TUSCL cliques
nicespice
So if we are a high school, I feel like these would be the main groups:
The Tijuana clique
The LDK clique
The SA clique
The Strippers clique
The Follies clique
The Troll Aliases clique
The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
And there’s a couple of loners. One is a female who is very aware of the patriarchy. Another is a male who is building an organization. Hopefully that organization doesn’t involve a school shooting.
What else am I missing?
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last commentSo what clique would you br in Miss Pinky Tuscadero ;)
@ nicespice lol you are absolutely right! Well i guess it isn't any secret which clique i belong to lol!
Oh and also:
The Floridians
The Arizonans
...because there seems to be a larger amount of TISCLers from that area
@25 I’d be in the stripper clique :p
So the appropriate song for the stripper clique is “Beauty School Dropout” from Grease ;)
You’re missing the Juice clicque. That would be people who like Juice and sometimes bust his balls.
Remember how there was that one crazy kid in your class when you were a kid? Everyone would always egg him on to do something stupid although you all knew it was gonna get him in trouble. Maybe he even knew deep down but did it anyway. Yeah that kid was Juice.
What about the Nicespice clique?
^ always thought of juice as the kid who attached a piece of plywood to his bicycle that got up on the roof with that contraption and tried to see how far he could get it to glide. ;)
If there is going to be a Floridian and Arizonian clique, there should be a Michiganders click. There are a lot of us, too. Although I think a couple have died recently.
"Remember how there was that one crazy kid in your class when you were a kid? Everyone would always egg him on to do something stupid although you all knew it was gonna get him in trouble. Maybe he even knew deep down but did it anyway. Yeah that kid was Juice."
So, like a larger version of Kelso from That 70s Show?
I'm in the nicespice/NinaBambina crush, LDKers, potheads, and juicebox haters cliques.
A few more cliques:
Californians
Stoners
Pseudo-intellectuals
The goofy-alt-right-white-nationalist-dumb-as-bricque clique.
Follies Clique for sure.
There's also the loosely associated Southeastern'ers Clique. Whole bunch of active daily users from this part of the country.
And the Pseudo-intellectuals are band from the cool table.
What about the Juice aliases clique? There were enough aliases once that even Juice couldn’t remember who he was!
Don’t forget the over the hill gang
I prefer the name grumpy old men for that clique.
Umm I'm friends with juice
Not in his clique doe lol
^ that’s not technically a clique - as it includes most everyone! Lol!
On SJG's Ignore List
"So, like a larger version of Kelso from That 70s Show?"
Yes much larger.
As a member of "The Lver the Hill Gang" I need to point out that this site is akin to my "Cacoon".
@k get off my lawn ;)
computer nerd clique - Rech would be sitting over there by himself.
Don't forget the "Traveling for Extras" clique for those of us who don't live near any good clubs.
I actually have to agree with Nina; there is a large MI Clique, primarily focused around those who live in or frequently visit the Detroit metro area. I'm not dead yet....
After running a text analyzer on the forum, it turns out that the only 4 real people on tuscl are Juice, gawker (you can't make that stuff up), me, and San Jose Guy. So I don't know how many cliques there can be
On SJG's ignore list is the best clique, and one of the hardest to get into. I mean I try, and I try. Yet no matter how many times I insult the dude he still responds to my shit. Guess I gotta keep applying......
I have my own private clique(friends). I wish there was a way to have group personal message addresses so I could send one message to the whole group at one time.
@subraman I used that text analytics software also and you keep coming up a false positive;)
I nominate nicespice for homecoming queen.
@ huntsman +1
Since i posted my grumpy old men comment, i cannot stop thinking of burgess meredith and the out takes from the movie grumpy old men. I like to think he would fit in here and would be honored to be in his clique
"I nominate nicespice for homecoming queen."
Hunstman, may I be Prom Queen then?
That way, at the next tuscl meetup (which yes, I'm going to), nicespice and I can show up dressed like slutty high schoolers in tight shirts that say, "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"
Lol. Nina is Regina George. I’ll be Karen.
