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This has got to be the coolest 2nd job a stripper has told me she has

Tuesday, January 29, 2013 6:12 PM
This stripper i see at my regular club told me her second job is an embalmer at a funeral home. She actually went to college to learn how to embalm dead people. What could possibly top that?

17 comments

  • grand1511
    11 years ago
    One of my current favorite dancers is in school right now for mortuary sciences. That makes me feel better when she gets me stiff!!!
  • kingcripple
    11 years ago
    haha! great one grand!
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    Policewoman Mayor Congresswoman CEO Astronaut Etc, etc, etc...
  • kingcripple
    11 years ago
    OK Alucard, if any of those are true, that certainly tops embalmer. I just call into question the validity of their claims to hold those jobs. Because you know... strippers are worse liars than politicians. Thought I see you listed Mayor and Congresswoman
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    Whether they might be true or not is beside the point. Having those as a 2nd job would be as odd as your example.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    The conversations are probably better too.
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    Those customers probably do not need viagra.
  • HB13
    11 years ago
    This dancer isn't in New Orleans is she? If she is, I heard that one 14 months ago. After the whole Hurricane Katrina thing, the area really needed the service.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    I met a realtor in Sunset Beach, NC who was the mayor of the town and a stripper in Myrtle Beach.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    Stripper, politician, realtor.... If she would become a lawyer, she could complete the Grand Slam of lying, thieving, whores
  • minnow
    11 years ago
    kc: Sounds like your club stripper deals with lucky stiffs in both jobs.......
  • rh48hr
    11 years ago
    I have had a dancer tell me she was going to school to be a mortician before.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    What is the difference between a condom and a coffin? They both hold a stiffy
  • DandyDan
    11 years ago
    I used to know one who was a teacher as her other job, and I didn't believe it when she said it, but she told me to look it up on the internet and just as importantly where to look it up at, and there she was. It's too bad she no longer dances, at least at my favorite club, anymore.
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    I know one that recently graduated from college and has started working for Georia Power as a mechanical engineer. Still sripping part time. Many years ago I knew one that put herself through USC(Carolina)stripping and then got tenure at that college teaching public speaking and theatre. Last I heard she was teaching at Clemson. She continued stripping part time for several years.
  • Ermita_Nights
    11 years ago
    Here's a couple of strippers who were mayors, and one who is running for President of France: [view link] [view link] [view link]
  • Estafador
    11 years ago
    Alucard, do you smoke. Being a politician, as a second job next to stripping is impossible. Your a known figurehead (to somebody), how the hell you gonna look, when one of your townsfolk comes walking through that door and see's their mayor, bouncing their ass on another man's lap.
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