Comments by thesamurai (page 9)

MOTORHEAD +1 LOL!

Following on what Stiletto said..I've noticed a lot of times it is the outfit the stripper is wearing that smells terrible.

bring yer own pillow on the road man, but hide it when you bring in the OTC chicks, you don't want to foul yer good pillow!

common sight in MN.

I hear ya juice gl with the new squeeze ;)

+1 shadowcat

American fast food values translate well in any country.

why dump the old ATF after that long? Because of boredom or did she do something?

The only club I bring my wallet in to is the one I'm a regular at. Any other and I just bring a roll and an ID. I did lose my smartphone in the club once last year. I thought it was stolen at first, me and a couple girls retraced my steps and searched. After some long minutes of panic then resignation I dejectedly climbed onto a bar stool, looked up and observed the bartender holding something in his hand with a quizzical look. My closer inspection revealed it was my phone! I asked where he got it and he said it was left on the bar. I forgot to retrace a couple of my steps it apparently. He noticed a couple of the non-local strippers eyeing it and scooped it up before they could. That dude gets bigger tips from me for life.

Joe Rogan should just stick to what he's good at, calling MMA fights and doing funny as hell standup. FF was always a crappy show thats why it got cancelled the first time!!! Juice, if you ever want to sell something real valuable, gimme a call, lets negotiate :)

Looks like its fixed cuz its da bomb in Chrome now too. Please excuse my temporary dude pms tonight lol

oh wow. OK my bad, it does look great on other browsers, I use Chrome mainly too..the prob is how it looks on Chrome.

sorry to rain on the parade but from the perspective of not viewing on a phone this site is now irritating to navigate, irritating to look at and to be blunt, a piece of shit. Total fail. I hope this format is temporary.

libertarian ideals are severe minority and always will be because deep down, more people than not want to be one of two things: 1. controlled 2. controlling Wanting neither 1 nor 2 is rare. People admitting to wanting 1 or 2 is even more rare. Actions, however, speak louder than words. The Libertarian party is a farce and can't be taken seriously by anyone who hasn't smoked a joint in the last 2 hours.

There aren't any clubs near the Minneapolis airport, but rumor has it there's action to be had in the bathroom's there if you want your cock sucked. LOL

LOL I didn't get it at first but I'm a genius man, I just broke it down and now I understand. lol

Juice you gotta figure out how to use Swype on ur phone lol :D

I don't know why but I read this whole thread. I feel stoopidur

She is clothed.

"It's hard to imagine how the managers must have felt when they were told that they had adorned a store, in one of ultra-polite Japan's biggest cities, with potty-mouthed slogans." I have no doubt the managers were THINKING wtf is the big deal as they were forced to publicly apologize. Ultra-polite is a perspective of Western visitors. Osaka is commonly known in Japan like Philly is known here in the USA, full of rude, crude assholes.

The ones that refuse your advances due to creepiness, I suggest just either tell them what you're willing to pay or give them a peek at your bucket of cash. Strippers are there to make money first and foremost and if they aren't...well the problem doesn't lie with your aggressive "creepiness" it lies within her pretty little head.

There is a restaurant in St. Paul, Mn called The Strip Club.

Do religious fanatics care about anything other than forcing everybody to live their lives like they do? Why would they care if they are putting people out of work or damaging the local economy? As long as you do what they say, the world is perfect.

Typical bible thumper. I fart in his general direction.

A stripper is turning her wedding into a reunion with her regulars. Why should that be a surprise? Go. Do you assume you're the only former customer that's going to be there? Why are you asking about gifts though? Ask where she's registered and pick something off the list.