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Was my Cat a Stripper in a Previous Life?

Dec 4, 2012, 4:12 AM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

I'm beginning to wonder, was my cat a stripper in a previous life?

The evidence:

  1. She is beautiful and graceful
  2. She sits in my lap without being invited
  3. She thinks only of her own comfort
  4. She is totally selfish and self-centered
  5. She ignores me when I want to play with her
  6. She always does exactly as she pleases
  7. If she gets angry, her claws come out
  8. She acts affectionate and rubs against me only when she wants food
  9. Her name is Exxtasy

I would get rid of this ungrateful cat, but I need a little pussy.

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gatorfan

Did you have her neutered yet?

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zipman68

Jackslash dude, you are one x short. Shouldn't that pussy's name be Exxxtasy?

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Corvus

There is a reason we use feline terms to describe women and their lady parts. Well put jackslash

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vincemichaels

Whatever you do, don't get your pussy pregnant.

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Estafador

do you believe in nirvarna?

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shadowcat

Maybe that explains why I keep going back to strip clubs.

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tumblingdice

Estafador,I think you are Shads ex latina wife.

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tumblingdice

Faggot mat!The girls cringe when you walk in.

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motorhead

Does she play with her phone when sitting on the couch?

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snowtime

@jackslash I have a cat that exhibits the very same traits. She must have been a stripper also. Her name is Lucky. Not the most common stripper name, but I think I have met a few with that name over the years.

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shadowcat

Hey vincemichaels, remember the stripper at PP named Shadow?

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Dougster

Does she get to you from any point in the house in less than a second the instant she hears the can opener?

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motorhead

Does she trade lap dances for catnip?

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vincemichaels

Hmmmm, it rings no bells, Shadowcat. What about her?

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gatorfan

He fucked the cat

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Estafador

tumblingdic, I'm a dude dummy

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HB13

Gatorfan, neutering is for male animals... Spaying is for females.

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LeeH

Even Dougster doesn't have so low a view of strippers that he'd compare them to a cat.

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