Thrown out of the club for busting a nut...

beckylovesean
Illinois
So I know that a lot of guys on this site don't bust a nut from LD's... but there's some of us who do. At a lot of the clubs I frequent (even in Chicago where extras aren't available with any regularity), many of the girls are intentionally trying to get you to come. I've many times had girls egg me on to "come for them" when getting dances. Also, when I go clubbing I usually try to wear thin pants or shorts to help out with this... and as long as I haven't busted a nut elsewhere in the last day or so... I can usually get off after a series of LD's if the girl is hot enough and has some rhythm. Honestly, it's the main reason I get a lot of lap dances. I don't know that I'd be all that into this hobby if I wasn't getting off from it pretty regularly.

So recently I went to Heavenly Bodies and got a 5 dance for $50 deal in their private lapper booths. The girl dancing was young, had a killer body and a gorgeous face. Fit, natural, petite and lots of curvy in all the right places. Easily a 9 or 10 in my book. And she gave a great grind. HB's doesn't usually allow much hand roaming, but this girl let me have my hands all over her round, soft ass. And as she was doing that incline push-up, hands on the ground, ass-side-up in the lap thing that strippers sometimes do... I busted a nut during the 4th or 5th song.

At which point, she feels my pants are wet, spins around, asks me if I came. And then she flips her shit. Tells me I'm F'ing disgusting. Tells me to pay her right away and that we're done with the set. And then she storms out of the lap dance booth. Goes and gets the bouncer. And the bouncer escorts me to the door and throws me out. I didn't really put up a fight... because I would have left anyways... and I have no idea what the girl told the bouncer I did... but seriously... thrown out for busting a nut? Your business is selling naked girls grinding on guys with hard-ons... 5 songs at a time. I can't imagine that there aren't guys in there nutting all the time.

So am I crazy to think this girl overreacted a bit given her chosen career path? Has anything like this ever happened to you guys?

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  • Dain
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    12 years ago
    SHE's crazy!
  • Stiletto25
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    12 years ago
    Well......I dont get mad at someone for that but I do get irrirated if they dont tell me when theyre doing it. You've got to warn her so she has an option to not get it on her. If shes just lap dancing for you, its not cool that she has to feel wetness on her ass unexpectedly. Youve got to communicate better.
  • Maverick100
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    12 years ago
    Wear a condom and as Stilleto suggested give some advance warning.

    As to your post the girl way over reacted IMHO.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    I've never busted a nut with a dance. Only with a BJ or HJ so she was trying to get me off.

    But this sounds like the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
  • randy77
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    12 years ago
    She's nuts. Warn her? Nah, nope, no way. Fuhgetaboutit!
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    "She's nuts. Warn her? Nah, nope, no way. Fuhgetaboutit!"

    I'd hate to see your table manners.

    "But this sounds like the stupidest thing I've ever heard"

    The stupidest thing? NO! An overreaction, yes.
  • steve229
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    12 years ago
    Well, at least she didn't try and charge you an extra $300

    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=1…
  • farmerart
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    12 years ago
    I have been thrown out of a club for punching an obnoxious, irritating drunk who was harassing a dancer. Busting a nut? Never.
  • 23cambyman
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    12 years ago
    Guess I am just lucky...some of my dancers let me cum all over them, the only complaint was that I got it in one of the dancers hair
  • jackslash
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    12 years ago
    That hasn't happened to me. I don't get off from lap dances. But a dancer once got mad at me because I came in her mouth when I said I wouldn't. I didn't mean to. It just happened. So I gave her a tip.
  • Jackmd
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    12 years ago
    Did you get thrown out without having to pay? If so it sounds like a good deal to me.
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    She flipped out, some dancers are like that. LOL Every now and then I imagine it happens to most of us. I ignore their stupidity, and calmly walk out of the club.
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    Well, clearly you're lame for nutting in your pants. :)

    Seriously though, it was pretty lame to spring it on her without any warning like that. Hell, even though I'm wearing a rubber, I still warn her.
  • canny
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    12 years ago
    I've only cum once from a lap dance and I was embarrassed about it. I apologized and tipped the dancer more than I usually tipped her (she's a regular) and she was fine with it. Other than that, I've never cum from a dance and until she did that I never thought I would. Who wants to go home with that mess in their pants?
  • Rod8432
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    12 years ago
    If I'm about to come, it's usually pretty obvious. The dancer and I have usually gotten into a pretty serious repetitive grinding groove, I start getting all focused and twitchy, and I hold her securely next to me. Also, my dick is usually pointed straight up or off to one side, so when I do shoot, the cum spreads out away from the dancer. And lastly, as soon as I do cum, I gently move the dancer away a couple/three inches so she won't be rubbing in my jiz.

