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Comments by gillydon

  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    smell
    slightly musky, slightly fishy. Not like sweaty balls.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Stripper lies I don't want to hear
    I don't even like the far-fetched entertaining lies, or the insincere flattery lies. I prefer the ones that tell the truth. Not the "you're old and ugly and I'm only next to you because my desparateness for money exceeds your repulsiveness" kind of truths, but the kind where they do find something they genuinely like about you.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Why would she do this? Keep a used rubber.....in her handbag!
    She was eyeing how much there was because she's going to impregnate herself later using the semen from the rubber. After a paternity test confirms the kid is yours, she'll be able to live off the child support from you, and the kid will also be a USA citizen, which will allow her to stay in the country.
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    13 years ago
    chimark
    Illinois
    priorities for choosing a stripper
    for me, the order of priorities would be: 1) Looks (including age and body type) 2) Attention (including eye contact) 3) Sincerity (an insincere "you're so handsome!" doesn't anything for me) 4) Dance ability and value (what I get for what I spend) 5) Everything else I have never met a dancer with similar interests and passions; having similar interests and passions would meant they come from a particular background that would make it highly unlikely that they would need or want to be dancing.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Stripper : all I want for Christmas is a......
    14. college education 15. normal job that pays well
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    OT: Sex 6 times a day with the worlds fattest woman.
    I wouldn't want to see her dancing on stage.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    snowtime
    Georgia
    Your Club Expectations
    "CTQWERTY I guess Detroit would be classified as an 11: even the staff does OTC." haha, would a bj from a bouncer cost more than from a dancer?
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Text from current favorite: "I feel like u don't love me anymore”
    lol gmd
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Text from current favorite: "I feel like u don't love me anymore”
    Never happened to me. You can lust after them, but in most cases it'd be very foolish (and a recipe for going broke) to be in love with one of them. How did you reply?
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Christmas/New Year's In Hawaii With A Dancer
    I can't imagine living 2 weeks without internet or TV.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Customers that are always expecting tons of mileage and/or extras
    Do you have any tips for how to get those dirty extras dancers prosecuted? Should we start wearing hidden audio recording devices?
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Any $20 High Mileage Laps in Seattle Area?
    @ Club_Goer, skeets35: It's probably just differences in how everyone's defining two-way touching.
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    13 years ago
    Any $20 High Mileage Laps in Seattle Area?
    @Stiletto Didn't all the Talents West clubs (Honeys, Ricks) get shut down? Pandoras claims to have some management from Talents West but as far as I can tell from the reviews, it's run fairly strict. I don't think exist any Seattle area clubs right now where you can expect ITC BJ/FS for any price from a pretty girl. (unless you offered them like $1,000 and they were planning on quitting the job soon anyway) I hate the clubs where you haggle the prices. I've encountered that occasionally at the Pike Place Deja Vu ("if you pay $x more per dance then you can see or do (something more)"), however that has been a disappointment every single time. If what you want to do is above the dancer's comfort level, it'll still be above her comfort level even if you're paying a bit more. Posted $30 dances are on average higher mileage than posted $20 dances, but the specific mileage level you get will always depend on what your specific dancer is comfortable with. The highest mileage I've ever seen was one specific dancer at Little Darlings, but the average dance there is one way touch.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    disconnect from younger dancers?
    Well that's just the first survey with lots of responses that I found when I did a web search for what age girls are sexiest. The point of posting that was just to show that even though preferences and experiences will vary from guy to guy, there is a significant portion that believe 18-21 to have the best bodies.
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    13 years ago
    disconnect from younger dancers?
    @ Stiletto I guess this topic is targeted at those who do think 18-21 have the best bodies, e.g., http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=133816861&page=1
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Ultimate Strip club
    I don't know if other guys would be into this, but I liked how Safari Show Club also had an outdoor pole and pool, so you can see dancers in natural sunlight during summer days.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    disconnect from younger dancers?
    It can if they're good at it and you're willing to suspend disbelief for a bit.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    disconnect from younger dancers?
    @ Dougster Aside from being potential "whores to pay to fuck," I think one of the best things dancers offer is that for some amount of time you can get the complete attention of a really hot girl, and she can make you feel wanted and special.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    New feature - Personalized Recommendations
    You could use collaborative filtering - "people who liked the same clubs as you also gave high ratings to the following clubs ..." It would be funny if this were done at a dancer level. "Your favorites seem to be Kitten and Barbie. Other PLs who liked Kitten and Barbie also gave high ratings to Mercedes and Lola." Presumably this would implicitly end up matching on factors such as body type, mileage, overall type of experience.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Nice girls finish last...
    Maybe he felt you could 'make it on your own' today not because you're an attractive blonde, but because you were already with another guy and didn't make yourself free for him even though you guys had already arranged for dances.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Exit Strategy
    If it's someone you've never gotten dances from before or someone who has problems counting, after every dance you can make sure you two have the same count ("it's been 5 dances so far right?")
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    A Confession
    I think the only way a straight 31-year-old in America with a job would have never seen a real pair of boobs naked is if he had strict religious beliefs he was adhering to.
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    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    A Dilemma Resolved
    Which of your life decisions will we get to vote on next? :)
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    What Percentage Of Strippers Do You Think Know Of/Read TUSCL?
    My guess would be 1%. This site seems to be more for patrons than dancers. I also think that stripclublist gets more traffic. If the dancer that gave you the air dance is getting less business now I would not attribute that to any negative review you may have left here about her dance skills, rather I would attribute that to all the club regulars having learned (through trial and error or through observation) that she doesn't give good private dances, and not going for her. When I read online about a specific dancer giving good or bad dances I don't really expect that to be a good indicator of the quality of dance that I would get. There are many factors that affect the quality of any particular dance (e.g., which manager is on shift, how badly the dancer needs money that day, the vibe the dancer gets about whether you're a cop, the vibe the dancer gets about how much money you're likely to spend, your appearance and behavior, whether the dancer is having a good or bad day, and so on), and these factors are constantly changing.
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    13 years ago
    Nudity & Sports: Is It What the Fans Want?
    Nude sports might be popular as an adult website theme, but it would be hard to set it up as something mainstream because the big advertisers want to keep their family friendly image.