Comments by canny (page 12)

Last weekend when I got a room she just asked, "so what do you want to do?" I asked her what she wanted to do and she told me how much she charges for a BJ and for, "everything".

Any business owner can get away with pocketing a lot of cash and not reporting it to the IRS as long as they don't put the money in a bank account or use it to make major purchases that are tracked such as cars, boats, or real estate. Food, clothing, gas, lawn care, etc. can all be bought with cash that a business owner (or stripper) earns and doesn't pay taxes on. But almost any major purchase, including vacations, is tracked and can be traced back to you by the IRS. It's much easier and safer to deposit the money, report it to the IRS as revenue, and then have your business pay for things like your car, your vacations, your house, etc. and deduct those expenses from your business's profits. Talk with a good tax accountant or attorney first to make sure that you categorize all of your spending properly so that when you're audited the IRS gives you a clean bill of health and goes on to harass someone else. I do exactly that and I've done it for years. The IRS can't catch me hiding income because I report everything. The only thing that they can do is disallow some of my expenses that I'm claiming and I'm careful about what I claim as a business expense and what I don't.

Older men have more money.

I know of a stripper who had sex with someone during a $20 lap dance with a guy who didn't tip any extra. The guy was young and cute. My ATF dragged me into a VIP room after the first room I got with her even though she describes me as, "you're kind of cheap." Shadowcat has met me, I'm not young and good looking. She enjoys rooms with me despite me because I'm nice and I treat her with respect and courtesy. @lopaw, stop rubbing it in that women get more mileage for less than us men do! :-)

I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up going through in a week or two.

I'm pretty sure that Stiletto is putting money away for her retirement.

So, they arrested 20 locals. The week of the convention there are going to be hundreds of out of town girls in town to take their place.

We all loosen up a little bit when we're drunk, but we won't do anything drunk that we don't want to do sober anyway. Strippers will loosen up a little bit, but they won't give you higher mileage drunk than sober.

"If it's good for me, it's good for you too......" I'm not going to go down that road!

Ask them what the normal offers that they get are and how much they earned last month. The economy is bad and except for a few filthy rich people everyone is suffering. Strippers are earning a lot less now than they were earning 2 years ago and they're doing more extras for what they are earning.

I agree with VM. Go a couple of days early and visit a couple of strip clubs. Find a dancer who you like and ask her if she wants to work your bachelor party. Tell her how many dancers you need and ask her to bring friends with her.

I'd prefer the hotel room and hire strippers for the entertainment. Shadowcat is right, they'll want a minimum of $300 each to show up on a Friday or Saturday night because those are their busy nights but that's what I'd prefer.

I've met a few strippers who don't smoke but they're rare. Most strippers are heavy smokers in my experience.

I agree with the people who said get a job working at a strip club. I earn a lot more than most people and I'm tempted to get a part time job on Friday and Saturday nights working at a strip club but I don't have what it takes to be a bouncer and jobs as bartenders and DJ's are hard to find.

I'm traveling for work, and I'm staying a couple of miles from the airport. I don't have any choice where I'm staying, I'm in the same hotel that the rest of my coworkers are staying in. I have a rental car though so I can drive a little bit. I'm not a fan of clubs with too many cameras, I'd already crossed the DV clubs off of my list of potential clubs to visit because of the reviews that mentioned cameras.

Or should I just read the reviews and go with them?

I've seen it in Pittsburgh in two of the clubs.

I saw Jenna Haze perform once and her stage show was worth the price of admission. It was much better than the stage shows that the strippers do.

I doubt that that story about Hugh needing to pay girls to surround him is true. Playboy's Girls of Golf doesn't pay the girls and they turn people away.

I've found that asking at the start what her rules are and what she enjoys usually gets the same compliment. I've gotten that compliment lot's of times.

Cops won't even bother trying to catch someone going that fast. They might block off every exit from the highway so that the guy can't get off of the highway until he runs out of gas, but until they they'll just let him go. Trying to catch that idiot is more dangerous than letting him get away because if he's looking backwards he's more likely to run into someone and hurt them.

I've never gone over 120 MPH, and that was in a sports car. Anyone who rides a bike that fast is suicidal!

@jerikson40, you're right. I know one stripper who's very good at slowing down or changing her pace when I'm getting close. She doesn't want any of her customers to get off with her so she doesn't let it happen.

The competition between strippers who do extras is more intense than the competition between strippers who don't. I'll go to a club and get dances from 2 or 3 strippers in one night. It's much less likely that a guy will go to a club and get BJ's or more from 2 or 3 strippers in one night so the extras clubs have more drama and fighting behind the scenes than the non-extras clubs do. So it does matter to the strippers what the other girls do.