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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"I'll take a spinner with B's or C's any day over a cow like her."
Wow, dude, that's just wrong. You might want to consider visiting some of those glory holes mentioned in the other thread. If you call Shyla Stylez a cow, you might have some un-recognized tendencies you might want to explore....just sayin'
:)
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10 years ago
Good question, and I'm looking forward to the answer.
Years ago it was a fucking mecca for excellent, super high mileage clubs, with all the nastiness you might want. I *think* that has changed in recent years, but I'm not certain. Some of those clubs have closed or changed owners and it sounds like a lot of the fun is gone.
I do think that many will recommend Mitchell Bros O'Farrell Theater just because it's a fun and different place to visit. Although it's VERY expensive, but you should at least try it.
Other than that I have no clue.
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10 years ago
Y'know how in chick flicks they're always complaining about how guys, after having sex, want to bolt and head for home, while chicks want to stay and snuggle? And it pisses women IMMENSELY.
Well, I, and many other guys, are the ones who want to bolt.
Why is that? Well, they call it post-coital depression, and it's very common in males, but also occurs in females but is far less common.
It seems like the hotter the sex, the worse the depression which follows. It sure seems that way to me. And they've recently found that if you take Prozac before sex it helps with the depression part. However, it also dulls the intensity of the sex part, which may be related.
Anyway, if I'm having 2 or 3 shots of super sex, afterwards the last thing I want, especially with someone I barely know, is to have her hang around and have to act all sweet and everything. So sleeping with a stripper/prostitute ain't really high on my to-do list.
Now, if I'm with someone I really love, then it's an entirely different story, although it does take time to recover that lovey-dovey feeling after some real hot sex.
But personally, I can't imagine why you'd want to agree to having someone like that sleep over. But hey, I've never slept with a stripper, so what do I know?
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10 years ago
I'm not sure I understand the point of a glory hole, other than anonymity.
Chicks are hot, and I love looking at them. And watching them suck my dick is something absolutely wonderful.
But with a glory hole you can't see, you can't feel, you can't smell, and so on. So what's the benefit?
Now, of there was a guy on the other side sucking my dick, and I found out, in all likelihood I (and probably many other straight males) would slit my wrists. Same as if I found out later I had been sticking my dick into a goat's butt. Ain't gonna happen. Mental trauma for the rest of my life, and that shit I don't need.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
No, not at all.
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10 years ago
"what does it means at 4 am when the club is closing and a dancer ask me if she can go home with me ? is this free or paid ?"
Well since you're posting the question on the internet, I assume it already happened to you, so you probably already know the answer.
What did you say? What did she say?
Or did she ask you, and you said nothing, and ran out of there like a scared rabbit, into your car, and home to post on the internet?
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
No idea, but bow your heads in respect when you utter the name "Shyla Stylez".
Damn, that chick is one hot bitch, and one of the greatest porn actresses ever. She knows how to tease, and to act, and she's a whole lot of fun to watch.
And damn, if those tits aren't some of the best tits on the planet.
Amen.
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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"Ho's are good. But in the soil out where I live, too many rocks. A pick axe works much better."
Okay, Slick...now I know you're a very funny guy. But as Kenny Rogers says "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em". Know when to walk away" :)
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10 years ago
Once in a while I'll flip past Jerry Springer on the tube and they'll have something related to strippers. Usually they're skanks, but occasionally they'll have some seriously hot strippers.
If you ever want to see strippers fighting, that's the place. And it's amazing how quickly some seriously hot chicks turn real ugly, real quick. The heels come off, the wigs come off, tears make the makeup run...damn, not something you want to see. It'll really smash your visions of hot strippers into the ground.
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10 years ago
Anna Nicole was smokin' hot. But would I ever do something like that old dude did? No.
I have this natural revulsion to the thought of someone taking advantage of me like that. I have too much self respect. At least I hope I do.
Sure, in a weak moment we all get to the point where something is so good that you'll pay any price. But as I get older, that bar gets higher and higher and higher for me to give in. And at this point, there aren't many women out there who would do it for me.
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10 years ago
And most of what Papi said....
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10 years ago
"Exotic looking, nice ass, beautiful face, tan, nice toned legs."
Exactly.
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10 years ago
Really? So she's saying women choose men based on how hot and SMART they are? Is she freaking kidding???
No. She's full of shit. She just wants to sound like she's not totally shallow and superficial.
I'd like to see an honest woman make a video about the real matrix they use for choosing men.
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10 years ago
"I do love her. I care very deeply about her, I could definitely see myself settling down with her."
