tuscl

TUSCL cliques

So if we are a high school, I feel like these would be the main groups:

The Tijuana clique
The LDK clique
The SA clique
The Strippers clique
The Follies clique
The Troll Aliases clique
The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)

And there’s a couple of loners. One is a female who is very aware of the patriarchy. Another is a male who is building an organization. Hopefully that organization doesn’t involve a school shooting.

What else am I missing?

105 comments

  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    So what clique would you br in Miss Pinky Tuscadero ;)
  • Countryman5434
    6 years ago
    @ nicespice lol you are absolutely right! Well i guess it isn't any secret which clique i belong to lol!
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Oh and also:
    The Floridians
    The Arizonans
    ...because there seems to be a larger amount of TISCLers from that area

    @25 I’d be in the stripper clique :p
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    So the appropriate song for the stripper clique is “Beauty School Dropout” from Grease ;)
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    You’re missing the Juice clicque. That would be people who like Juice and sometimes bust his balls.

    Remember how there was that one crazy kid in your class when you were a kid? Everyone would always egg him on to do something stupid although you all knew it was gonna get him in trouble. Maybe he even knew deep down but did it anyway. Yeah that kid was Juice.
  • doctorevil
    6 years ago
    What about the Nicespice clique?
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^ always thought of juice as the kid who attached a piece of plywood to his bicycle that got up on the roof with that contraption and tried to see how far he could get it to glide. ;)
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    If there is going to be a Floridian and Arizonian clique, there should be a Michiganders click. There are a lot of us, too. Although I think a couple have died recently.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    "Remember how there was that one crazy kid in your class when you were a kid? Everyone would always egg him on to do something stupid although you all knew it was gonna get him in trouble. Maybe he even knew deep down but did it anyway. Yeah that kid was Juice."

    So, like a larger version of Kelso from That 70s Show?
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    I'm in the nicespice/NinaBambina crush, LDKers, potheads, and juicebox haters cliques.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    A few more cliques:
    Californians
    Stoners
    Pseudo-intellectuals
  • RandomMember
    6 years ago
    The goofy-alt-right-white-nationalist-dumb-as-bricque clique.
  • GACA
    6 years ago
    Follies Clique for sure.

    There's also the loosely associated Southeastern'ers Clique. Whole bunch of active daily users from this part of the country.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    And the Pseudo-intellectuals are band from the cool table.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    What about the Juice aliases clique? There were enough aliases once that even Juice couldn’t remember who he was!
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    Don’t forget the over the hill gang
  • K
    6 years ago
    I prefer the name grumpy old men for that clique.
  • Umm I'm friends with juice

  • Not in his clique doe lol
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    ^ that’s not technically a clique - as it includes most everyone! Lol!
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    On SJG's Ignore List
  • ime
    6 years ago
    "So, like a larger version of Kelso from That 70s Show?"

    Yes much larger.
  • gawker
    6 years ago
    As a member of "The Lver the Hill Gang" I need to point out that this site is akin to my "Cacoon".
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    @k get off my lawn ;)
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    computer nerd clique - Rech would be sitting over there by himself.
  • whodey
    6 years ago
    Don't forget the "Traveling for Extras" clique for those of us who don't live near any good clubs.
  • Longball300
    6 years ago
    I actually have to agree with Nina; there is a large MI Clique, primarily focused around those who live in or frequently visit the Detroit metro area. I'm not dead yet....
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    After running a text analyzer on the forum, it turns out that the only 4 real people on tuscl are Juice, gawker (you can't make that stuff up), me, and San Jose Guy. So I don't know how many cliques there can be
  • TFP
    6 years ago
    On SJG's ignore list is the best clique, and one of the hardest to get into. I mean I try, and I try. Yet no matter how many times I insult the dude he still responds to my shit. Guess I gotta keep applying......
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    I have my own private clique(friends). I wish there was a way to have group personal message addresses so I could send one message to the whole group at one time.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    @subraman I used that text analytics software also and you keep coming up a false positive;)
  • Huntsman
    6 years ago
    I nominate nicespice for homecoming queen.
  • Countryman5434
    6 years ago
    @ huntsman +1
  • K
    6 years ago
    Since i posted my grumpy old men comment, i cannot stop thinking of burgess meredith and the out takes from the movie grumpy old men. I like to think he would fit in here and would be honored to be in his clique
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    "I nominate nicespice for homecoming queen."

    Hunstman, may I be Prom Queen then?

    That way, at the next tuscl meetup (which yes, I'm going to), nicespice and I can show up dressed like slutty high schoolers in tight shirts that say, "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Lol. Nina is Regina George. I’ll be Karen.

