Thrown out of the club for busting a nut...
beckylovesean
Illinois
Sunday, July 15, 2012 11:01 PM
So I know that a lot of guys on this site don't bust a nut from LD's... but there's some of us who do. At a lot of the clubs I frequent (even in Chicago where extras aren't available with any regularity), many of the girls are intentionally trying to get you to come. I've many times had girls egg me on to "come for them" when getting dances. Also, when I go clubbing I usually try to wear thin pants or shorts to help out with this... and as long as I haven't busted a nut elsewhere in the last day or so... I can usually get off after a series of LD's if the girl is hot enough and has some rhythm. Honestly, it's the main reason I get a lot of lap dances. I don't know that I'd be all that into this hobby if I wasn't getting off from it pretty regularly.
So recently I went to Heavenly Bodies and got a 5 dance for $50 deal in their private lapper booths. The girl dancing was young, had a killer body and a gorgeous face. Fit, natural, petite and lots of curvy in all the right places. Easily a 9 or 10 in my book. And she gave a great grind. HB's doesn't usually allow much hand roaming, but this girl let me have my hands all over her round, soft ass. And as she was doing that incline push-up, hands on the ground, ass-side-up in the lap thing that strippers sometimes do... I busted a nut during the 4th or 5th song.
At which point, she feels my pants are wet, spins around, asks me if I came. And then she flips her shit. Tells me I'm F'ing disgusting. Tells me to pay her right away and that we're done with the set. And then she storms out of the lap dance booth. Goes and gets the bouncer. And the bouncer escorts me to the door and throws me out. I didn't really put up a fight... because I would have left anyways... and I have no idea what the girl told the bouncer I did... but seriously... thrown out for busting a nut? Your business is selling naked girls grinding on guys with hard-ons... 5 songs at a time. I can't imagine that there aren't guys in there nutting all the time.
So am I crazy to think this girl overreacted a bit given her chosen career path? Has anything like this ever happened to you guys?
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