What do you eat on days you go strip clubbing?

23 comments

• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  Pussy.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  2 ecstasy pills and 1 Viagra.
• Trool2000

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  12 years ago

  Viagra and penacillian
• Papi_Chulo

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  12 years ago

  Raw liver.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Good question - seriously. I do think about it. I guess if my clubbing habits were stopping in after work for a couple of beers and a dance, I wouldn't give it a thought, but normally I go on a Saturday night for several hours. Typically 5 to 6 hours. I avoid any heavy filling meals. I avoid strong food such as garlic or onions. Not rocket science. But I def think about it. Typically I eat skip the evening meal entirely and then eat when I leave the club. Not a dumb question.
• GoVikings

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  12 years ago

  Lol at Doc Holiday. Great response.
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  I limit my diet to 120 Lb a day.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  Steak and veggies when possible, whatever is on the menu otherwise.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Never really thought about it, whatever I eat, I eat. I don't stay away from a particular food just because I will be at a club.
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  Since I mostly avoid booze when I club I do not care what I eat. I usually eat light and like motorhead I do not eat much onions and garlic. I do not care if I have to go to the bathrromm some times it is a good excue to ditch the bitch.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Steak and potato with sweet tea
• HB13

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  12 years ago

  Beforehand if I do eat something it's light (no strong odors / tastes like Motorhead said) or just coffee. Don't want to get that bloated feeling whenever you've drunk later in the club. If you're feeling fancy, you can go all out drinking pineapple-juice the entire day just to make it a little sweeter for them... ;)
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  well, I never thought about eating when going to strip clubs, its usually after I go that I get hungry. Usually the only thing that's open is fast food joints, halal vendors and pizza. So far, after every strip club escapade, I go for pizza (though i did do halal chicken over rice once)
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  Mostly, I eat *afterwards*. There's a White Castle just down the road from my favorite clubs, and on those occasions where I stay out late, I often stop there. Nothing like a few sliders at 3 o'clock in the morning...
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  I usually avoid any strange food that could give me an upset stomach. Sit down bathroom facilities at clubs I visit are a one per men's room for everyone in the club or something I would not even want to use because the condition is so bad I don't even want to see it. Maybe it's not that bad but privacy would not be good at all in one club. I avoid eating a big pizza because that might make me sleepy with the club about an hour from home. I once had a retirement advisor at work suggest you could pre drink to save money when you go out. Great idea I thought, up to a point. I figure she probably didn't think too much before telling a bunch of employees to drink before they drive to save money.
• sharkhunter

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  12 years ago

  I have eaten at Hooters a few times. I would like to try Twin Peaks hamburgers and fries but noticed it was packed. Then I saw a menu online and saw that they called their fries Fire Fries. I'm wondering if they have MSG in the seasoning. If so that would ruin my night and make me sick. Sticking to ordinary food.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  Snapper
• DandyDan

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  12 years ago

  I never really thought about it, although for a couple years, I would stop at the Buffalo Wild Wings and have some chicken wings before going to the club, usually Parmesan Garlic (the best kind they got, at least amongst their milder flavors) or Asian Zing. I have stopped at Chipotle before going to a club, but I'm not sure that's really a good idea. Usually, I don't think about food til afterwards.
• minnow

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  12 years ago

  If I "catch wind" that Omega22 club visit will coincide with mine,I'll be sure to eat a can of baked beans prior to visit..........
• Omega22

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  12 years ago

  Nice answers, some of them made me laugh I won't lie. I think it is best to avoid an upset stomach in the club by staying away from spicy food, and foods loaded with carbohydrates. An upset stomach can make a club visit less fun after all.
• Otto22

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  12 years ago

  I try to avoid things that produce bad breath - Chinese, Mexican, pepperoni pizza, etc.
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  Aspragus, roasted garlic, and anchovy pizza with a side of refried beans. That way we all get the benefits.
• crazyjoe

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  12 years ago

  Fish tacos