Updated list so far:
The Tijuana clique
The LDK clique
The SA clique
The Strippers clique
The Follies clique
The Troll Aliases clique
The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
Southeastern'ers
The Arizonans
Juice Crew
Michiganders
Juice Haters
Californians
Stoners
Pseudo-intellectuals
Grumpy Old Men
On SJG's Ignore List
Traveling For Extras
Shadowcat inner circle
Vince Michaels Supporters
Vince Michaels Haters
Cuntservatives
Libtards
Oh and if it’s a Wednesday, we must wear pink.
You’ve got the nod for prom queen, Nina. You get to date the captain of the tuscl football team too.
If anyone wants to join me in the "Enjoy sticking your finger in her asshole" clique, please sign below. I'm appointing myself presidente for life of this clica
Also, 4-hour-appointment clica. There's a lot of us.
Oddly, the "Enjoy sticking your finger in her asshole" clique has the exact same membership as the "getting shived with a 6-inch stiletto heel" clique.
"You’ve got the nod for prom queen, Nina. You get to date the captain of the tuscl football team too."
Ha! I dated two guys who were all state in football at the high school I went to. One went on to a major college and I got to watch him on ESPN.
The other became a cop.
Yes, nicespice is right, she and I always wear pink on Wednesdays. Just FYI. It's a rule.
Ish: Yeah, same membership, so fucking weird and random.
My Vote for the name of the Michigan Clique is " We will all be dead when the Lions win the Super Bowl - WWABDWTLWTSB" In keeping with the acronym theme of this site.
I just swallowed some THC oil as an entrance into the stoners clique.
I really did just do that, though. My vape pen broke off the cartridge, I was trying to smoke just with the cartridge even though I'm wasting precious oil. Then the other day I visited my mom, she's letting her biological father stay at her house and he loves weed so I asked if he wanted to hit the cartidge and he inhaled so forcefully some of the glass broke and it's now tilted sideways. So I just unscrewed the little mouth piece and am literally sucking out the oil. Real talk.
If that doesn't get me into the stoners clique, idk what will.
I'm bout to be high as fuck but so far it just feels like a real heavy medicinal high...
But I still want to be in my clique with Nicespice aka Karen. She's kind of psychic btw... You guys haven't heard how she can "predict" when it's raining!
Obvious Boner Clique
LMFAO
Hey! What about the small dick clique!
Or am I the only one in that one...?
That’s a pretty good revised list. The only other people I can think of are guys that come on here always asking for OTC advise but can never close the deal. Would that be the “never getting laid clique” ???
“You get to date the captain of the tuscl football team too.”
Oh interesting, wouldn’t that be Juice Who else played football here?
And of course some members are in more than one clique. Just like people who were in both theatre and band or something.
Updated list:
Travel lovers:
*The Tijuana lovers
*Traveling For Extras
*The FKK lovers
*The Follies crowd
By regions:
*The Follies crowd goes here too
*Southeastern'er's
*The Arizonans
*WWABDWTLWTSB aka Michiganders
*Californians
Cult of personality and/or boobies:
*Juice Crew
*Juice Haters
*Nicole 1994 responders
*Nicespice group
*Nina group
Drama groups:
*The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
*Juice troll aliases
*Non juice troll aliases
*On SJG's Ignore List
*Vince Michaels Supporters
*Vince Michaels Haters
*Cuntservatives
*Libtards
Environment Preferences
*The LDK clique
*The SA clique
*Assholes who Like Playing With Assholes (couldn’t help it, Subra :p)
*4-hour-appointmenters
*Traveling For Extras fits this category too
Person Types:
Strippers
Stoners
Pseudo-intellectuals
Grumpy Old Men
Shadowcat inner circle
^^ I updated the list and more comments showed up. I’m taking a break for a little while to wait for more :p
I’m In the “fuck you” clique. lol
Just kidding
Shit, we forgot the Fat Ass Lovers
Good point, and Papi Chulo Mode.
SJG
Bj99 group? Or more accurately a group of those people prophesizing the return of Bj99?
