Comments by HB13

Bareback? Nope. The risks just aren't worth it.

I know of a couple clubs but where the local PD still sends someone over on weekend nights to keep the patrons in check.

For website statistics go to Alexia.com, the web information analytics company. And their results for tuscl.net: http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/tuscl.net *Click the Audience tab and you'll see the following: "Based on internet averages, tuscl.net is visited more frequently by males who are over 65 years old, received some college education and browse this site from home." Also shows a high proportion of 35-44 year olds, & without kids.

Don't bother. 100% chance she's going to throw a sob story your way and ask for $ or use you in some other way. No other reason why she would call you now.

Lazy blokes: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=565268950174092&id=497146696986318&set=a.497427786958209.114676.497146696986318&__user=1114582455 And that "news" is almost as old as the internet.

Was discussed in this thread: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=20580#comment189025

Like others mentioned before: -Join in, encourage the girls into getting more relaxed & loose. It's a "physical way" of saying you like what you see. But as for this girl, if you dislike her then just create some BS of why you weren't into it. Or she's bossing you around into getting more dances & giving you a chance to redeem yourself (if you're the docile type that gets ordered around or competitive type that doesn't like taking shit from others)

Fudge posted a response in the wrong thread...

Like others mentioned before: -Join in, encourage the girls into getting more relaxed & loose. It's a "physical way" of saying you like what you see. But as for this girl, if you dislike her then just create some BS of why you weren't into it. Or she's bossing you around into getting more dances & giving you a chance to redeem yourself (if you're the docile type that gets ordered around or competitive type that doesn't like taking shit from others).

This dancer isn't in New Orleans is she? If she is, I heard that one 14 months ago. After the whole Hurricane Katrina thing, the area really needed the service.

For the rare occasions I need to go Fast Food: Mocha Frape cuz it's like 2/3 the price of Starbucks, fast & the Dollar menu. Otherwise I'd rather do other places: In n Out, Carl's Jr / Hardees, Firehouse Subs, Mellow Mushroom, etc.

Maybe for a guy's night out among siblings & cousins. Otherwise most sane normal people wouldn't.

Gatorfan, neutering is for male animals... Spaying is for females.

My usual is 20-30m sessions with those few girls with stamina going for 40m. Any longer and dancers tend to take breaks, smoke / drink, chit / chat, bathroom break, etc. If you are going for hour, break it up into multiple 20-30m sessions to maximize time/mileage.

*Most mammals can digest LACTOSE fine as infants We really need a quick couple minute edit function.

Ermita_Nights, then how do Chinese babies digest mama's milk? >_> Most mammals can digest lactase fine as infants (it's one of the definitions of a mammal), but have decreased lactase enzyme production as they become adults. Decreased lactase activity correlates well with cultures who do not have a lot of diary in their diets and ranges from "5% in northern Europe through 71% for Sicily to more than 90% in some African and Asian countries." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance

Beforehand if I do eat something it's light (no strong odors / tastes like Motorhead said) or just coffee. Don't want to get that bloated feeling whenever you've drunk later in the club. If you're feeling fancy, you can go all out drinking pineapple-juice the entire day just to make it a little sweeter for them... ;)

And if those last 30 strange animal mating habits weren't enough for you: While teaching monkeys the concept of currency, scientists accidentally discover monkey prostitution. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSS3zy0ue9Y

Bah, that's just the beginning of the animal world. -Snakes & Lizards http://othersideofscience.com/2011/07/hemipenis-cause-two-penises-are-better-than-one/ Summary: Have two penises & some use a copulation plug (fluid solidifies in the female’s cloaca (which is essentially a vagina and a pee hole in one), preventing any other male from depositing his sperm). -Gray Whales: http://www.elephantseal.org/Marine-mammals/gray_whale.htm Large groups of breeding gray whales have also been observed. Because the males have large testes and produce a lot of sperm, biologists refer to "sperm competition" taking place. In other words, males compete by trying to wash away the other fellow's sperm rather than trying to achieve exclusive access. -Cabbage White Buttterfly: http://cloacalkiss.blogspot.com/2009/02/alternative-mating-tactics-and-female.html When the female is ready to mate, she exhibits a characteristic colulatory position by lowering her antenna (see graphic, Figure 2). This serves as a signal to males that she is ready to mate. If two males are present and competing for the same receptive female, it is not uncommon for "male one" to trick the other by assuming the same pre-colulatory pose. "Male two," confused and randy, may attempt to copulate with guised male one. -Hissing cockroaches: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2010939_2010938_2010925,00.html males have been known to push female cockroaches (who resist by kicking with their hind legs) into corners and take them by force. These bug-eyed bad boys like to play the odds, pursuing everything that moves — including other males — to up their chances, the theory goes, of successfully copulating with a lady. A different theory is that the he-cockroach sometimes poses as a frisky female to avoid aggression from bigger, brawnier guys, diverting their competitors. -And 30 other strange animal mating habits. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/ FYI: Am a biology grad. Anatomy, physiology, evolution, taxonomy, microbiology, biochemistry, oncology, neurology, blah blah blah, etc. Are all some useless random facts stored deep in my memory.

Personally I label myself a "John." While PL's are Jackslash's #3-5 definitions.

I've used variations of the following with a head tilt & smile. "I'm good thanks though." "In a little bit just got here." "If you see me here by myself in the next hour come on over." + Unique Tip

Forgot to mention: If you're writing Shakespeare on your phone, just use one of those "voice to text" features. Just make sure you enunciate properly and do one sentence at a time.

That's why I do a review on a laptop. So much easier to copy / paste, save on another file and post the entire thing once you're ready.

Seen it happen to a couple friends & other club patrons. Never happened to me personally, every so often for some reason I get free samples on the floor.

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