Pick the songs

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Huntsman
Gynecology student

Some of us grumble about the music in clubs. I know Flag would really like some Lawrence Welk. But if you got to pick about a half hour of songs while you got dances, what would the playlist look like? Mine might be: Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me Santana - Smooth Audioslave - Show Me How to Live Prince - Let’s Go Crazy Red Hor Chili Peppers - Give it Away Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love ZZ Top - Tush AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long

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JuiceBox69
6 yrs ago

Right now I'm all about money bag yo and yo gottie yo

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JuiceBox69
6 yrs ago

Kevin Gates and young dolf

Money man and never go broke

That's my current favorite rappers going

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Warrior15
6 yrs ago

Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

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nicespice
6 yrs ago

Whatever goes below 3 min 30 sec :p

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Huntsman
6 yrs ago

^^smart ass. :)

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jackslash
6 yrs ago

My Darkest Days--Porn Star Dancing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5cHEk

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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 yrs ago

Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light". Specifically, the 8.5 minute album version.

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eyeofodin
6 yrs ago

If I heard these songs at a SC I'd smile: A New England - Billy Bragg Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo Media Midgets - R A the Rugged Man Pasties and a G String - Tom Waits A Bitch is a Bitch - NWA Watusi Rodeo - Guadacanal (sp) Diary And for all the RIL. Ain't no Sunshine - Bill Withers

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s275ironman
6 yrs ago

Being that I only listen to rock, I can think of several rock songs that make great stripper music.

AC/DC - Thunderstruck Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch Guns ‘n Roses - Welcome to the Jungle Halestorm - I Get Off Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl Nine Inch Nails - Closer Pink Floyd - Money Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend Van Halen - Hot for Teacher Warrant - Cherry Pie

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grand1511
6 yrs ago

Richard Strauss – "Dance of the Seven Veils" from the opera "Salome" where Salome gives King Herod a fully nude lap dance in exchange for the head of John the Baptist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_of_the_Seven_Veils#/media/File:PointArmandDanceOftheSevenVeils.jpg

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grand1511
6 yrs ago

Oh, and also Prince – Sexy MF

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

Come on Closer - Jem Freaky Thangs - Ludacris/Twista Jump - Rhianna Dynamite - Jamiroquai Honey - Mariah Carey How Do You Want It - 2Pac Nasty Girl - Vanity 6 Sky Walker - Miguel

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ppwh
6 yrs ago

2 Live Crew - Get it Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgqLnMN5IqI NWA - Just Don't Bite It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bszpOB7SE2Q Underworld - Push Downstairs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lR0vEUrEYY Crystal Method - Trip Like I Do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUSyoJcbxU 1000 Homo DJs - Supernaut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjho-zVgDXo Nine Inch Nails - Piggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4S9ydkMG4 KMFDM - Itchy Bitchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9df_3G8KAo Gravity kills - Enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auerzvTt38k

And then just so everyone could reflect on what just happened, Too $hort - Freaky Tales https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okdzQloKbgc (there is even a Red in it..)

Bonus Track: Wesley Willis - Suck a Cheetah's Dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFuhXgfZn8

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eyeofodin
6 yrs ago

Put it in Your Mouth - akinyele

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Array
6 yrs ago

I like Ishmael’s thinking and would add Iron Butterfly’s Ina Gadda da Vida.

Grand 1511, I’ve seen Salome several times but never fully nude. I would not want to see most of those singers nude!

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grand1511
6 yrs ago

Just based on time...Dance of the Seven Veils would be a nice long song to get a lap dance to. And as classical music goes, it's quite erotic.

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IHearVoices
6 yrs ago

Basically any Miami bass song: I'm from South Florida, grew up during its heyday, and so many of the songs are about SC life anyway.

Outside that...

Photograph (Def Leppard) - heard it once at Baby Dolls and nearly lost my mind Moments in Love (Art of Noise) - it's 8-9 minutes, but only the first 4 really matter Would You Mind (Janet Jackson) Centipede (Rebbie Jackson) Sex Me remix (R Kelly) Come Into My Room (Mavado f/ Stacious) Flex (Mad Cobra) Cream (Prince)

I'd play them in reverse order of the above listing.

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crazyjoe
6 yrs ago

Brilliance

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jsully63
6 yrs ago

Muddy Waters with Jihnny Winter-Hard Again album. Play it through.

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BigPimp69
6 yrs ago

I like that high way to hell by ACDC players that's some fresh white trash that pulled some bomb ass yeah dig

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Superstarslim
6 yrs ago

Great call on the Akinyele.

RHCP - Strip My Mind Injury Reserve - Ttktv Black Keys - The Flame Busta Rhymes - What's It Gonna Be The Virgins - Rich Girls (The Twelves Remix) Daft Punk - Make Love Cortijo y El Nuevo Combo - Pica Pica 2 Chainz - Spend It Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle Li'l Kim - No Time Salaam Remi & Miguel - Come Through & Chill

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nicespice
6 yrs ago

My joking aside, this is a good thread. What race/age are you guys? I try to cater to what I see in the club.

