That’s what she said...

19 comments

• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  what are you doing ?
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  how much are you going to tip me ?
• Jascoi

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  6 years ago

  i’m not that kind of girl.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  You remind me of my father
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  Is that a penis or a peanut?
• OldGringo

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  6 years ago

  "Son, put your pants back on. Go wait with your father in the car and I'll be out in a few hours."
• JohnSmith69

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  6 years ago

  “Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  She said "who you gonna satisfy with that?" I replied "Me!"
• Uprightcitizen

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  6 years ago

  The Dr. said it should be gone by now
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  She didn't say anything, she just laughed.
• cubbieguy

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  6 years ago

  Wow!! Your dick is almost as big as mine. Wanna see?
• OldGringo

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  6 years ago

  I haven't seen a penis that small since Donald Trump was here last year.
• ASUS12

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  6 years ago

  Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?” Thumbs up for the animal house reference..
• goldmongerATL

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  6 years ago

  Don't go in too far. I have a tampon.
• Subraman

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  6 years ago

  "2 is the new 8!"
• strippercutie404

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  6 years ago

  "where is it?"
• -me

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  6 years ago

  When was the last time you stood up straight and could see your dick?
• -me

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  6 years ago

  Are those depends?
• -me

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  6 years ago

  Hey, your tits are bigger than mine!