How about the "COI clique" - a sub group of the Californians
We also do have some genuine expert womanizers. But they don't need to post very often, or even to visit strip clubs very often. Too busy wearing out mattresses with their women.
Not PL's at all.
But I don't broadcast their names.
SJG
"And of course some members are in more than one clique."
I'm glad you clarified that, I was beginning to suspect a flaw in your methodology, since you've listed significantly more "cliques" than there are actual (non-alias) members on the board.
DGAF About Cliques Clique
The main dichotomy is between the LDKers and those who want a more civilian style of intimacy and continuing relationships with their women.
Some of this is driven by the fact that many of the LDKers are cheating on wives and GF's. So they are not available for wearing out mattresses with strippers. Its all just complete hypocrisy on their parts. If any of the wives want divorce lawyers I'll be happy to help find them one.
There is also a group which I would call the Far Right, which basically hates women and is extreme about dividing women into two categories, seeing strippers as tainted flesh.
SJG
^Chloroform Clique.
Although no offense I find Sjg hilarious
^^^^ You listen to trolls and repeat things they say, then that makes you one.
The ones who really suffer are the girls who have to deal with you.
SJG
^cool bro
The jaded PLs
Founder fan bois
All natural strippers only
I refuse to be categorized :)
The "commando athletic shorts" clique
The "white spinners" clique
The review reviewers
Which group am I in? I just like to look at naked women
I like Papi's cliques. Maybe he's being generous to me since I gave him one to preside over.
How about the two terabyte posting clique, there’s two here is that enough to form their own clique ?
Reposting now that I think I have the answers now.
Travel lovers:
*The Tijuana lovers
*Traveling For Extras
*The FKK lovers
*The Follies crowd
By regions:
*The Follies crowd goes here too
*Southeastern'er's
*The Arizonans
*WWABDWTLWTSB aka Michiganders
*Californians
*COI specific group
Cult of personality and/or boobies:
*Juice Crew
*Juice Haters
*Nicole 1994 responders
*Karen aka Nicespice group
*Regina George aka Nina group
*BJ99 group
*Members who have parody accounts of them
Drama groups:
*The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
*Juice troll aliases
*Non juice troll aliases
*On SJG's Ignore List
*Vince Michaels Supporters
*Vince Michaels Haters
*Cuntservatives
*Libtards
Environment Preferences
*The LDK clique
*LDK subset: commando athletic shorts
*The SA clique
*Assholes who Like Playing With Assholes (couldn’t help it, Subra :p)
*4-hour-appointmenters
*Traveling For Extras fits this category too
*Obvious Boner Men
*Will I get OTC?
*All natural strippers only
*Fat ass lovers
*White spinner lovers
Person Types:
*Strippers
*Stoners
*Pseudo-intellectuals
*Grumpy Old Men
*Shadowcat inner circle
*Small dickers
*The jaded PLs
*Founder fan bois
*The review reciewer
^You forgot the patronizers
Good point DC. You would fall into the “under 30 emo crowd.” Which also has me, EchoPizza, and Nina.
Okay, now hopefully this is the final list for a while.
Travel lovers:
*The Tijuana lovers
*Traveling For Extras
*The FKK lovers
*The Follies crowd
*TUSCL meetup people
By regions:
*The Follies crowd goes here too
*Southeastern'er's
*The Arizonans
*WWABDWTLWTSB aka Michiganders
*Californians
*COI specific group
Cult of personality and/or boobies:
*Juice Crew
*Juice Haters
*Nicole 1994 responders
*Karen aka Nicespice group
*Regina George aka Nina group
*BJ99 group
*Members who have parody accounts of them
Drama groups:
*The Stripper Drama enjoyment clique (especially when said drama strippers are offering their services below escort rates in relation to their time)
*Juice troll aliases
*Non juice troll aliases
*On SJG's Ignore List
*Vince Michaels Supporters
*Vince Michaels Haters
*Cuntservatives
*Libtards
Environment Preferences
*The LDK clique
*LDK subset: commando athletic shorts
*The SA clique
*Assholes who Like Playing With Assholes (couldn’t help it, Subra :p)
*4-hour-appointmenters
*Traveling For Extras fits this category too
*Obvious Boner Men
*Will I get OTC?
