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Nude cleaners

Monday, March 21, 2011 4:46 PM
There is a company in town that offers nude cleaners for a few hours and am considering taking them up on the offer. Has anyone experienced something like this? If I do it I'm going to expect anything, but what's the experience like?

22 comments

  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    I've heard of similar services elsewhere. I don't remember where it was tried before. If you do try it, like the guys say, be careful. Let us know how it goes.
  • troop
    13 years ago
    silly qwerty, they don't do windows! lol btw, i was wondering about the don't mind photos comment after seeing their photos too. doesn't add up.
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    Sounds like an interesting, though occasional, diversion, but ultimately a waste of time and money. You're probably better off going with a mainstream cleaning service and a strip club, from a cost perspective. The former will get your house cleaner, and the latter will entertain you more.
  • CTQWERTY
    13 years ago
    I'm going to take a wild guess the model(s) in their ads are waaay better looking than what comes through the door...
  • Moose42
    13 years ago
    It looks like it is locally owned and the pictures aren't very "model-ey." Here's a link: [view link]
  • troop
    13 years ago
    you have to wonder what kind of background they come from, sure they can't pocket anything while nude but could they case your place for a future home invasion from bubba and leon. that's something to keep in mind. now having said that, i can't say much for the rest of them but mya appears to have a nice body. $125 for 2 hours isn't too bad imo, if they were around here i might have given mya a test run ;) moose, if you try em out let us know how it went.
  • Columbo
    13 years ago
    If they clean the whole house do you have to follow them around to get your money's worth? This just goes to show what a good value SCs are.
  • looneylarry
    13 years ago
    Reminds me of a hair cutting place when I lived in Denver. The girls would cut your hair while they had on corsets and stockings and garters and lingerie. I always wondered if they got itchy.
  • joker44
    13 years ago
    Annapolis, MD -- hmm. My bets on incall/outcall massage-escort agency looking to make extra bucks and NEW CUSTOMERS. Notice terms: only one "viewer" allowed, no sex, no touch. Moose, if you go for it let us know in advance so we can 'make bets' on how many minutes after they arrive they start 'upsell' to the massage/escort services!!!
  • SuperDude
    13 years ago
    You will be taken to the cleaners.
  • Dudester
    13 years ago
    Unless you have hidden cameras in every room of your house, you're asking for trouble. The set up is contained in "ask for particulars-our staff doesn't mind cameras". Uh huh. I see where the angle is.
  • 10inches
    13 years ago
    looks like a setup for a break-in by their homies later. if not , bet they offer to clean you before they leave. could be front for escort service.
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    WRT the break in potential, check with the local Better Business Bureau to see if there are any complaints. If you do try them out, let us know how it goes.
  • CTQWERTY
    13 years ago
    They "don't mind photos", but identities are partially obscured in the photos... ? How do they get around local obscenity laws? Afterall, to clean a window it's customary to stand in front of it. A neighbor with kids could easily erupt at the sight of a naked gal standing in front of a window for two minutes, call the Police, and then they arrive and put the kabosh to the whole thing after a half-hour of cleaning. I hope payment isn't due until the full two hours are up.
  • Fenster
    13 years ago
    I wonder if they'd be offended if you actually expected them to clean?
  • DougS
    13 years ago
    I'm guessing that they don't do a lot of cleaning, but MAYBE they will polish knobs, and perform similar tasks. Their site says that only one can view their cleaning... I'm guessing that it's mobile jack shack-type of operation. "Self-feels on Wheels" ...
  • lopaw
    13 years ago
    I wonder what their "exceptions" are for multiple observers.....
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    I would be too worried about them stealing from me. Also check on TER for reviews - maybe it is a front for prostitution.
  • sharkhunter
    13 years ago
    I remember this one nice looking dancer said she had a cleaning business on the side where she could clean my house topless I believe she said. She looked better than the girls in the link. I somehow doubt she would have agreed to come to my house since I live 2 hours away. I think I would rather watch a girl's tits in a strip club rather than be so tempted watching them in my house and not touching her and keep getting asked where I want to put something (referring to stuff in the house). If she actually enjoyed cleaning, she might want to move in with me. Just think, I could spend hundreds of dollars and not touch anyone or even get a beer for it and only watch one girl. (sarcasm)
  • fuckmywife
    13 years ago
    They are also offering to let you come to their studio to view the cleaning. On Craigs list they have advertised for cleaning, lap dances, lingerie shows.
  • TrevorJ72
    13 years ago
    I did that once. The blonde who showed up was a lot older than the one in the pics. She just dusted and swept topless. Woohoo. Nobody broke in afterward. Knock on wood. It was nice having a nude woman clean your house, but they dont do a good enough job to justify paying them. LOL @ no windows. No, they don't. Hell they dont even take the trash out LOL
  • nudemaids
    12 years ago
    well guys we run [view link] amd can guarantee every lady on the site in the profiles is the actual lady
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