Comments by MrDeuce (page 46)

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    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    Does it make me a pathetic looser?
    No, but your spelling of "loser" does :) Congrats on getting your job back!
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    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Anybody tried this stuff?
    Yes, wanker, "less than $1 a dose". Read what rockstar wrote. If he pays $50 for 10 tabs of 150 mg each and splits each one into six 25-mg doses, then he is paying about 83 cents per 25-mg dose. The last time my, um, friend bought Vitamin V, a couple of years ago from some online outfit based in India, he paid something like $150 for 100 pills that were 100 mg each. Since he splits each 100-mg pill in half, he pays about 75 cents per 50-mg dose. So yes, a little "erection-booster" can be had for under a dollar a dose.
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    8 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    Video that broke the Internet: Katee Life does a striptease in reverse
    Katee Life's team monitors the Internet constantly for topless or nude videos of her that aren't on KateeLife.com and removes them.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    What would you rate her?
    I'd give her an 8 -- great face and ass -- but "her tits are too small" :)
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    8 years ago
    What is tipping etiquette at large fancy clubs?
    Sorry, I don't understand the question. What is a "large fancy club"? I'm only familiar with small, mid- to low-end clubs :) I often tip favorite dancers or those who put on an especially good show two singles or a deuce (hence my handle), but almost never more than that. Surprisingly, many dancers get offended when I offer to drop a deuce on them. Why do you suppose that is?
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    8 years ago
    4got2wipe
    In a brilliant place!
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
    Excellent topic, 4got! Kudos for the Latin title of your thread. This phrase, attributed to the Roman poet Juvenal, or its English translation "Who will watch the watchmen?" has appeared repeatedly in modern culture, from "The Simpsons" and "Star Trek: TNG" to "Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice" and "Person of Interest" and, most notably, in the movie "Watchmen" and the graphic novel on which it's based. Who, indeed, will guard us from our guardians? This is one of the crucial issues of our times. I have nothing profound to add to this discussion except to say that my fellow denizens of the Right should avoid automatic support for the police just as the Left should eschew kneejerk accusations against the police.
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    8 years ago
    Aurum
    Ontario
    Detroit Monday Afternoon ?
    Speaking for myself, if I were near the airport on a Monday afternoon, I would at least give Henry VIII in Inkster a quick look. Since it's $10 dance day, the dancer turnout tends to be quite high and you might find someone to your liking. On two Monday afternoon visits to Henry's, I've gotten good to excellent BBBJCIMs for $100 or so -- and the first chick was *very* attractive, a ditsy blonde with big tits. If, as is all too possible, you see no one worth getting "dances" from, you're just 3 miles away from the Criket, where dancer quality is certainly higher and extras are widely available.
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    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Georgia to vote on millions for sexually exploited children
    ^ Excellent (and amusing) observation, Dougster!
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    how much does it cost to have a CF/ATF/DS
    Recently I stumbled into what I call a low-rent SD/SB arrangement when my ATF decided to take a couple of months (?) off from dancing but offered to keep seeing me OTC. Instead of giving her money each time I take her out or spend the night at her place, I offered to pay her $950 rent in exchange for "about 2-3 dates a month with 4-5 VIPs a month" (as we euphemistically refer to sexual activities of any kind, since it all began a few months ago with simultaneous BBBJCIM and DATY in the VIP room at her club). She was delighted with this arrangement, which can be canceled or modified by either of us at any time. So far so good: I spent a Sunday afternoon with her two weeks ago and am spending this coming Monday night and another Monday night two weeks later with her in her apartment. She gets her major expense paid and I get reliable and pleasant eye/arm candy for dates plus a very compatible bed partner, though our sexual activity so far has been restricted, as it was in the club, to oral. This promises to change soon, probably on Monday!
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    8 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    Nothing's hotter than a girl with her hair perfectly done give a a BJ
    Q: What do you call a stripper with two ponytails? A: A blowjob with handlebars!
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    What are you most known for on TUSCL?
    All of these made sense to me except Jackmd's reference to Ralphyboy. Who's he? I assume he wrote well, but I've never seen a post by him on this board.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Epic Fail: Taking a Civie Girl to a Strip Club
    Later this fall I hope to spend *two* days and nights (about 40 hours straight) with my ATF. We had no trouble whatsoever occupying ourselves for a single overnight date lasting 16 hours: dinner, making out, round #1 of adult fun, sleep, round #2, and brunch filled the time nicely. However, I'm looking for activities to fill *another* 24 hours, especially that afternoon between our first brunch and our second dinner. Since she's a stripper currently taking a few weeks off, I think she'll be down with hitting the day shifts at a couple of strip clubs. Furthermore, she's bisexual, so I suspect she'll want to do some lappers -- with or without me :)
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    8 years ago
    Celebrity Hotness Contest: In-her-prime Beyonce vs In-her-prime Rihanna
    Beyoncé, in her prime, was one of the most beautiful women in the world, fo' shizzle. RiRi is just OK.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Phone Numbers
    I suppose I get a stripper's digits at least 90% of the time if I ask for it, but usually they offer it up. I use strippers' numbers mostly to find out when they're working at clubs that I don't visit often. The only times I *call* are when we're fine-tuning pick-up or meeting details for an OTC date.
