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6 years ago
There is the dancer that doesn’t leave your side until after you’re done in the VIP. When you get to the VIP, she says, “I only do this with you” and then pulls a condom out of her purse.
Now why would she have a condom in her purse if she only does this with me, and she had no idea I would be in the club on that particular night?
It would be more believable if she asked me if I had a condom, or would say, “Excuse me while I go get a condom” as she momentarily leaves to go get one.
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6 years ago
^ Yes, the moment you get inside the club, ask the nearest bouncer if you can see a menu.
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6 years ago
You go to a reaturaunt and look over their menu. You see that you can order a steak with 2 sides for $X. If you want your steak topped with mushrooms, it will cost $X+Y. If you want your steak topped with mushrooms and onions, it will cost $X+Y+Y.
Basically, you are ordering off a menu and have the option to pay more for anything extra that you want.
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6 years ago
I’ve had my fair share of bad lapdances over the years. One that stands out was this girl who lifted up her top to reveal that she was wearing pasties. The contact level during the dance was also really lame. I stopped after one song, paid her for the dance and went back to my table.
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6 years ago
I vote yes, you ladies are welcome to attend. Of course, whether I show up for a meet is dependent on when it would take place. But, having at least one of you ladies there would guarantee I wouldn’t be the only one under the age of 40 if I attend.
BTW, nice new avatar Waffle. You look cute.
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6 years ago
Flight Club Frequent Flyers (FCFF) should be added to the list.
Credit to longball300 for coming up with this one in another discussion
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6 years ago
I have noticed that nights (at least on weekends) are always featuring a completely different lineup, so whenever I visit, there is always a good chance the girl I take to VIP will be the first time with that particular girl. However, the more I go, the more I do see girls I am familiar with, and a few of them do remember me despite the fact I’ve only had one VIP session with them. The way I see it, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Also, Longball’s FCFF (Flight Club Frequent Flyers) acronym should definitely be added to the list of cliques on TUSCL.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
The answer is F whenever I club locally and D whenever I club on the road.
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6 years ago
^^^^ Repititive and super creepy. What else would we expect from SJG?
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6 years ago
Yes, nicespice is cute. I’d go broke if she worked at a club near where I live.
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6 years ago
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ConundrumHeaven! (Why is it so hot in here? And why does the bouncer have a trident?)
IMO, if the visit happened more than a week ago, then a review should not be written.
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6 years ago
I don’t like to haggle either, and as long as you know the going rate at the club, there shouldn’t be much haggling. During the discussion, there should be no more than 3 price quotes, the original offer, the counteroffer, then the counter to the counteroffer. If after this no agreement can be made, it is time for both parties to move on.
The way I see it, if the girl makes the first offer and you think it is too much, make a counter offer that is about 75-80% the most you are willing to spend. Chances are she will then respond to your counteroffer with a number that is really close to the most your willing to spend, and then a deal is made that is fair for both sides.
Sometimes they ask me what I want and how much I’m willing to spend. I give them a number that is 75-80% the most I am willing to spend. Often times they respond with a number just a little higher, and usually it matches the most I am willing to spend.
Of course, this does not work if the dancer quotes $500 and the most you are willing to spend is $150. If her first offer is more than double what you’re willing to spend, just politely decline and go look for a girl that will take less.
IME, girls do not give a subpar performance if a negotiation has to be made. Most of them are used to it and just want fair compensation.
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6 years ago
@Subraman. I definitely agree with your assessment here. I don’t try to lockdown one stripper for several hours, but in order to have one hang out with me for 4 hours, a cost of $900 sounds about right. I also agree that if you do got at night, early during the night shift is the best time for this type of experience. I usually get to the club around 9:00 and rarely ever stay past midnight.
As for the comment about “high volume 6’s”, I avoid going to those clubs. The club I go to features a lot of high volume 7.5’s. :)
@TacoBob, Your favorite club is also my favorite club. I have never spent more than $400 total on a single visit there, but on both the visits referenced in my original post, the amount spent on just the dancer was right around $325 both times. This number includes drinks I bought her, what we agreed on for VIP activity, plus a tip because I felt she deserved it. It was a nice bonus to get 1.5-2 hours of her time as a result. IME, a lot of girls will bail on me after we’re done in the VIP, but not this girl. Both times she stuck around and hung out with me after we finished business in the VIP.
@Constantine, the Flight Club has lots of really hot dancers on Friday and Saturday nights.
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6 years ago
My first strip club visit was 8 years ago, so a commentary between me and “younger” me could be quite entertaining to hear. It may go something like this, assuming that “younger” me doesn’t freak out when he sees me.