Dude, you're screwed.
Don't make the mistake that so many people make: believing something to be true ONLY because you WANT it to be true.
She's a stripper. Strippers are not wife material. She left you before, she'll leave you again. She's hot, she can choose, and she may choose you for a fleeting moment because you make her feel good for that moment, but she is not wired to settle down and be a wife.
As the video says, you may have found a unicorn. But you didn't, because those don't exist. They may exist for a fleeting moment, but in a blink they're gone.
Have fun with her, but don't even think long term.
We warned you. Don't come back whining here later on because she smashed your heart into little pieces. :)
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"Ironic. You can fuck junkies and alkies with aloof indifference, but you find it hard to hover over a toilet seat?"
Anyone bring their decoder ring? Cuz I'm stumped.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"1. Go to northwest Pakistan.
2. Find some crowded shithole with a picture of Osama Bin Laden on the wall.
3. Blow yourself up."
I dunno...90% of the time I have no fucking clue what this guy is talking about....
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Speaking of strippers going to school, does anyone actually have any proof that any of the strippers who have told you they were going to college, or graduated, actually were?
I've heard so many stories by so many strippers about going to school, but somehow they manage to be working dayshifts whenever I visit.
It's not that I don't believe them, I just know they're lying.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"I have never said 'I love you' to any stripper nor to any other woman apart from my mother. In all likelihood I will die alone unless I am surrounded by health care professionals."
Okay, well there's sad and depressing, and then there's REALLY sad and depressing. Art wins.
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10 years ago
Also, keep in mind...
What are the chances that Mr. NBA will call her one day and give her the "Please, baby, I just love you so much", and she sees those million $$ NBA contracts pass before her eyes....
Will she really say "NO !! Ranukam is the only man for me !!"
Or if one of his NBA buddies she met at a party during those 6 months calls?
Come on, get real. If you have any feelings whatsoever for her, it's best to turn the other way and run. If you can really keep it as a fuck buddy relationship, then fine. But be honest, is that possible?
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10 years ago
Olivia Wilde? Wow, stunning face. Insufficient boobage, and a fairly average body, but damn her face, with sufficient makeup, could stop traffic.
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10 years ago
No idea.
But speaking of Letterman, does anyone actually think he's funny? He comes across as someone who thinks that if you ACT like you're the funniest guy on earth, then you WILL be funny. He's all about rimshots and acting like he's feeding you the funniest shit on the planet, but I can't recall when I actually laughed at his stuff. BTW, I thought he retired or something.
Anyway, I'd put him at the bottom of the list of talk show hosts in terms of funny-ness.
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10 years ago
I must be a complete idiot. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm guessing "bears" aren't football fans in Chicago huh? Nevermind, I probably don't want to know.
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10 years ago
Where's Papi?? PAPI !!!
Hold on, he'll be right here. He'll give you the scoop.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Yeah, that's pretty sad...
But if your leisure time is spent sitting in a strip club and acting like the girls like you, then not much else you can expect. Like Ms. Lopaw said so eloquently:
"They are taking your money and having a good laugh at you behind your back in the dressing room later. Dancers are there to work and make money regardless of their sexual orientation. They don't give a fuck about you - just the contents of your wallet......and as soon as that is depleted you are just a non-memory as they move on to the next target."
So yeah, it's sad some guy is in that situation. Maybe his wife passed away, and he's feeling lonely, whatever.
What I would tell the guy? Something like this: "Well sir, why don't you get off your ass, get out of the fucking strip club, and go meet a real woman in the real world who really cares for you. Make her happy, she'll make you happy, and maybe you'll fall in love. But you sure aren't going to cure your loneliness here in a goddamned strip club".
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"Other girls seeing you out with another HOT chick increases your fuck value, in the eyes of other strippers,"
Can't argue with that...absolutely true. And you can replace "strippers" with "women in general". Women always seem to read things into everything they see. "If a hot girl is with him, he must be something special". "Wow, I wonder what he's got to get a girl like her...". "Whatever it is, I want it". "Damn, you think he'd talk to me?". "I have to have that guy before somebody else gets him".
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10 years ago
While I fully agree to take her back a 2nd, 3rd, or 4th time is she's hot and just fuck the shit out of her, unfortunately I also know how guys are when it comes to hot wimmenz. They "fall in love" with that shit, or at least think they do. It's extremely rare they can keep it on just a "fuck the shit out of her" basis. Instead, they get sucked in, and fall deeper. The hotter she is, the deeper they fall. So the 2nd time is worse, and the 3rd time is devastating.
Just be careful. Keep your distance.