played this song at the end of a 9th grade school dance. SJG would have been proud of how many gymnasium make out sessions occurred simultaneously.
Any and all most all "Lords of Acid" song is good in my book as well.
Cute, petite, Cuban girl. The video is funny and has some great dancing:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ0mxQXmLs…
"Alexis Texas" - Cruel Youth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIhmYxC…
"Face Down" - Meek Mill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8fNkMZ3…
"House of 1000 Corpses" - Rob Zombie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkmDTR81…
"Girls, Girls, Girls" - Mötley Crüe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYaDkWV1…
"Guys My Age" - Hey Violet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LzWUAkp…
"Rake It Up" - Yo Gotti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrSadmwm…