Was my Cat a Stripper in a Previous Life?

I'm beginning to wonder, was my cat a stripper in a previous life?

The evidence:

1. She is beautiful and graceful
2. She sits in my lap without being invited
3. She thinks only of her own comfort
4. She is totally selfish and self-centered
5. She ignores me when I want to play with her
6. She always does exactly as she pleases
7. If she gets angry, her claws come out
8. She acts affectionate and rubs against me only when she wants food
9. Her name is Exxtasy


I would get rid of this ungrateful cat, but I need a little pussy.