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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more

It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank.

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Jascoi

what are you doing ?

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Jascoi

how much are you going to tip me ?

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Jascoi

i’m not that kind of girl.

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twentyfive

You remind me of my father

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jackslash

Is that a penis or a peanut?

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OldGringo

"Son, put your pants back on. Go wait with your father in the car and I'll be out in a few hours."

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JohnSmith69

“Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”

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shadowcat

She said "who you gonna satisfy with that?"

I replied "Me!"

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Uprightcitizen

The Dr. said it should be gone by now

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flagooner

She didn't say anything, she just laughed.

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cubbieguy

Wow!! Your dick is almost as big as mine. Wanna see?

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OldGringo

I haven't seen a penis that small since Donald Trump was here last year.

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ASUS12

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”

Thumbs up for the animal house reference..

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goldmongerATL

Don't go in too far. I have a tampon.

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Subraman

"2 is the new 8!"

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-me

When was the last time you stood up straight and could see your dick?

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-me

Are those depends?

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-me

Hey, your tits are bigger than mine!

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