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Comments by she_is_covfefe (page 10)

  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Questions about Austin
    Several of y'all had send me PMs.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    The Celebrity Least Likely to . . .
    Jennifer Lopez. She's just plain average to me.
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    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Urban Rumors: Foot Size
    Women's size are two sizes smaller than a men's size. For example, if I was to buy a men's shoe for me, I'd buy it on a size eight or nine.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Where can I find my kind of strip club away from Texas
    I say it again: bitches in Austin don't know how to work the fucking pole! Pole dancing is a very good form of exercise that burns fat and tones the body at the same time. If only they knew how to do a simple butterfly, a diva, a cross, climb the pole, and several spins (from basics like the fireman, and the carrousel, to more complex spins like the helicopter), they would not be that fat. Also, if bitches would stop drinking they'd be far more thinner. One or two drinks per shift twice a week is understandable, but five drinks PER SHIFT? No, that's just empty calories.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Urban Rumors: Foot Size
    So, I should have a dick 'cause I wear size eleven...
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Titty Club or Booty Club
    Any club where customers aren't cheap works for me.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Where can I find my kind of strip club away from Texas
    I had been in a few Austin clubs (not dancing there yet, PM about that), and I've seen both. In Expose, there are tons of skinny girls, but also flat where it matters (no T or A), to make an example. Most BYOB (full nude) clubs would hire anything. Another thing that seems to contribute to the problem with fatties; BITCHES IN AUSTIN DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THE FUCKING POLE!!!!!! If they would know how to, they'd be thinner.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Stripper leaves BF for customer.
    Jackslash-I do not set up for losers, thanks very much; I don't mingle with guys that are tattooed, drug addicted and dumb. Thanks again for another generalization. But yes, I am comfortable with a male counterpart: I feel most comfortable with a college educated man and/or with a man who did time in the military. And no, I would never leave my spouse for a customer; I'll just milk the customer ITC, it's easier and less drama that way.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Why No OTC?
    @adventure1; yeah...
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Questions about Austin
    I am a member of SW, but this site is more reliable when it comes to ask for specific club info. SW is more for hustling and beauty tips, and for venting.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Club DJs that won't STFU!
    I hate them too, especially the ones who do not stop talking. A way too talkative DJ can be a dealbreaker when applying to work at clubs.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Revolution
    Virginia
    Cheating
    They are both bad.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Customers, What Kind of Stage Names Do You Prefer? Outrageous, porn star-esque
    I always use real sounding names that start with the letter J, like Joey, Jillian, Jan, Jane, Jess, etc.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Darkblue999
    Somewhere in the club
    Have you seen 250 customers in a strip club
    And you have a problem with dancers not allowing you to touch their tits? Thanks for letting us know the kind of customer you are.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Your Experiences with BYOB Clubs
    They sure are a huge pain in the butt! We (the dancers) have to pay outrageous house fees!
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    GF issues with my SC fetish
    Have you ever asked her if she would like to dance in a SC? Would you think that'll do?
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Pregnant dancers
    So, in other words, you would not have sex with a pregnant woman. Whether she's your wife, girlfriend, etc.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Pregnant dancers
    ^Why you say that? I've wanted to know what is disgusting about them? I had never thought they are.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Pregnant dancers
    To the dude that says he feel disgusted by preggo dancers, is there a reason why you feel disgusted by pregnant dancers? If you were married and impregnated your wife, would you also feel disgusted by her as well?
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    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Pregnant dancers
    Oh sorry. I was studying for some things related to a vanilla job (internet servers). I like all the opinions. I decided to put my DBZ t shirt picture in here instead of a nicer one just because. I like my DBZ picture.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Cops having Sex with Strippers?
    That'll teach those sluts to not provide extras!
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Rate the Hottie --> The Most Beautiful Face in the World?
    For being the most beautiful face all over the UK, she's pretty. The UK has ugly women, and this one seems to be the best they have.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Butt Slapping
    No and yes. If I'm dancing, I do it as a way to call the attention (since most of the girls "clack" the stage with their heels...and my buttcheeks sound really loud when I smack them). It does turn me on ONLY when my man is the one spanking me when I'm riding him in reverse (since I kinda have an Electra complex).
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    ThreeJ
    Massachusetts
    A TUSCL Glossary
    I learned all those acronyms OTJ.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Vice cops: Norfolk a hotbed for Web prostitution
    I had been asked many times if I'm a cop because I just offer non sexual private dances (anybody familiar with the Hampton Roads area clubs knows that none of the clubs offer nude private dances nor champagne rooms); there is some touching involved, but nothing sexual. In occasions, I had encountered with actual cops; one of their giveways is that when they are paying you for the service, they insist on handling the money to my hands, their haircuts/facial hair, and of course, when they are opening the wallet, paying keen attention to anything that is police related (e.g. a fraternal order of police card, etc). I actually had a cop asking me for a sexual favor, but I just remained quiet, got dressed and left. Last, but not least; I am also a vet, and yes, the military is very, very, very forgiving with prostitution (I had a chief who was always hiring prostitutes every time he was over seas...and he has all gold hash marks and has been in for about 22 years). I also had several military customers who think they are entitled to discounts; I do not give them discounts, they're not special.