Younger me: “What the fuck? You look exactly like me, but I don’t have a twin”
Me: “I am you at age 35”
Younger me: “Really? So you’re saying over the next 8 years my body will not age one bit? In fact, you actually look a lot healthier than me. You look a little bit thinner, and a little more muscular too”
Me: “Yes, I am you from the future. There are some things we need to talk about.”
Younger me: “Alright me from the future, I’m listening”
Me: “You’ve only got $60 in your wallet, and your night is going to be really fun. When you plan on doing this again, you will need more money than that. A lot more money, at least $200.”
Younger me: “$200? That’s a lot of money!”
Me: “It may sound like a lot of money right now, but when you’re in the moment, the little head will convince the big head to go use the club’s ATM to withdraw cash.”
Younger me: “I have very good control of my spending.”
Me: “Trust me when I am telling you this. You are very easily controlled by sexy girls in their underwear that aren’t afraid to let strangers pay to say them naked. Your boner will cause you to spend big amounts of money that you otherwise wouldn’t spend.”
Younger me: “Alright, I will try to do my best. Any other advise you’d like to share, older me?”
Me: “Yes. The strip clubs where you live completely suck. While the clubs do serve alcohol, and the girls get completely nude on stage, no touching is allowed.”
Younger me: “Isn’t it against the rules to touch strippers? I would think she would go tell a bouncer and then I would get thrown out of the club.”
Me: “Those rules are dependent on where you live. Where you live now, yes, you do have to follow those rules. But, there are other cities in the U.S. where not only are you allowed to touch strippers, but you are encouraged to.”
Younger me: “Where do I need to go if I want to touch some boobs?”
Me: “Just save your money and move to Detroit.”
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6 years ago
When it comes to pre-season, week 3 is what it is all about. That is when teams have their “dress rehearsal” game. Weeks 1 and 2, I quickly lose interest a few series after the starters get pulled. I don’t even bother to watch Week 4.
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6 years ago
I was a member of this site for over 6 years, but rarely ever used it other than occasionally paying for a month of VIP for full access to reviews. Then, one day I discovered the discussions portion of this site. I lurked for a few months and then made my presence known. Now I’m a regular poster.
Despite all the back and forth arguments between members, and all the trolling activity, this discussion board really is a great place. I’ve learned a lot this past year, and my enjoyment of strip clubs has been rejuvenated as a result.
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6 years ago
Papi’s first response was pretty much spot on. The tighter her pussy is, the shorter the session is likely to be.
Of course there are other factors to take into consideration. Not all men are created equal when it comes to how much stamina they have for performance.
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
If you are having trouble sleeping at night, you could try taking a ZMA supplement within an hour of bedtime. ZMA is the combination of Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin B6. This trio is supposed to help physically active individuals recover, and the three combined are said to be a very effective sleep aid. However, avoid consuming anything with calcium within a few hours of bedtime as it can interfere with the ability of ZMA to work.
This is based on studies I have read about ZMA and several other types of supplements over the years. I have no experience using ZMA as my diet and other supplements I take daily give me adequate dosages of the three ingredients that make ZMA. You do have to be careful that you don’t consume too much zinc as it can be potentially hazardous to your health.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ribeye, because of the flavor.
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6 years ago
I’ve only ever been to 2 Deja Vu clubs, both in the Detroit area. I will shamefully admit that I used to frequent the one in Ypsilanti a lot. It’s been nearly a year since I last visited, though, and the reasons why I no longer go there (besides lack of extras) were already mentioned by Waffle.
Deja Vu clubs really are for the enjoyment of those who are young college students that aren’t hardcore strip club customers like most of us here on this board. Why else would a lot of their clubs be located in college towns?
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6 years ago
Being that I only listen to rock, I can think of several rock songs that make great stripper music.
AC/DC - Thunderstruck
Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
Guns ‘n Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
Halestorm - I Get Off
Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Pink Floyd - Money
Theory of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend
Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
Warrant - Cherry Pie
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6 years ago
^ Not exactly true. In recent years raids have been common, and several clubs no longer have a private VIP as a result. But, this only affects the clubs located within the Detroit city limits. Clubs located in nearby suburbs have not been affected.
I don’t know all the details of how Detroit clubs got to be what we know them as today, but I have read comments on other forums that suggest that the 2008 recession had a lot to do with it.
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6 years ago
Full Service is a 3 step process
Step 1: Full entry
Step 2: Pumping
Step 3: Ejaculation
It can be as short as a minute or as long as an hour, just as long as the process is as I described it above
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6 years ago
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aham5I've got a bad feeling about this.
^ They did take the curtains down at Penthouse. However, some have stated that the lack of privacy was no issue in regards to getting extras. It sounds like your best chance would be to get one of the couches in the back of the VIP section. I haven’t been there since they re-opened, so the information I know is based on what others have posted.
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6 years ago
If I was unemployed, I would hold off on going to strip clubs until I found a new job.