    So I sort of split the difference - I've seldom said, "I'm gonna cum," because I don't want the girl changing anything in that moment. But then, I also go to clubs where cumming during an LD seems to be the point. The girls generally go for broke, so no one's surprised when it happens. Copious compliments and a generous tip also make for a nice post-climax wind-down.
  • ulitimate1
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    12 years ago
    Hmmmm, I had a friend who was a dancer at a nude club, she said that she would have to get tested if I guy came when she had her bottoms off. Maybe this is why? Or maybe my friend was overly paranoid?
  • beckylovesean
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    12 years ago
    To clarify, the girl had bottoms on. And I did pay her after the dance (no tip, but I would have been happy to have tipped her had she not been so visibly pissed and ready to get out of there in the moment). And I guess next time I'll call before I cum... but again... the situation here was the girl was facing away from me with her hands on the ground, her ass on my lap and her legs extending behind me... not really a position to give her any verbal or non-verbal cues of what was coming.

    I think what shocked me most about her reaction was that she didn't seem pissed because I didn't warn her... rather, she mostly just seem utterly disgusted that I would cum at all. Like she never thought someone who bust from her grinding all over their cock for 15 minutes. And then the bouncer part taking me outside... that surprised me.
  • MIClubber
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    12 years ago
    I've only cum a few times from lap dances. Usually the girls view it as a compliment. Especially if you had dances from another girl and didn't come earlier in the evening. Then it becomes like bragging rights.

    I've had one girl request that I let her know if I was going to cum. Ever since then I've always told the girls. I can see their point and don't want to mess up future relations with a girl that can/will make me cum.
  • nj_pete
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    12 years ago
    I was also kicked out of this same club, after I came, told the girl, I "was done" and she said what do you mean? I said you made me come, she said that was discussing , ran off got the bouncer, he said $50 for the lady, and escorted me out the door.
  • nj_pete
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    12 years ago
    I was also kicked out of this same club, after I came, told the girl, I "was done" and she said what do you mean? I said you made me come, she said that was discussing , ran off got the bouncer, he said $50 for the lady, and escorted me out the door.
  • steve3003
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    12 years ago
    Overreaction in today's climate? Sure. But I'm siding with the dancer/bouncer combo act. Be glad they didn't bust your other nut.

    When dancers tell me there are guys who come in to SCs for the specific purpose of getting off during LDs (accidental occurrences excluded) the expression "peeping Tom fucked up loser parasite" (PTFULP) comes to mind. To each his own, but get ITC (HJ/BJ/FS) or OTC but avoid this pathetic means of sexual gratification. Life's about attitude.
  • jester214
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    12 years ago
    I hope this is not a problem I'm ever faced with.
  • pabloantonio
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    12 years ago
    I side with the dancer. 14 year old boys cum in their pants. It's embarrassing for a grown man to have wet pants. Plus no dancer wants to grind her ass on your wet shit unless she is really into you. And apparently this girl doesn't know you that well.

    Time to man up Becky. If you are going to cum, please show some respect, tell the dancer before you do. And either get your dick out of your pants or wear a condom, or have your wet pants thrown out of the club again.

    The problem is not that you came, its how you did it.

  • joesparty
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    12 years ago
    This just makes me all the more glad I live in Detroit. The first time I ever came in a club, the girl was giving me some Russian lessons, and I didn't warn her soon enough, and she ended up with sticky boobs. Just laughed it off. I tipped her a little more than normal, because it's just polite to warn someone before firing off a shot, whether in your own pants or not.
  • StallOut
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    12 years ago
    I agreeit is how, must of the time when a girl here in Tampa says your going to leave happy,it translate into, - Better put on a condom, because I'm going to friction you till you blow a load. Everthing is neat and tiddy, no trace. Just go to the mens room and tie up and toss out! Everyone knows what happend because of the big smile.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    I cum from LD's all time, the guys who say it's for losers are holier than thou a-holes, and I've never had anyone get upset. But I go to clubs where the goal is to get you off, so no big surprise. Some girls are fun and awesome, others are stuck up pains in the ass. When you find the pains in the ass, stop going to that club.

