Comments by MrDeuce (page 45)

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Lap dance prices
    When I started the hobby in 1994, dances were always $10 at the two clubs I visited most, and I seldom spent more than that until about 10 years ago. Over the years the cost of a lap dance has gone up to $15 and $20 at these two clubs and at most others in Illinois/Indiana. Now the only places where I can still find $10 lappers are the Hip Hugger in Kokomo (always) and a few clubs in Indy such as Babes and Harem House (on Tuesdays only). Now I'm used to spending $20 for a dance, though I buy fewer at $20 than I did at $10. On rare occasions I've paid $30 for a nude lap dance at Jimmy's, Club O, or Club 390 in the south suburbs of Chicago, but they are rarely worth it.
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    8 years ago
    impala
    The People's Republic of Pennsylvania
    First extras
    It took almost 20 years from the beginning of my regular strip clubbing (in 1994) until my first extra (BBBJCIM in 2013). For most of that time, I was only dimly aware that extras were even an option, let alone OTC play. After all, Chris Rock taught me back in the late 90s that ""no matter what a stripper tells you/There's no sex in the Champagne Room."
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Club Visits vs. Reviews You Post On TUSCL
    I agree with goosman: one of my peeves about the current system of granting VIP access to TUSCL is that a short, poorly written, uninformative review routinely earns its author as much access as an encyclopedic, highly informative review by such sterling authors as Papi_Chulo.
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    8 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Club Visits vs. Reviews You Post On TUSCL
    Having written 101 reviews of 77 different clubs in the past six years or so, my review-writing pace has slowed way down. Nowadays I write a review only when I visit a new club (which rarely happens any more) or something has changed substantially since my last review of an old club. I think my only new clubs this year are Hot Bodies in Austin and Blackjack's in Elgin, IL.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Jascoi
    mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
    strip club pl veteran. are you one?
    22+ years as a regular. My first strip club was called something like Tingel-Tangel in Cologne, Germany in 1978. For 20+ of those years I never even thought about OTC, but three different strippers have broached the subject this year. I've enjoyed their company a total of eight times, mostly in hotel rooms but twice in the apartment of my favorite. It really seems to be true that once you get your first OTC experience under your belt, subsequent ones are much easier.
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    8 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    I am done.
    Sure you are :)
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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    50-question (made up) 'Purity' Test for SC goers
    I scored about 20, but I'm not revealing which 20 I answered Yes to.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Go away LF
    txtittyfag, of course, would be a worthy 4th addition to my ignore list (if I were still adding people). He, too, never posts anything worth reading. But larryfisherman? Come on -- he's relatively interesting. For one thing, he makes me feel frugal in my strip club spending :)
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    Go away LF
    Why all the hate for larryfisherman? There are *much* more annoying TUSCLers than him! Timex345, for example. Dougster, of course. And let's not forget RandomMember! My ignore list is shorter than it used to be, but if I were to expand it, these three would be the next additions.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    when a dancer whispers in your ear...
    Funny you should mention that, sc. That's the first thing she ever did to me, when I tipped her on stage a week earlier! I'm not a big fan of tongue-in-ear in general, but she can do pretty much whatever she wants with me :)
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    8 years ago
    Timex345
    Illinois
    Oh yeah!
    So you wasted bandwidth on TUSCL. (And so did I, just now.)
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    when a dancer whispers in your ear...
    ^ ha! How about: "When you're inside me, I feel nothing!" or "Is that really the erect version?" First time in VIP with my ATF, back in early April, she whispered in my ear "I was hoping to get a little naughty with you, but now D is in here with a customer!" I whispered back: "D never objects when a guy goes down on her, so I'm sure she won't object if you go down on me!" Done! Now I sleep at her place every other week. Sometimes you *can* believe those sweet nothings that they whisper in your ear.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Larry Fisherman Exposed for fragulent behavour
    I've heard chacken fangers smell pretty fragulent when you dip 'em in hot sauce.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    Another OTC Session
    Glad it worked out better this time. Once you get one OTC under your belt, they get a lot easier.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    do you have a special strip club outfit?
    Warm weather: dark sweat shorts, golf shirt, and sandals. Rest of the year: dark sweat pants, golf shirt, and sneakers. In my defense, this is how I dress by choice all the time (except at work). Strippers that I care about *love* my clothes. If they don't, I don't care about them!
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    8 years ago
    occurious
    California
    Surprising stripper conversations
    One summer many years ago I befriended a gorgeous stripper, at the Silver Bullet in Urbana, who was half-Hawaiian and half-Japanese and had big natural tits with pierced nipples. (Mmm . . . I can still picture her/them!) I found out she was a graduate student in engineering at the University of Illinois, she found out that I know a lot about math, so we conversed one night about second-order differential equations. *That* was not your usual strip club conversation!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    spin. gimme 5 things you're putting in your personal SC Hall of Shame
    ^ That's for sure!
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    8 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    the last dancer who stepped up her game / improved
    I can think of one recent example, a girl-next-door type who started in summer of last year at my usual weeknight club. I noticed her early on because of her phenomenal rack and great conversational skills, but her lap dances were only so-so. Fast forward one year: Now her body is as sensational as ever, her face and hair are somehow edgier, more "stripper-y" . . . and her grind is so skilled that she gets me off almost every time, which is harder to do than it used to be!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    ?
    Seriously, though I don't keep track, I'm certain that I've spent tens of thousands over the past 22+ years. For over 20 years I spent only a couple of thou a year, but in recent years it's been several thousand and this year, with my newfound interest in OTC dates and *lots* of ITC BJs, I'm sure I've burned through over $10K. Overall I have no regrets, though there have been some "loans" to strippers this year that I wish I could get back :)
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    8 years ago
    ?
    I have spent half of my fortune on wine, women and song. The other half I just wasted :)
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    8 years ago
    Cumming during lap dances !
    Who TF is VGER?
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    8 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    Questions about article submission
    Update: The article that I submitted on 9/10, titled "My OTC Career, Part 1: Unpromising Beginnings", was finally published yesterday, 10/1. As soon as it appeared, I submitted its sequel, titled "My OTC Career, Part 2: A Veritable Shit Storm of Chaos", which you should expect to see in about three weeks.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Best Nude Chicago Strip Club
    Heavenly Bodies is OK but is the opposite of a nude club. Dancers must leave their tops on while on stage. Even in the lap dance area, they merely pull their tits out of their bras, and touching is discouraged. Club 390 in Chicago Heights and Club O in Harvey are allegedly nude clubs, but in practice most of the girls don't take off their bottoms on stage, offering peeks at most. This leaves Skybox, also in Harvey, as the best nude club. In my experience, all of the girls here get nekkid on stage every time.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Would you get a dance from her?
    Yes, I would absolutely get dances from her! I don't give a fuck about dancers' ill-informed political opinions, anyway. "Dairy queen", indeed -- she just has nice C+ cup titties.
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    8 years ago
    Too "Sterile"
    I believe that pheromones and their effect on the opposite sex are real, but I want my strippers to smell freshly showered and with as little perfume as possible. One of the things that I appreciate about my ATF is that her pussy simply smells and tastes clean -- no funk, no perfume, just clean.