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    What are you most known for on TUSCL?
    SJG is known for long-winded far-left Christian-hating rants and for the Mexican subterranean sombrero circuit. 4got2wipe is known for rimjobs and for his dachshund and frog friends. Subraman is known for spending hours ITC with a favorite stripper. Gawker is known for his honesty about enabling his heroin-using whore of an ATF for many years. Papi_Chulo is known for loving big-bootied ebony beauties and for long, extremely detailed reviews. Desertscrub is known for posting "club ad of the day" props over and over and over and over and over and . . . I'm told that LDK82 is known for jizzing in his pants.
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    8 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    OTC at Her House
    I've seen three different strippers OTC a total of seven times since December. The first five times were just after-dinner (or, in one case, before-breakfast) BJs in my hotel room, but the last two were in the apartment of my ATF. Having spent *many* hours with her ITC and one night in a hotel room, I felt that I knew her well and readily agreed to move our fun to her place. She lives in a nice-enough apartment, recently converted from commercial use, in an upscale suburb of her city. It's a little messy but fully furnished and has a living room, eat-in kitchen, bathroom, and two bedrooms. (She is childless and currently single.) I *love* visiting her there, since I save the cost of a hotel room and she's comfortable on her home turf, and can't wait for our next rendezvous in a little over a week. At the other extreme, one of my other two OTC girls has lived in cheap motel rooms for several months with her three daughters. Her life is in perpetual chaos as she lurches from one crisis to another: no money for the room, homelessness, days without food, medical issues, etc. etc. On two occasions I have taken her to dinner -- Olive Garden and a Mexican place -- and then to my hotel room for a little adult fun. Come to think of it, one time she stayed overnight and I took her to brunch the next day. She tells me that the only time she eats really well is when I'm in town :)
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    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    OT: The Last Word on the Presidential Campaign
    Yeah, Hillary was a 17-year-old Goldwater girl on Election Day 1964 so she's not a leftie today. That makes complete sense. She may have been superficially less leftwing than Obama when they were both in the Senate, but it's obvious that her hard-fought campaign against Bernie Sanders for the Democratic nomination drove her distinctly -- and permanently -- leftward on a number of issues. I maintain that she would be an even more leftwing president than Obama has been. Leftists (I tend to avoid the term "liberal", as it used to be a good thing) make the mistake of calling Hillary "conservative" because she is (a) in the pocket of Wall Street and (b) a warmonger. Neither of these is intrinsic to conservatism, and neither precludes her from being a leftist.
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    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    OT: The Last Word on the Presidential Campaign
    As a long-time Republican voter who has favored the Libertarian candidate in some recent elections, I find the argument that a vote for a third party is a vote for Clinton ludicrous. If I cast my vote for Gary Johnson, then I am explicitly *not* voting for either the utterly corrupt leftie Clinton nor for the authoritarian nationalist (*not* conservative!) Trump. Why is that hard to understand? As a matter of fact, I'm finding Gary Johnson pretty thin gruel as a standard-bearer for the libertarian cause and will probably, for the first time in my adult life, vote for *nobody* for President.
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    8 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Yes or No ?
    No. Her face is too old and her body is too thin for my taste. I'll bet her tits are both too small and fake. Pass.
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    8 years ago
    George209
    California
    Info on a girl at kh8
    I lost my decoder ring. What's a kh8?
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    8 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Desperation
    Fulsome?
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    8 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    Page 3 goddess Charlotte Springer
    Papi, those zaftig chocolate bunnies have spoiled you. Charlotte has at least double-D's!
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    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Battle Creek businesses look to ban strip clubs along Dickman Road
    There's already a strip club called Heart Beats on Avenue A, just a short distance off Dickman Road, plus another on the east side of town. This little burg can't support a third strip club anyway. Dickman -- heh, heh.
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    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    $20 for a HJ at your table vs $150 for a BBBJ in VIP?
    I would almost always choose the $150 BJ. I did once get an unsolicited HJ under the table at Sugar's Uptown Cabaret in Austin. I gave her $20 and bounced since my visit had ended unexpectedly early :)
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Bareback
    Nope, I don't want to get gastric ulcers in my peen :)