    Although one time I did have a girl seem to get a little pissed, though I'm not sure if she was kidding, couldn't really hear what she was saying, and I was too blown away by cumming to give a damn. Something about getting her bottoms wet, though she was a mileage queen in the club, so I think she was complaining/joking that SHE came and got it on her bottoms.

    Did have a very hot girl in one of those clubs stand up and give a Rocky-style fist pump and do a little dance after she succeeded in making me cum. Damn she was hot.

    I can certainly understand a girl getting upset if she doesn't want to get it on her, but holy crap, when you're giving a nasty dance in a nasty club and guys are wearing shorts and no underwear, what the fuck do you expect? And I'm sure as hell not going to give her a freakin' play by play and have her suddenly jump off right at the moment of impact. That SUCKS when they are going crazy trying to get you off, then the instant they sense you're about to blow the hop off. WTF?? Not cool at all.

    Now, some girls really know how to work it. Some know how to jack it and when you're about to blow they point it at the floor. No fuss, no muss. Those are girls who know how to do it, and take control of the situation.

    If you don't like it when guys cum, then don't do lap dances, and if you do give lap dances, either learn how to take control of the situation, or do like most girls and learn how to give lap dances that won't get the guys off. Geez, most girls in low mileage clubs are freakin' pros at that. A lot of girls understand that, some are too freakin' clueless. Surprised that you actually came? Are you freakin' kidding me? How clueless can a person be?

  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    By the way, wearing a condom for a lap dance? Trust me, generally not possible. Either they don't stay on while you're limp and waiting for a lap dance, or they come off during the deed, or they slide off after you cum and go limp and it gets all over anyway. Believe me, I've tried. And I'm a bit larger than most guys, so it's not about size. I even tried various ways to strap the condom on, but bottom line it's just bad scene, man. Might work 30% of the time if you're lucky. But dude, you've gotta be stiff as a rod from start to finish.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    And another thing...

    That's why I LOVE black dancers. They're fun, they're generally the last ones to be stuck up princesses, and they know the game. I'm a white guy, and I know damn well that the most likely girls to be clueless, stuck up princesses are white dancers. If a dancer is going to spin around and say "ewww...you actually CAME???", chances are it's a white dancer.

    Black girls generally don't play that. Chances are if a girl looks back at you and smiles while she's stroking and grinding, and says "Cum for me, daddy", it's a black girl. That's the attitude of a fun lap dancer, and that's a club I'll keep returning to.
  • steve3003
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    12 years ago
    "I even tried various ways to strap the condom on"

    That's some funny shit. Very dedicated which deserves some respect. Try a cock ring next time but stay away from fucking super glue. :-)
  • txtittyfan
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    12 years ago
    Don't wear a condom, wear the "Liquid Lapdance".
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    And one last thing...

    I've said this before, and I'll say it again. These clowns who talk about it being "pathetic" and "embarrassing"...

    Are you freakin' kidding me? Who the hell cares what some other customer thinks about the wet spot in your shorts? Talk about manning up, geez guys. You honestly think other customers are staring at your shorts? And so what, does it matter to you? Unbelievable. Grow a pair, don't care what other people think about you, and live your life. If you like nutting from a lap dance, then be proud of being a male who likes sex, and have fun.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    Actually that Liquid Lapdance sounds like a freakin' brilliant idea. And I've thought about it, but I can't even find a damn photo of what it really is. Maybe they don't want anyone to copy it, which doesn't make sense cuz you just have to order one if you want to copy it.

    But anyway, in the clubs I go to it's not really necessary, probably just get in the way, but some day I'll get off my ass and order one.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    And if I was the manager at this place, I would have fired her ass in a heartbeat. Seems like she has a history of doing this, so all I can figure is she's a wacko who likes making trouble. Freaking out the first time for a new girl, yeah, I can understand, but how many times does it have to happen before you get a clue.

