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Was my Cat a Stripper in a Previous Life?

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Tuesday, December 4, 2012 4:12 AM
I'm beginning to wonder, was my cat a stripper in a previous life? The evidence: 1. She is beautiful and graceful 2. She sits in my lap without being invited 3. She thinks only of her own comfort 4. She is totally selfish and self-centered 5. She ignores me when I want to play with her 6. She always does exactly as she pleases 7. If she gets angry, her claws come out 8. She acts affectionate and rubs against me only when she wants food 9. Her name is Exxtasy I would get rid of this ungrateful cat, but I need a little pussy.

18 comments

  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    Did you have her neutered yet?
  • zipman68
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    12 years ago
    Jackslash dude, you are one x short. Shouldn't that pussy's name be Exxxtasy?
  • Corvus
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    12 years ago
    There is a reason we use feline terms to describe women and their lady parts. Well put jackslash
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    Whatever you do, don't get your pussy pregnant.
  • Estafador
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    12 years ago
    do you believe in nirvarna?
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    Maybe that explains why I keep going back to strip clubs.
  • tumblingdice
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    12 years ago
    Estafador,I think you are Shads ex latina wife.
  • tumblingdice
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    12 years ago
    Faggot mat!The girls cringe when you walk in.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    Does she play with her phone when sitting on the couch?
  • snowtime
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    12 years ago
    @jackslash I have a cat that exhibits the very same traits. She must have been a stripper also. Her name is Lucky. Not the most common stripper name, but I think I have met a few with that name over the years.
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    Hey vincemichaels, remember the stripper at PP named Shadow?
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    Does she get to you from any point in the house in less than a second the instant she hears the can opener?
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    Does she trade lap dances for catnip?
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    Hmmmm, it rings no bells, Shadowcat. What about her?
  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    He fucked the cat
  • Estafador
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    12 years ago
    tumblingdic, I'm a dude dummy
  • HB13
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    12 years ago
    Gatorfan, neutering is for male animals... Spaying is for females.
  • LeeH
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    12 years ago
    Even Dougster doesn't have so low a view of strippers that he'd compare them to a cat.
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