Thrown out of the club for busting a nut...
beckylovesean
Illinois
So I know that a lot of guys on this site don't bust a nut from LD's... but there's some of us who do. At a lot of the clubs I frequent (even in Chicago where extras aren't available with any regularity), many of the girls are intentionally trying to get you to come. I've many times had girls egg me on to "come for them" when getting dances. Also, when I go clubbing I usually try to wear thin pants or shorts to help out with this... and as long as I haven't busted a nut elsewhere in the last day or so... I can usually get off after a series of LD's if the girl is hot enough and has some rhythm. Honestly, it's the main reason I get a lot of lap dances. I don't know that I'd be all that into this hobby if I wasn't getting off from it pretty regularly.
So recently I went to Heavenly Bodies and got a 5 dance for $50 deal in their private lapper booths. The girl dancing was young, had a killer body and a gorgeous face. Fit, natural, petite and lots of curvy in all the right places. Easily a 9 or 10 in my book. And she gave a great grind. HB's doesn't usually allow much hand roaming, but this girl let me have my hands all over her round, soft ass. And as she was doing that incline push-up, hands on the ground, ass-side-up in the lap thing that strippers sometimes do... I busted a nut during the 4th or 5th song.
At which point, she feels my pants are wet, spins around, asks me if I came. And then she flips her shit. Tells me I'm F'ing disgusting. Tells me to pay her right away and that we're done with the set. And then she storms out of the lap dance booth. Goes and gets the bouncer. And the bouncer escorts me to the door and throws me out. I didn't really put up a fight... because I would have left anyways... and I have no idea what the girl told the bouncer I did... but seriously... thrown out for busting a nut? Your business is selling naked girls grinding on guys with hard-ons... 5 songs at a time. I can't imagine that there aren't guys in there nutting all the time.
So am I crazy to think this girl overreacted a bit given her chosen career path? Has anything like this ever happened to you guys?
So recently I went to Heavenly Bodies and got a 5 dance for $50 deal in their private lapper booths. The girl dancing was young, had a killer body and a gorgeous face. Fit, natural, petite and lots of curvy in all the right places. Easily a 9 or 10 in my book. And she gave a great grind. HB's doesn't usually allow much hand roaming, but this girl let me have my hands all over her round, soft ass. And as she was doing that incline push-up, hands on the ground, ass-side-up in the lap thing that strippers sometimes do... I busted a nut during the 4th or 5th song.
At which point, she feels my pants are wet, spins around, asks me if I came. And then she flips her shit. Tells me I'm F'ing disgusting. Tells me to pay her right away and that we're done with the set. And then she storms out of the lap dance booth. Goes and gets the bouncer. And the bouncer escorts me to the door and throws me out. I didn't really put up a fight... because I would have left anyways... and I have no idea what the girl told the bouncer I did... but seriously... thrown out for busting a nut? Your business is selling naked girls grinding on guys with hard-ons... 5 songs at a time. I can't imagine that there aren't guys in there nutting all the time.
So am I crazy to think this girl overreacted a bit given her chosen career path? Has anything like this ever happened to you guys?
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As to your post the girl way over reacted IMHO.
But this sounds like the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
I'd hate to see your table manners.
"But this sounds like the stupidest thing I've ever heard"
The stupidest thing? NO! An overreaction, yes.
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Seriously though, it was pretty lame to spring it on her without any warning like that. Hell, even though I'm wearing a rubber, I still warn her.
So I sort of split the difference - I've seldom said, "I'm gonna cum," because I don't want the girl changing anything in that moment. But then, I also go to clubs where cumming during an LD seems to be the point. The girls generally go for broke, so no one's surprised when it happens. Copious compliments and a generous tip also make for a nice post-climax wind-down.
I think what shocked me most about her reaction was that she didn't seem pissed because I didn't warn her... rather, she mostly just seem utterly disgusted that I would cum at all. Like she never thought someone who bust from her grinding all over their cock for 15 minutes. And then the bouncer part taking me outside... that surprised me.
I've had one girl request that I let her know if I was going to cum. Ever since then I've always told the girls. I can see their point and don't want to mess up future relations with a girl that can/will make me cum.
When dancers tell me there are guys who come in to SCs for the specific purpose of getting off during LDs (accidental occurrences excluded) the expression "peeping Tom fucked up loser parasite" (PTFULP) comes to mind. To each his own, but get ITC (HJ/BJ/FS) or OTC but avoid this pathetic means of sexual gratification. Life's about attitude.
