That’s what she said...

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Itsmytime
It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank.

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how much are you going to tip me ?
i’m not that kind of girl.
You remind me of my father
Is that a penis or a peanut?
"Son, put your pants back on. Go wait with your father in the car and I'll be out in a few hours."
“Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
She said "who you gonna satisfy with that?"

I replied "Me!"
The Dr. said it should be gone by now
She didn't say anything, she just laughed.
Wow!! Your dick is almost as big as mine. Wanna see?
I haven't seen a penis that small since Donald Trump was here last year.
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ASUS12
Texas
6 years ago
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
Thumbs up for the animal house reference..
Don't go in too far. I have a tampon.
"where is it?"
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-me
California
6 years ago
When was the last time you stood up straight and could see your dick?
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-me
California
6 years ago
Are those depends?
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-me
California
6 years ago
Hey, your tits are bigger than mine!
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