    Updated list so far:

    The Tijuana clique
    The LDK clique
    The SA clique
    The Strippers clique
    The Follies clique
    The Troll Aliases clique
    The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
    Southeastern'ers
    The Arizonans
    Juice Crew
    Michiganders
    Juice Haters
    Californians
    Stoners
    Pseudo-intellectuals
    Grumpy Old Men
    On SJG's Ignore List
    Traveling For Extras
    Shadowcat inner circle
    Vince Michaels Supporters
    Vince Michaels Haters
    Cuntservatives
    Libtards

  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Oh and if it’s a Wednesday, we must wear pink.
  • Huntsman
    6 years ago
    You’ve got the nod for prom queen, Nina. You get to date the captain of the tuscl football team too.
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    If anyone wants to join me in the "Enjoy sticking your finger in her asshole" clique, please sign below. I'm appointing myself presidente for life of this clica
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    Also, 4-hour-appointment clica. There's a lot of us.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    Oddly, the "Enjoy sticking your finger in her asshole" clique has the exact same membership as the "getting shived with a 6-inch stiletto heel" clique.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    "You’ve got the nod for prom queen, Nina. You get to date the captain of the tuscl football team too."

    Ha! I dated two guys who were all state in football at the high school I went to. One went on to a major college and I got to watch him on ESPN.

    The other became a cop.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Yes, nicespice is right, she and I always wear pink on Wednesdays. Just FYI. It's a rule.

  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    Ish: Yeah, same membership, so fucking weird and random.
  • heshootsandscores
    6 years ago
    My Vote for the name of the Michigan Clique is " We will all be dead when the Lions win the Super Bowl - WWABDWTLWTSB" In keeping with the acronym theme of this site.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    I just swallowed some THC oil as an entrance into the stoners clique.

    I really did just do that, though. My vape pen broke off the cartridge, I was trying to smoke just with the cartridge even though I'm wasting precious oil. Then the other day I visited my mom, she's letting her biological father stay at her house and he loves weed so I asked if he wanted to hit the cartidge and he inhaled so forcefully some of the glass broke and it's now tilted sideways. So I just unscrewed the little mouth piece and am literally sucking out the oil. Real talk.

    If that doesn't get me into the stoners clique, idk what will.

    I'm bout to be high as fuck but so far it just feels like a real heavy medicinal high...

    But I still want to be in my clique with Nicespice aka Karen. She's kind of psychic btw... You guys haven't heard how she can "predict" when it's raining!
  • steeldog65
    6 years ago
    Obvious Boner Clique
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO
  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    Hey! What about the small dick clique!

    Or am I the only one in that one...?
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    That’s a pretty good revised list. The only other people I can think of are guys that come on here always asking for OTC advise but can never close the deal. Would that be the “never getting laid clique” ???
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    “You get to date the captain of the tuscl football team too.”
    Oh interesting, wouldn’t that be Juice Who else played football here?

    And of course some members are in more than one clique. Just like people who were in both theatre and band or something.

    Updated list:

    Travel lovers:
    *The Tijuana lovers
    *Traveling For Extras
    *The FKK lovers
    *The Follies crowd

    By regions:
    *The Follies crowd goes here too
    *Southeastern'er's
    *The Arizonans
    *WWABDWTLWTSB aka Michiganders
    *Californians

    Cult of personality and/or boobies:
    *Juice Crew
    *Juice Haters
    *Nicole 1994 responders
    *Nicespice group
    *Nina group

    Drama groups:
    *The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
    *Juice troll aliases
    *Non juice troll aliases
    *On SJG's Ignore List
    *Vince Michaels Supporters
    *Vince Michaels Haters
    *Cuntservatives
    *Libtards

    Environment Preferences
    *The LDK clique
    *The SA clique
    *Assholes who Like Playing With Assholes (couldn’t help it, Subra :p)
    *4-hour-appointmenters
    *Traveling For Extras fits this category too

    Person Types:
    Strippers
    Stoners
    Pseudo-intellectuals
    Grumpy Old Men
    Shadowcat inner circle




  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    ^^ I updated the list and more comments showed up. I’m taking a break for a little while to wait for more :p
  • Mate27
    6 years ago
    I’m In the “fuck you” clique. lol

    Just kidding
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Shit, we forgot the Fat Ass Lovers
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    Good point, and Papi Chulo Mode.

    SJG
  • PaulDrake
    6 years ago
    Bj99 group? Or more accurately a group of those people prophesizing the return of Bj99?
  • 501traveler
    6 years ago
    How about the "COI clique" - a sub group of the Californians
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    We also do have some genuine expert womanizers. But they don't need to post very often, or even to visit strip clubs very often. Too busy wearing out mattresses with their women.

