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A Confession

I've never been in a strip club. :( In fact, I've never been in a Hooters. Or seen a real pair of boobs naked. D:

I am a 31 yr old virgin that works in accounting at looks at porn evry night.

That's me!

14 comments

  • mjx01
    13 years ago
    Doc, I feel for you on the not getting laid part, but seriously where the heck do you live where there isn't a stip club within reasonable driving distance?
  • gillydon
    13 years ago
    I think the only way a straight 31-year-old in America with a job would have never seen a real pair of boobs naked is if he had strict religious beliefs he was adhering to.
  • Rlionheart
    13 years ago
    Since I'm not buying this, where is the other shoe?
  • mjx01
    13 years ago
    Bullshit alert! Doc posted this another thread... Dude can't have it both ways.

    Doc_Holliday

    09/17/11 4:16 PM
    I hadn't thought about that. But, but Doug is probably right. The problem is the one asshole overshadows the ten gentlemen that came before him.

    It's just the opposite of how I feel and talk about dancers. The six or so good girls I keep in contact with overshadow the four bad experiences I have had and the countless vultures and poor salesladies that approach me every time I enter a strip club. I say they are all good girls and I want to defend them from the pigs and mongers, when really, most probably aren't very good girls.
  • mjx01
    13 years ago
    more bullshit alert from another thread:

    Doc_Holliday

    09/17/11 4:05 PM
    A phone number is good, but it could be for business. I have gotten every dancer's number I asked for this year (compared to non-strippers, where I get about half of them). But only a fourth have lead to something outside of the club happening.

    But, you should always ask and see where it leads.
  • harrydave
    13 years ago
    The next confession will cover the sex change operation and his fondness for animals.
  • gatorfan
    13 years ago
    fuck strip clubs when you can see Hooters girls in orange shorts fondeling some breasts with some hot sauce
  • steve229
    13 years ago
    Some guys come on this board and try too hard to get noticed.
  • gatorfan
    13 years ago
    and some guys come on this board noticing to get hard
  • Dougster
    13 years ago
    Doc is posting some funny shit now. He also seems to be taking tuscl about as seriously as it should be taken, i.e. not at all.
  • mikeya02
    13 years ago
    Yes Doug, fucking your whore mother jokes are soooo hilarious. And your well thought out, sleep inducing posts trying to jedi mind trick us into agreeing with you are also hilarious. You dont call strippers whores to their face. Admit it! You actually love them.
  • Dougster
    13 years ago
    Holy shit, what's with all the attention I'm getting from mike and steve and all these other homos lately? Sorry guys, nothing wrong with you alternative lifestyle choice, but I'm not interested! Can't they just try and hook up with each other? Now that would actually make sense.
  • mikeya02
    13 years ago
    now its a homo crack. How very doug like. Watch your language, C,mon, cant take a joke?
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    Give us some club reviews you little shit !
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