    And if it was my club, you treat one of my paying customers that way, you're out on your ass. And the bouncer would be gone too. You pull a customer out, and give my club a bad rep for something like that? Now look, it's on the internet, and guys are going to be looking up Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove, Ill., and what's that gonna do for business? Maybe nothing, but if it's my club, I can afford that risk for some wacked out dancer.
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    There just whores. Like you say they ought to expect it. I won't worry about it.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    And the reason they ought to expect it is, as we can ALL attest to, it ain't easy to get a guy off during a lap dance. I do it regularly, and the girl has to really want to do it. So for a girl to claim she didn't know is nonsense, or else the stars aligned for the guy and he was on some sort of hair trigger.

    But in general, they have to know what they're doing and INTEND to get you off. I had a club I like going to where the laps were great, but there was no INTENT. None of the dancers tried to get you off, and as much as I tried, it wasn't going to happen. They'd break up their routine, so just as you were getting into it they'd shift positions and BAM, back to square one.

    You have to be totally clueless to not know that what you're doing is gonna make a guy come.
  • randy77
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    12 years ago
    @jerikson40 - agree 100% with everything you said.
  • canny
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    12 years ago
    @jerikson40, you're right. I know one stripper who's very good at slowing down or changing her pace when I'm getting close. She doesn't want any of her customers to get off with her so she doesn't let it happen.
  • bang69
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    12 years ago
    wear a condom!!! I have seen dancers faces turn beat red after a guy busted a nut in his pants. So wear a condom!!!!
  • steve3003
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    12 years ago
    @jerikson40: You make decent points but you also talk repetitively, like a stripper on PMS. Yup, there are strippers working with them tampons which can really leave a mess. Ruined a few good trousers in my time. No fucking guy cares whether you got off or not. Just don't infect them chairs where we gotta sit.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    12 years ago
    How about when the shoe, or the wet spot, is on the other foot sort of speak.

    I’ve had many a dancer (not the norm of course) leave a wet spot on me – not that I’ve complained – it actually made me feel a bit studish.

    But I would understand that many dancers, and customers, would be skittish w.r.t. bodily fluids; in this day and age.
  • Rod8432
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    12 years ago
    Jerikson - Agree with you 100% re: the girls needing to work it to make us cum. It takes effort and focus to cum during a LD, and easy for a dancer to mess up a good cum groove. She just switches positions, changes speed, bounce up and down, etc., and yes, you're back to square one.

    The best ARE the black girls, I've generally found, but also some cool white dancers I know can make my dick sing. The best of the best will even reach inside to finish the job, and I amply reward them for their efforts.

    Meanwhile, some poor schmuck is sitting a few chairs away wondering why his girl didn't make him cum.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    @steve3003 sez "You make decent points but you also talk repetitively, like a stripper on PMS"

    Thanks Steve, good input, and I really do value your opinion. I'll certainly take that into consideration with future posts.

    (almost did that with a straight face...)

    @Rod8432: dude, if that avatar of yours is what I think it is, that is really wrong. Makes me want to puke. Why not replace it with a photo of a hot woman?
  • Rod8432
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    12 years ago
    Jerikson - What do you think it is? It's pussy flaps of course, one of my favorite things. It's about time I change my avatar anyway, so I'll dig in my treasure trove of hot babes to see what I can find.
  • LDKisLife
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    8 years ago
    This was a great discussion
  • LDKisLife
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    8 years ago
    I usually go with wearing a condom and conducive pants. But most chicks (civvies & strippers) can tell from the strength of erection if a guy is going to / is trying to release. Accidents arent so accidental. Plus 99% couldnt care less AS LONG AS NOTHING GETS ON THEM.

    A stripper would want an extra tip (standard $100 project all inclusive regardless of length of time). Civvies are best left clueless.
  • JuiceBox69
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    8 years ago
    Yes great article

    Once I'm busting I let her know so she can move or stay on

    It's just good ethics

  • chessmaster
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    8 years ago
    Seams couterproductive to have her jump off at the moment of glory. But I also get they don't want it on them(hell I don't want her grinding on me after some other loser just nutted on her.) I have never heard of someone getting kicked out over this though.
  • Mate27
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    8 years ago
    The OP is my hero, or should I say every dancer that makes me LDK is my hero, therefore the dancer in this story is partially heroic, aside for the fact she cried her little entitled eyes out. Probably would have tipped her an extra $20 if she kept her mouth from running and took it like a lady.
  • san_jose_guy
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    8 years ago
    Front room friendliness. Don't let girls sell you dances until you and she really need to retreat to private space.

    SJG

    Stairway to Heaven
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQ…
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