Comments by cubbieguy

@Gawker I think we should just close this discussion as no one is going to top that.

In shadowcat’s original post it said the stripper’s name was Eric. That is what freaked me out the most. I had to check the link to see if it was correct. I guess “her” name is Erica although she looked more like an Eric. Can’t blame these guys for turning her down for a dance.

Wow!! Your dick is almost as big as mine. Wanna see?

This website may help. You can look up the wait times for different border crossings. You most likely will want to use the one to cross in the first place to pick up your car or catch the trolley. However, it may help you time your crossing. https://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/mobile.asp?action=n&pn=2504

I think this falls under best not to think about it.

I prefer the laid back atmosphere of an fkk as well as the fact that there is very few fake tits and asses. I would hope to never have to choose as I want to go back to both many more times but I would choose Oase over HK.

@juice you realize if you trade poker for video games you will be a strippers dream bf.

Is this the point where we start a go fund me page? Either to get juice out of jail or to hold a party in his honor at follies.

Discuss price? How ugly are you that you are going to pay a guy on here for sex?

@tropicallei once I could hear the guy really giving it to the girl in the next “cubicle”. Very quickly though I became distracted.

Comment of the month!!

Skip a couple and save some money so you can go to an FKK.

@flagooner that is what is great about the fkk is that there is still a tease aspect to it. The girls come and talk and try to “seduce” you similar to a strip club. The big difference is when you get to the room.

The addition of Londonguy for me. If not for him I would have never been to an FKK.

@bavarian the fkk has much more of the natural women. I don’t care for fake tits so TJ is a challenge. Though for $1 you can inspect so that works. I can only recall a couple girls in the fkk with fake tits and I don’t remember any with fake asses. Hope this helps.

Depending on your financial situation i would do the fkk over tj if you really wanted to treat yourself. I have done the fkk and tj twice each. The fkk is more relaxing and enjoyable in my opinion. Also, if you are talking about going for a week there will be much more to do in germany between visits. However, if your budget is tight or latinas is really your thing tj is still an excellent choice.

Actually if you change a few details someone did make it up. It sounds like the movie Old School.

If you like looking and not touching hot chicks then sure. Otherwise dont waste your $ and time.

Amsterdam is very overrated. Prices are around 60 euro and up. However the upsell can be crazy. One girl said her price was for bj hand sex. Yeah of course she said and sex but i must have misunderstood and it will cost another 60. Another refused to take off her top unless more was paid. Of couse i had picked her in the first place because of her glorious rack and she knew that. I dont want to have to negotiate every detail. If you go in the day you are less likely to get a ROB but its also the B squad. All the girls are mostly dead fish so if you like intimacy you wont get it. The advice to hop on a train to an FKK is the best advice you’ll get. Second best advice is if youre in the red light go to the excalibur for a drink. If Zad is working order a kamikaze. Sorry for the long running paragraph typing from my phone.

From my time there here are my musts. Have a different variety of bills. I've never been ripped off at HK but to me it makes things easier. If you are staying for a few days make sure Mexico won't make your cell bill go crazy although I think most carriers do Mexico for free these days. Get ready to tip everyone. Even the guy who hands the girl a robe will expect a tip. A little annoying but it's only a buck for person. Bring your own condoms. The ones there suck. Always buy a drink for the girl before taking her upstairs. Let's you know her attitude. Find a waiter you like and only order drinks from him. Basically he becomes your pimp. If you don't speak Spanish try to find a girl with at least a little English skills. Lastly get a few tacos from the place down the block. Enjoy.

I've had a vasectomy so I would have told her I'd give you at least$50k to not have a kid. Then I'd let her keep trying to get my seed in every way imaginable.

Shouldn't we be talking about sex with women on this site?

I think around 50. All strippers. They all confirmed that they had never done this with anyone else.

Any thought to just asking her to see you OTC? Especially if she had a slow day this might be a good opportunity. It sounds like when you go to the club you give her all your attention and you want all of her attention. Seems like a win win to me.

Here is a couple things I think it depends on. If you rent a room you won't get a knock on the door at exactly 30 minutes. When I've been there girls are willing to finish the job even if you go a couple minutes over. To me it seems like they go until a guy cums or they get a knock on the door. Obviously they aren't going to go for an hour when you paid for thirty minutes but you get a little extra time. If you just want to give her the jack hammer for 10 minutes and be done then that doesn't matter. Second would be how long you plan on staying. Are you just going for a couple hours? I like to get a room so that when I'm done with a girl I have a place to relax before going back to the club. Just my two cents.