That’s what she said...

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Itsmytime
I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank.

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Jascoi
6 years ago
what are you doing ?
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Jascoi
6 years ago
how much are you going to tip me ?
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Jascoi
6 years ago
i’m not that kind of girl.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
You remind me of my father
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jackslash
6 years ago
Is that a penis or a peanut?
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OldGringo
6 years ago
"Son, put your pants back on. Go wait with your father in the car and I'll be out in a few hours."
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JohnSmith69
6 years ago
“Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
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shadowcat
6 years ago
She said "who you gonna satisfy with that?"

I replied "Me!"
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Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
The Dr. said it should be gone by now
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flagooner
6 years ago
She didn't say anything, she just laughed.
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cubbieguy
6 years ago
Wow!! Your dick is almost as big as mine. Wanna see?
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OldGringo
6 years ago
I haven't seen a penis that small since Donald Trump was here last year.
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ASUS12
6 years ago
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
Thumbs up for the animal house reference..
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goldmongerATL
6 years ago
Don't go in too far. I have a tampon.
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Subraman
6 years ago
"2 is the new 8!"
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
"where is it?"
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-me
6 years ago
When was the last time you stood up straight and could see your dick?
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-me
6 years ago
Are those depends?
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-me
6 years ago
Hey, your tits are bigger than mine!
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