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Comments by she_is_covfefe (page 9)

  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Complaining to Management
    Well Doug, I'm not rationalizing anything; I'm telling y'all about when dancers overcharge. I personally don't overcharge because I think it's wrong but I do tell most of my customers that tips are always welcome...and saying those words work much better than lying. I'm a horrible liar in the first place, so I don't even bother making up a story when I'm at work. Saying the honest truth works just as good.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    Scientific theory regarding homos
    I can say that homosexuality is most definitely genetic. My dad had a brother (RIP) who was gay...and my younger brother is gay. Also, my dad also has a lesbian cousin...and I'm bi, and I'm suspecting that one of my female cousins might be a lesbian.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    tumblingdice
    South Carolina
    Who's got the hotest/nastiest profile pics
    Me...all stored in my computer, hahahahahahahaha. No,really club_goer has some nice tits in his profile and I like to see them every day. I'd go with him.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Legalize Prostitution To Help Save Us From Fiscal Cliff
    The legalization of prostitution is something that must be done soon.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Other Review Sites
    I can't access Alucard's website.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Is it Time for a Forum Moderator Now - Yes or No?
    I don't know about that, Doc_Holliday...
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Complaining to Management
    It's actually the other way around; dancers complaining to management are the ones that are effective. I had managers kicking customers that had trespassed dancers boundaries, but only very few girls getting penalized for customer's complains (eg. a dancer being physically aggressive to a customer for no apparent reason). A manager is not going to give a crap about a dancer who over charges. We can charge you guys more, management can't do anything to us about that since we don't work FOR the club. Also, management (in some clubs) encourage us to overcharge you guys. So, the next idiot who complains about being overcharged is wasting his time. Us overcharging for dances make the club more money since those are more fees that we have to pay to the club (remember that we pay to work in the club). If more clubs make their dancers their employees, then go ahead and complain.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Is it Time for a Forum Moderator Now - Yes or No?
    Yes, especially after reading some of the things in here.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    So yeah this seriously happened to me at a strip club recently.
    Just say no. Every time I had a dude saying the "maybe later", I'll make sure he gets none by telling all the other dancers he's not spending if he had used that line for a second time (I had have plenty of "maybe later" turned into yes when coming the second time). For the most part, it works because no dancer approaches him afterwards. Again, just say no or say you're waiting on someone else. Honesty is the best key.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Fat Hispanic Dancers.
    And of course, and I will say this again; BITCHES IN AUSTIN DO NOT WORK THE FUCKING POLE! Not even a simple spin, not even to climb it; and hey, I'm no Felix Cane myself but I do enough antics to stay in shape. If they only knew the super workout pole dancing really is, they would not be fat!!!!
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Fat Hispanic Dancers.
    Thanks for the clarification, Papi!!! @Che: I may have a pinch of Indigenous blood in me (like 1/256) because my genetic make up is the complete opposite, for I'm tall and very muscular (I'm the type of person who looks up to 30 pounds lighter due to muscles). Because of that, one of the most popular requests I get from you guys is beating y'all to the "ground".
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Always Remember, They're Strippers . . . . .
    I agree with Jester. The customers who think we are all a bunch of cheap crack whores are much more worse than PLs.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Always Remember, They're Strippers . . . . .
    You didn't read the first paragraph completely, do you?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Levy Tran
    I'd give her an 7.5. I'm not too fond of tattoos. She'd be at least a 9 if she had fewer or no tats.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Always Remember, They're Strippers . . . . .
    The job market for vets and people attached to the reserve and national guard sucks. In this economy, the last thing an employer wants to hear from his/her employees is this: "oh, my unit/company/command/squadron/battalion is deploying next week, be back next year". That's why I'm stripping. I don't have personality disorders, I don't have daddy issues, I don't do drugs, I only have one baby daddy (my spouse), I finished with college...and yes, I don't do extras (so don't even ask).
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Leonard313
    Michigan
    Fake Reviews (If you were a stripper writing one)
    I had written similar reviews, but my reviews are not for the customers but for the other dancers.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Strip club movie summaries
    Striptease, Dancing @ the Blue Iguana, and Magic Mike are the best stripping movies so far. I can totally see why OP gives MM a one star; it's a sausage fest with some of the hottest male bodies of showbusiness (Joe Manganiello is there!!!!). I can identify a bit with Striptease because I've been having a hard time getting vanilla job and stripping was my solution (for the ones who didn't know, I'm in the reserve component of some military branch and most employers don't want employees who are gone quite often), and Dancing @ the Blue Iguana is a very realistic view on the everyday life of most dancers.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    The opposite of a shill review.
    I had posted reviews in here, and some had been flagged as "shill", but is because I don't post reviews for customers but for the other dancers.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Fat Hispanic Dancers.
    I just had a kid and I'm a Latin American dancer (don't look too "Hispanic", though, despite I'm a country girl from PR), and I don't look fat. I have post baby pics, wanna see them?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Let's talk about big boobs
    I posted this out of curiosity not because I want to hava 'em done. At this moment, I am lactating so they are very, very large. After I'm done with that, they'll shrink back to their original size. I much rather lift them than making them larger in the future. Bigger boobs hadn't made any significant impact on me. I love seeing everyone's opinions in here, especially since I had a friend who wants to dance but she thinks her flat chest will be an obstacle. I think this will help her see the light.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Mobile, AL
    Thanks. I needed some info on Mobile.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Cool waitress
    There is a club around where I live where waitresses can also sell dances.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Are DC area clubs really that bad?
    The Baltimore area is the best.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    If all Strippers were fat would you continue to patronize Strip Clubs?
    Well, if I wasn't as tall as I am I'd probably be considered fat. My butt is very large, but it looks alright for my height and body physique.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Stripper shot while dancing in club denied Worker's Compensation
    That's why it's so important for dancers to pay their taxes, so they can file for SS benefits due to events like this one.