*All natural strippers only
*Fat ass lovers
*White spinner lovers
Person Types:
*Strippers
*Stoners
*Pseudo-intellectuals
*Grumpy Old Men
*Shadowcat inner circle
*Small dickers
*The jaded PLs
*Founder fan bois
*The review reviewer
*Under 30 emo crowd
*The patronizers
^ You left out a very large category it should have been obvious from the get go
TROLLS
The "lets gang on TUSCLer X this week" clique
The hate for the OSU football team clique. :D
^ I'm in that one.
Can we create a wiki page for this?
"I'm in that one."
Lol still smarting over the USC loss are we?
I'm in I purposely waited a couple of days before I looked at this topic clique because I knew it was going to spiral out of hand...........
@TheeOSU
Nah. I've hated OSU since the Woody Hayes days.
The one that chaps my ass is the Nat. Champ. game against Miami. That was BS!!!!
What's a Woody Hayes?
:D
Hey believe it or not Woody Hayes was not a favorite of mine, I was not a fan of his personality or methods.
"^ You left out a very large category it should have been obvious from the get go
TROLLS"
You can't just lump them all together.
The trolls have cliques, too.
^So guys that wear butt plugs and call it a back brace is a clique, as far as I can see it’s just you not sure that qualifies as a clique.
this is getting so fucking complicated. yes. I love TJ. but I'm also very much still involved in USA girls.
^^that means you're a multi-clique.
Well, this Follies, and the COI clubs, each have a justifiably strong following. and then TJ's HK bar is called "The Gold Standard".
But Nicespice, to know so much about so many members, you really must be spending a lot of time reading posts and profiles. Are you doing this when things are slow at your club and there is nothing else to do?
Does this mean that reviews will be coming back talking about walking into a club and finding all the girls busy using their phones to post on TUSCL?
One can type faster using a lap top, or even better a desk top with the full sized keyboard. Are strip clubs going to have to start supplying this?
For myself, strip clubs are very important and very interesting. But, I still see that the sexual frustration level in our society as being extremely high, and that strip clubs are educational, but not actually a solution to anything.
SJG
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“Are you doing this when things are slow at your club and there is nothing else to do?”
I got into the habit of checking this site because of summer school, which consumed a lot of my time. I had a lot of things to do that I didn’t want to.
I don’t really use my phone much on the floor. I’ll use it sometimes in the dressing room.
As for things the club provides, it’s already amazing enough when there’s a clean looking dressing room. Being provided computers isn’t happening anytime soon.
At some of our local clubs it often seems that the day shift girls are really bored.
We also see people posting complaining about lazy dancers. I read this as meaning girls not lazy, but bored.
As I see it, what those girls need is to chatted up fed some money, and gotten into a front room makeout session, and then bedded regularly.
But other guys interpret it as lazy girls. So maybe these girls will start using TUSCL?
SJG
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@ nicespice
"Good point DC. You would fall into the “under 30 emo crowd.” Which also has me, EchoPizza, and Nina."
Sad people crew checking in. I think Vantablack might fit in with this clique too.
dang. I'm so fucked up.
New clique forming people that want to beat the ever living shit out of Twentyfive lol
No. But can I watch?
Damn it. That might be donut worthy.
^ Fuck the donut that should be a full dish of ice cream ;)
Flight Club Frequent Flyers (FCFF) should be added to the list.
Credit to longball300 for coming up with this one in another discussion
I don't know. Which table am I supposed to sit at? I feel like I'm at the zoo and there's a sign saying, "don't feed the trolls," yet I do. All I know is I'm 100% juice crew approved. Not sure what that means. I'm also a Chili Palmer disciple, which is a paradox. :-/
So what clique are you and nicole nicespice?
The non juice trolls maybe
I see. Where does that put ninababina?
In the strippers group, emo under 30 group, and stoners.
Nina is a popular girl and might be in every clique except I’m not aware of her wanting to beat the ever living shit out of 25.
Oh goodness, one day I'll look more into whatever that VM drama was.