    Not PL's at all.

    But I don't broadcast their names.

    SJG
  • two_bits
    6 years ago
    "And of course some members are in more than one clique."

    I'm glad you clarified that, I was beginning to suspect a flaw in your methodology, since you've listed significantly more "cliques" than there are actual (non-alias) members on the board.
  • pistola
    6 years ago
    DGAF About Cliques Clique
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    The main dichotomy is between the LDKers and those who want a more civilian style of intimacy and continuing relationships with their women.

    Some of this is driven by the fact that many of the LDKers are cheating on wives and GF's. So they are not available for wearing out mattresses with strippers. Its all just complete hypocrisy on their parts. If any of the wives want divorce lawyers I'll be happy to help find them one.

    There is also a group which I would call the Far Right, which basically hates women and is extreme about dividing women into two categories, seeing strippers as tainted flesh.

    SJG
  • pistola
    6 years ago
    ^Chloroform Clique.

    Although no offense I find Sjg hilarious
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    ^^^^ You listen to trolls and repeat things they say, then that makes you one.

    The ones who really suffer are the girls who have to deal with you.

    SJG
  • pistola
    6 years ago
    ^cool bro
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    The jaded PLs
    Founder fan bois
    All natural strippers only
  • lopaw
    6 years ago
    I refuse to be categorized :)
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    The "commando athletic shorts" clique
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    The "white spinners" clique
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    The review reviewers
  • likes2look
    6 years ago
    Which group am I in? I just like to look at naked women
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I like Papi's cliques. Maybe he's being generous to me since I gave him one to preside over.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    How about the two terabyte posting clique, there’s two here is that enough to form their own clique ?
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Reposting now that I think I have the answers now.

    Travel lovers:
    *The Tijuana lovers
    *Traveling For Extras
    *The FKK lovers
    *The Follies crowd

    By regions:
    *The Follies crowd goes here too
    *Southeastern'er's
    *The Arizonans
    *WWABDWTLWTSB aka Michiganders
    *Californians
    *COI specific group

    Cult of personality and/or boobies:
    *Juice Crew
    *Juice Haters
    *Nicole 1994 responders
    *Karen aka Nicespice group
    *Regina George aka Nina group
    *BJ99 group
    *Members who have parody accounts of them

    Drama groups:
    *The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
    *Juice troll aliases
    *Non juice troll aliases
    *On SJG's Ignore List
    *Vince Michaels Supporters
    *Vince Michaels Haters
    *Cuntservatives
    *Libtards

    Environment Preferences
    *The LDK clique
    *LDK subset: commando athletic shorts
    *The SA clique
    *Assholes who Like Playing With Assholes (couldn’t help it, Subra :p)
    *4-hour-appointmenters
    *Traveling For Extras fits this category too
    *Obvious Boner Men
    *Will I get OTC?
    *All natural strippers only
    *Fat ass lovers
    *White spinner lovers

    Person Types:
    *Strippers
    *Stoners
    *Pseudo-intellectuals
    *Grumpy Old Men
    *Shadowcat inner circle
    *Small dickers
    *The jaded PLs
    *Founder fan bois
    *The review reciewer
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^You forgot the patronizers
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Good point DC. You would fall into the “under 30 emo crowd.” Which also has me, EchoPizza, and Nina.

    Okay, now hopefully this is the final list for a while.

    Travel lovers:
    *The Tijuana lovers
    *Traveling For Extras
    *The FKK lovers
    *The Follies crowd
    *TUSCL meetup people

    By regions:
    *The Follies crowd goes here too
    *Southeastern'er's
    *The Arizonans
    *WWABDWTLWTSB aka Michiganders
    *Californians
    *COI specific group

    Cult of personality and/or boobies:
    *Juice Crew
    *Juice Haters
    *Nicole 1994 responders
    *Karen aka Nicespice group
    *Regina George aka Nina group
    *BJ99 group
    *Members who have parody accounts of them

    Drama groups:
    *The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
    *Juice troll aliases
    *Non juice troll aliases
    *On SJG's Ignore List
    *Vince Michaels Supporters
    *Vince Michaels Haters
    *Cuntservatives
    *Libtards

    Environment Preferences
    *The LDK clique
    *LDK subset: commando athletic shorts
    *The SA clique
    *Assholes who Like Playing With Assholes (couldn’t help it, Subra :p)
    *4-hour-appointmenters
    *Traveling For Extras fits this category too
    *Obvious Boner Men
    *Will I get OTC?
    *All natural strippers only
    *Fat ass lovers
    *White spinner lovers

    Person Types:
    *Strippers
    *Stoners
    *Pseudo-intellectuals
    *Grumpy Old Men
    *Shadowcat inner circle
    *Small dickers
    *The jaded PLs
    *Founder fan bois
    *The review reviewer
    *Under 30 emo crowd
    *The patronizers
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^ You left out a very large category it should have been obvious from the get go
    TROLLS
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    The "lets gang on TUSCLer X this week" clique
  • TheeOSU
    6 years ago
    The hate for the OSU football team clique. :D
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    ^ I'm in that one.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    Can we create a wiki page for this?
  • TheeOSU
    6 years ago
    "I'm in that one."


