Comments by thesamurai (page 10)

Floor managers, from my perspective, are completely useless. They are men in a strip club looking for tips. Most have a douchebag complex. Fucking useless air wasters.

My New Years resolution for '12 is to have sex on each continent, save Antarctica.

I wouldn't do it unless you dig video chat. If she's gonna get naked she'll assuredly charge you something...and why vid with her if you could also see it/touch it in person? That's a pass for me. Maybe its good if you go on a biz trip to a SC barren locale.

I don't like the Vu in Mpls. Everything is wrong there from the vibe to the girls to the way staff treats joe customer.

motorhead lol

Nice pic of cyrus posted by Steve. I disagree with her self-assessment of being beautiful, but I'd give her a pearl necklace any day of the week!! :D

I've met some pretty stupid strippers, stupid in the traditional sense. Yeah they probably don't know where Japan is on a map, or who Napoleon was, but ask them where to score weed and they'll rattle off 9 different guys, list them in order of product potency, who has the most competitive prices, who is sketchy, etc. Knowledge is relative. People who live on the fringe of society have their smarts where they need them to survive. Their ignorance is probably a big part of why they can't climb up and out of the fringe, but at least they can survive.

When I first started going to clubs I never got propositioned for sex ITC or OTC, ever. I took a break from clubbing for a couple years then started back up last year. Now the offers come fast and furious. The girls actually seem surprised when I decline. I'm down with cookie, I wish the stage was more of a show than stand in front of custo, shake, jiggle, rinse, repeat.

It could be that dudes want the women they fuck to have fake tits and the sexiest body modern medicine can provide, and the women they marry to be real.

@VM, I wasn't advocating douchebag69 be moderated. I don't mind the stupid posts on this site, keeps it interesting I guess. I was just pointing out his speech here isn't afforded Constitutional protection against censorship.

Not a Constitutional issue here. You can get your panties in a bunch either way on this stupid thread but if Founder wants to ban or censor somebody he can do so at his whim. Contrary to popular belief, you don't have the 'right' to say anything you want anywhere you want.

Closest club to me is 50 miles. Closest good club is 100 miles. Road trips are no big thang.

Bang i agree with you man. I think you should hop on your bigwheel and roll down to that club and demand these girls be fired. Make sure you speak to a manager or better yet the owner. If they refuse to comply, throw your juicebox at them. That'll learn em!!!

OK man, I just read your lone review. Your post here makes a lot more sense. Heres what I suggest, first, watch this, it is relevant to your general area: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs6EsvpMnmw THEN, run down to WALMART like you suggested in your review and get some, lots. THEN, run over to your closest Wells Fargo, take some money out. THEN, go to your club and spend some fucking money bro. Uber cheapskates in SC ruin it for everybody. Spend the money you saved on the Wal Mart skunk piss on the girls.

@clamheart, I think they did all modern technology is capable of lol

Its not ghetto, its tween text/chat speak. Some dumbass intern I had to mentor this summer tried writing business correspondence like that. A college senior. wtf

You let a stripper bitch you out for 10 min? Did she pay you for your time?

Its pretty easy to mitigate the hassle of sitting with a stripper you don't want to talk to. Don't talk to her. She'll either ask you for a dance or move on.

Airbrushing can make anyone look hot.

lulz

I tip a dollar too, doesn't matter if its a $2 beer or patron shot.

kinda sounds like a chick wrote it

I would have done same as you except you made it sound like you got multiple dances. I would have given her a one song tryout. If she isn't up to the standard expected, you'll walk away relatively unscathed but info richer.

She thinks you are incredibly stupid.

No, according to righty revisionist history that they are trying to have taught in our schools, it was the Iraqis that bombed pearl harbor. Our actions against Iraq can finally settle on a justification. They used their vast fleet of long range camels to do the job. I'm assuming they were sopwith, as I don't think even the average stupid righty would believe an actual camel could fly.