What's the best thing to get for lunch at a strip club?

I enjoy a BBFSCIP Taco salad

A piece of ass is good and finish it off with some hair pie.

Pie...cherry pie

Call me boring, but I prefer good old-fashioned Hellman's mayo on my BLT.

jack/ and bang mentioned both my favorites!

I won’t order any food in a strip club that has mayo on it - or ranch dressing! I’d like to avoid eating the cum-of-some-young-guy!

Note that I specified Hellmans. I don't want the spread from a BBBJBLT.