That’s what she said...
ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank.
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last commentwhat are you doing ?
how much are you going to tip me ?
i’m not that kind of girl.
You remind me of my father
Is that a penis or a peanut?
"Son, put your pants back on. Go wait with your father in the car and I'll be out in a few hours."
“Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
She said "who you gonna satisfy with that?"
I replied "Me!"
The Dr. said it should be gone by now
She didn't say anything, she just laughed.
Wow!! Your dick is almost as big as mine. Wanna see?
I haven't seen a penis that small since Donald Trump was here last year.
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
Thumbs up for the animal house reference..
Don't go in too far. I have a tampon.
"2 is the new 8!"
"where is it?"
When was the last time you stood up straight and could see your dick?
Are those depends?
Hey, your tits are bigger than mine!