I'm beginning to wonder, was my cat a stripper in a previous life?
The evidence:
- She is beautiful and graceful
- She sits in my lap without being invited
- She thinks only of her own comfort
- She is totally selfish and self-centered
- She ignores me when I want to play with her
- She always does exactly as she pleases
- If she gets angry, her claws come out
- She acts affectionate and rubs against me only when she wants food
- Her name is Exxtasy
I would get rid of this ungrateful cat, but I need a little pussy.
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last commentDid you have her neutered yet?
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Jackslash dude, you are one x short. Shouldn't that pussy's name be Exxxtasy?
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There is a reason we use feline terms to describe women and their lady parts. Well put jackslash
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Whatever you do, don't get your pussy pregnant.
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do you believe in nirvarna?
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Maybe that explains why I keep going back to strip clubs.
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Estafador,I think you are Shads ex latina wife.
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Faggot mat!The girls cringe when you walk in.
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Does she play with her phone when sitting on the couch?
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@jackslash I have a cat that exhibits the very same traits. She must have been a stripper also. Her name is Lucky. Not the most common stripper name, but I think I have met a few with that name over the years.
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Hey vincemichaels, remember the stripper at PP named Shadow?
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Does she get to you from any point in the house in less than a second the instant she hears the can opener?
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Does she trade lap dances for catnip?
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Hmmmm, it rings no bells, Shadowcat. What about her?
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He fucked the cat
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tumblingdic, I'm a dude dummy
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Gatorfan, neutering is for male animals... Spaying is for females.
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Even Dougster doesn't have so low a view of strippers that he'd compare them to a cat.
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