For example, on my last shift I saw mostly Mexicans. So I requested Enrique Iglesias to the DJ.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

@Huntsman I'm surprised this isn't your list:

Wolf at the Door - Radiohead Howl - Florence and the Machine Of Wolf and Man - Metallica Wolves - Marshmello Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran Someone's in the Wolf - Queens of the Stone Age Dire Wolf - Grateful Dead Killer Wolf - Danzig

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nicespice
6 yrs ago

^lol!

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Huntsman
6 yrs ago

SLD, I could’ve kept going with the list but I was trying not to make it too long. Lol. Poison - Talk Dirty To Me J. Geils - centerfold Lenny Kravitz - American Woman The Knack - My Sharona Commodores - Brick House

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yahtzee74
6 yrs ago

She's A Beauty by The Tubes Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) by Joan Jett The Zoo by Scorpions Girls Got Rhythm by AC/DC Centerfold by J.Geils Band

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Huntsman
6 yrs ago

And I got the wolf reference too SLD. :). My adoptive parents tried to deprogram me.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

@Huntsman got it. Revised list:

Human - The Human League Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson I'm Your Man - Wham! Walk Like a Man - The Four Seasons Macho Man - The Village People Better Man - Pearl Jam

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TFP
6 yrs ago

I love this collective, I think there's at least one song I like in most people's list. I'm definitely digging Prince's 'Lets go Crazy' and Red Hot Chili peppers's 'Give it away'. 'Are you gonna be my girl' by Jet I can get with. And 'Nasty Girl' by Vanity 6 will always be the quintessential strip club song for me, thanks to Beverly Hills Cop.

I love 'My Sharona' by the Knack but never been in a club that would actually play it, or a lot of the songs I named above. All the clubs I go to seem like they just automically play some rap auto tune bullshit. Well, I won't call it all bullshit, some of it is catchy. I downloaded 'Bad and Boujee' by Migos featuring Lil Uzi Vert after hearing it in a club. Actually I was getting a dance to it and the girl gave such a great performance that it also gave me a good impression of the song.

Whoever suggested 'Moments in Love' by Art of Noise is a genuis. Hella long track and whoever getting FS extras in the back just HAS to get a GFE to that.

Speaking of extra long tracks, fuck it. Throw on some 'Green Grass and High Tides' by the Outlaws. Has no business being played in a strip club but it's almost ten minutes long and for the second guitar solo imagine the dancer trying to keep up with the pace of the song trying to give you a lap dance. She'd lose ten pounds and demand a $100 tip lol when it's all over lol.

You want super long GFE? Let's play the long version of Prince's 'Scandalous' from the Batman soundtrack. 19 minutes long. I'll never forget when the DJ played this song at the end of a 9th grade school dance. SJG would have been proud of how many gymnasium make out sessions occurred simultaneously.

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Clubber
6 yrs ago

I will always have a special place in my heart for Du Hast, a song I like. Sitting in a club I hear a dancer announced, and hear Du Hast start and I look up. Standing on stage is my new ATF. The rest is history.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

The other day I heard a dancer do her stage set to Girlfriend in a Coma by the Smiths and Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. No bueno for boners.

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Jascoi
6 yrs ago

don't look back, more than a feeling by Boston. (and everything else at a slightly less volume please Mr. DJ)

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eyeofodin
6 yrs ago

Got a DJ to play Panic by the Smiths once during a '80's themed request night..... I laughed my a$$ off through the whole song.

Any and all most all "Lords of Acid" song is good in my book as well.

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NJBalla
6 yrs ago

So many comments and noone has picked "Bohemian Rhapsody"? Im sure the girls wouldn;t like being paid $20 for 6 minutes of dancing, but thats life

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RandomMember
6 yrs ago

Camila Cabella, "Havana"

Cute, petite, Cuban girl. The video is funny and has some great dancing:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ0mxQXmLsk

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

@NJBalla Bitches Brew by Miles Davis is 27min long.

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Pizza (hiatus)
6 yrs ago

My playlist:

"Alexis Texas" - Cruel Youth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIhmYxCJ2E

"Face Down" - Meek Mill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8fNkMZ3thI

"House of 1000 Corpses" - Rob Zombie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkmDTR81MDI

"Girls, Girls, Girls" - Mötley Crüe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYaDkWV1QT8

"Guys My Age" - Hey Violet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LzWUAkpNrQ

"Rake It Up" - Yo Gotti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrSadmwmmAs

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theDirkDiggler
6 yrs ago

There was a club where before the DJ played music, the dancers would pick their songs from a digital jukebox. Sometimes when no girl was on stage, you could pick out the songs you wanted to play with the girl you were going to get dances with. I went straight to Guns and Roses. November Rain and Paradise City. Not bad for $50! Metallica has some long songs as well. And Led Zeppelin with Stairway and Kashmir. And Don McLean's American Pie and Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird. That's way past 30 minutes though...

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