    Lol still smarting over the USC loss are we?
  • Warrenboy75
    6 years ago
    I'm in I purposely waited a couple of days before I looked at this topic clique because I knew it was going to spiral out of hand...........
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    @TheeOSU

    Nah. I've hated OSU since the Woody Hayes days.

    The one that chaps my ass is the Nat. Champ. game against Miami. That was BS!!!!
  • TheeOSU
    6 years ago
    What's a Woody Hayes?

    :D

    Hey believe it or not Woody Hayes was not a favorite of mine, I was not a fan of his personality or methods.
  • two_bits
    6 years ago
    "^ You left out a very large category it should have been obvious from the get go
    TROLLS"

    You can't just lump them all together.

    The trolls have cliques, too.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^So guys that wear butt plugs and call it a back brace is a clique, as far as I can see it’s just you not sure that qualifies as a clique.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    this is getting so fucking complicated. yes. I love TJ. but I'm also very much still involved in USA girls.
  • two_bits
    6 years ago
    ^^that means you're a multi-clique.
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    Well, this Follies, and the COI clubs, each have a justifiably strong following. and then TJ's HK bar is called "The Gold Standard".

    But Nicespice, to know so much about so many members, you really must be spending a lot of time reading posts and profiles. Are you doing this when things are slow at your club and there is nothing else to do?

    Does this mean that reviews will be coming back talking about walking into a club and finding all the girls busy using their phones to post on TUSCL?

    One can type faster using a lap top, or even better a desk top with the full sized keyboard. Are strip clubs going to have to start supplying this?

    For myself, strip clubs are very important and very interesting. But, I still see that the sexual frustration level in our society as being extremely high, and that strip clubs are educational, but not actually a solution to anything.

    SJG

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  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    “Are you doing this when things are slow at your club and there is nothing else to do?”

    I got into the habit of checking this site because of summer school, which consumed a lot of my time. I had a lot of things to do that I didn’t want to.

    I don’t really use my phone much on the floor. I’ll use it sometimes in the dressing room.

    As for things the club provides, it’s already amazing enough when there’s a clean looking dressing room. Being provided computers isn’t happening anytime soon.
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    At some of our local clubs it often seems that the day shift girls are really bored.

    We also see people posting complaining about lazy dancers. I read this as meaning girls not lazy, but bored.

    As I see it, what those girls need is to chatted up fed some money, and gotten into a front room makeout session, and then bedded regularly.

    But other guys interpret it as lazy girls. So maybe these girls will start using TUSCL?

    SJG
  • Pizza (hiatus)
    6 years ago
    Thread theme:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHkaY0H…

    @ nicespice

    "Good point DC. You would fall into the “under 30 emo crowd.” Which also has me, EchoPizza, and Nina."

    Sad people crew checking in. I think Vantablack might fit in with this clique too.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    dang. I'm so fucked up.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    New clique forming people that want to beat the ever living shit out of Twentyfive lol
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    No. But can I watch?
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Damn it. That might be donut worthy.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^ Fuck the donut that should be a full dish of ice cream ;)
  • s275ironman
    6 years ago
    Flight Club Frequent Flyers (FCFF) should be added to the list.

    Credit to longball300 for coming up with this one in another discussion
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    I don't know. Which table am I supposed to sit at? I feel like I'm at the zoo and there's a sign saying, "don't feed the trolls," yet I do. All I know is I'm 100% juice crew approved. Not sure what that means. I'm also a Chili Palmer disciple, which is a paradox. :-/
  • chessmaster
    6 years ago
    So what clique are you and nicole nicespice?
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    The non juice trolls maybe
  • chessmaster
    6 years ago
    I see. Where does that put ninababina?
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    In the strippers group, emo under 30 group, and stoners.
  • Huntsman
    6 years ago
    Nina is a popular girl and might be in every clique except I’m not aware of her wanting to beat the ever living shit out of 25.
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Oh goodness, one day I'll look more into whatever that VM drama was.
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