Time to man up Becky. If you are going to cum, please show some respect, tell the dancer before you do. And either get your dick out of your pants or wear a condom, or have your wet pants thrown out of the club again.
The problem is not that you came, its how you did it.
Although one time I did have a girl seem to get a little pissed, though I'm not sure if she was kidding, couldn't really hear what she was saying, and I was too blown away by cumming to give a damn. Something about getting her bottoms wet, though she was a mileage queen in the club, so I think she was complaining/joking that SHE came and got it on her bottoms.
Did have a very hot girl in one of those clubs stand up and give a Rocky-style fist pump and do a little dance after she succeeded in making me cum. Damn she was hot.
I can certainly understand a girl getting upset if she doesn't want to get it on her, but holy crap, when you're giving a nasty dance in a nasty club and guys are wearing shorts and no underwear, what the fuck do you expect? And I'm sure as hell not going to give her a freakin' play by play and have her suddenly jump off right at the moment of impact. That SUCKS when they are going crazy trying to get you off, then the instant they sense you're about to blow the hop off. WTF?? Not cool at all.
Now, some girls really know how to work it. Some know how to jack it and when you're about to blow they point it at the floor. No fuss, no muss. Those are girls who know how to do it, and take control of the situation.
If you don't like it when guys cum, then don't do lap dances, and if you do give lap dances, either learn how to take control of the situation, or do like most girls and learn how to give lap dances that won't get the guys off. Geez, most girls in low mileage clubs are freakin' pros at that. A lot of girls understand that, some are too freakin' clueless. Surprised that you actually came? Are you freakin' kidding me? How clueless can a person be?
That's why I LOVE black dancers. They're fun, they're generally the last ones to be stuck up princesses, and they know the game. I'm a white guy, and I know damn well that the most likely girls to be clueless, stuck up princesses are white dancers. If a dancer is going to spin around and say "ewww...you actually CAME???", chances are it's a white dancer.
Black girls generally don't play that. Chances are if a girl looks back at you and smiles while she's stroking and grinding, and says "Cum for me, daddy", it's a black girl. That's the attitude of a fun lap dancer, and that's a club I'll keep returning to.
That's some funny shit. Very dedicated which deserves some respect. Try a cock ring next time but stay away from fucking super glue. :-)
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. These clowns who talk about it being "pathetic" and "embarrassing"...
Are you freakin' kidding me? Who the hell cares what some other customer thinks about the wet spot in your shorts? Talk about manning up, geez guys. You honestly think other customers are staring at your shorts? And so what, does it matter to you? Unbelievable. Grow a pair, don't care what other people think about you, and live your life. If you like nutting from a lap dance, then be proud of being a male who likes sex, and have fun.
But anyway, in the clubs I go to it's not really necessary, probably just get in the way, but some day I'll get off my ass and order one.
And if it was my club, you treat one of my paying customers that way, you're out on your ass. And the bouncer would be gone too. You pull a customer out, and give my club a bad rep for something like that? Now look, it's on the internet, and guys are going to be looking up Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove, Ill., and what's that gonna do for business? Maybe nothing, but if it's my club, I can afford that risk for some wacked out dancer.
But in general, they have to know what they're doing and INTEND to get you off. I had a club I like going to where the laps were great, but there was no INTENT. None of the dancers tried to get you off, and as much as I tried, it wasn't going to happen. They'd break up their routine, so just as you were getting into it they'd shift positions and BAM, back to square one.
You have to be totally clueless to not know that what you're doing is gonna make a guy come.
I’ve had many a dancer (not the norm of course) leave a wet spot on me – not that I’ve complained – it actually made me feel a bit studish.
But I would understand that many dancers, and customers, would be skittish w.r.t. bodily fluids; in this day and age.
The best ARE the black girls, I've generally found, but also some cool white dancers I know can make my dick sing. The best of the best will even reach inside to finish the job, and I amply reward them for their efforts.
Meanwhile, some poor schmuck is sitting a few chairs away wondering why his girl didn't make him cum.
Thanks Steve, good input, and I really do value your opinion. I'll certainly take that into consideration with future posts.
(almost did that with a straight face...)
@Rod8432: dude, if that avatar of yours is what I think it is, that is really wrong. Makes me want to puke. Why not replace it with a photo of a hot woman?
A stripper would want an extra tip (standard $100 project all inclusive regardless of length of time). Civvies are best left clueless.
Once I'm busting I let her know so she can move or stay on
It's just good ethics
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