Comments by MrDeuce (page 41)

  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Did that Dumb Whore NinaBambina Also Call the Election Wrong?
    I have it! Douchester should go back to attacking Alucard, an argument that he might actually win
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    8 years ago
    Did that Dumb Whore NinaBambina Also Call the Election Wrong?
    What a bitter, sad little man Douchester is! From where I'm sitting, NinaBambina thrashes him every time. He should go back to picking on Dugan . . . or, better yet, take another extended break from TUSCL.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    The Perfect Boobs that make you LDK
    ^ Why would a blind person even bother with TUSCL? I'm not crazy about her face, but . . . she does *not* need implants and she is *not* saggy! SMH
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    8 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Hey NotaDoctorPhil (aka DoogieDumbass), I don't want a European-style parliament
    Does *anyone* find zipman remotely entertaining? Like many on the Left, he seems to have become completely unhinged since Trump won the Presidency and the GOP held both houses of Congress. It reminds me of the great McCain riots of 2008 and the famous Romney riots of 2016. Oh, wait . . . Chinese democracy rox! ??? American "democracy" sux! ??? Ignore.
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    8 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    The Perfect Boobs that make you LDK
    I must *not* be a homo because she, like most strippers, could make me lapgasm by rubbing those titties on Deuce Jr. for a couple of dances. Come to think of it, my last non-BJ orgasm in a strip club occurred back in October when a voluptuous ebony beauty, at my request, got down on her knees (in a rather public lap dance area in a non-extras club!), wrapped her magnificent mammaries around my member, and manipulated him to ecstasy. It was a tittyfuck through two layers of clothing.
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    8 years ago
    Babs at 74
    True confession: My love for Jews began in 1970 when I saw my first Barbra Streisand movie, "On a Clear Day You Can See Forever". Since then I've never missed one of her movies and, of course, have gone back to see the earlier ones. I would have loved to get freaky with Babs any time in the 70s or 80s. I especially love her zaftig bod and her noble Hebrew schnozz! I tell people, when they ask me why I have such a thing for Jews, that I am La Streisand's biggest conservative straight male Gentile fan -- a vanishingly small set indeed :)
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    8 years ago
    LecherousMonk
    Mom's basement
    Open Thread Re: Talking Shop v. Playing Dumb--and the Relative Advantages and Di
    Strippers quickly figure out that this isn't my first rodeo, so there's no reason to play dumb, but I certainly don't volunteer that I'm a regular on TUSCL, nor do I let them know how frequently I get extras. Just as they often don't want us to know how easy they are, I don't want them to know that about me :)
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    8 years ago
    larryfisherman
    California
    Weekly club visits
    I've never visited the same strip club more than twice in a week. However, occasionally I will visit a club twice in a day. If I don't find what I'm looking for in the afternoon, sometimes I go to dinner and a movie and then return to see the night shift. For example, on Halloween I hit Dollie's in Washington Park between about 5 and 6. A CBJ from an old favorite didn't get the job done, so I went to dinner and a movie in St Louis and returned around 10. A young lovely attached herself to me and offered BBBJCIM for $50. How could I say no to that? I even tipped her $30 for a job well done!
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    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Joanna Krupa sues Tampa strip club for using her image without permission to pro
    Yes! This Slavic seductress is highly fuckable. Here's all you need to know: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tb2nd_joanna-krupa-goes-topless-during-beach-trip-in-miami_people (0:45) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4xb7oi_joanna-krupa-strips-down-to-enjoy-the-view-at-her-cover-shoot_people (0:38) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-1047645/Busty-reality-star-Joanna-Krupa-goofs-around-topless-shoot.html (0:31) These vids are OK, but some of her best work is in still photos: http://www.egoallstars.com/2013/10/joanna-krupa-topless-pictures-wicked-hot-candidly-spying-on-joanna-during-desert-photoshoot http://www.egoallstars.com/2013/09/joanna-krupa-nip-slip-a-miami-wardrobe-malfunction-or-was-it (11 photos) http://www.egoallstars.com/2013/08/joanna-krupa-topless-bikini-and-sports-bra-weekend-in-miami (10 photos) http://www.egoallstars.com/2013/05/joanna-krupa-topless-poolside-bikini-candid-perfection-thank-god-its-funbags (14 photos) Finally, her vital stats from boobpedia.com: Born: April 23, 1979 (age 37) Warsaw, Poland Ethnicity: Caucasian Nationality: Polish Body Measurements: 36-24-33 in (91-61-84 cm) Bra/cup size: 32D (70D) Height: 5 ft 7 in (1.70 m) Weight: 110 lb (50 kg) Body type: Athletic Eye color: Blue Hair: Blonde
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Did that Dumb Whore NinaBambina Also Call the Election Wrong?
    It's a pleasure to see NinaBambina defending the prestigious U. of Michigan to the supercilious but ignorant Douchester, who apparently thinks that only colleges in the Northeast and perhaps on the West Coast are worth a damn. Next I suppose Douchester will claim that U of Illinois, Purdue, U of Wisconsin, etc. are worthless because they're in flyover country. Fucking coastal snobs!
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    8 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Doogie is mistaken when he says that I hate Trump. How could anybody hate somebo
    ^^^ dallas +702!
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    8 years ago
    Did that Dumb Whore NinaBambina Also Call the Election Wrong?
    This is an exceptionally stupid, hateful thread, starting with the original post. Though I find NinaBambina quite arrogant, I don't understand the hatred directed at her, especially by Douchester. Now the hatred directed at him is eminently understandable. Pushing people's buttons is his shtick. OK, Douchebag, show us how clever you are -- call me a homo.
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    8 years ago
    Breaking News: Trump Resigns!
    SJG, true lefties (such as sclvr and Nina) hate Pence even more than they hate Trump because he's actually a conservative, whereas Trump just pretends to be. As a true leftie yourself, you'll hate Pence soon enough.
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    8 years ago
    Advice on choosing among 4 European cities
    Since you're asking for advice, here's mine: I've been to all four of these cities -- many (6+) times to London and Berlin and once each to Dublin and Zurich. Your remarks about all four strike me as quite ignorant, especially: Dublin : a lot of desperate Catholic nuns. London : (everything you said) Berlin : Work with robots. Fuck with mechanical women. Zurich : Silent women, prudish people limited nightlife but who cares. I love all four of these cities and would welcome the opportunity to live in *any* of them for a year, but I think my choice would be London, the greatest city in the world. It is said that "If you're bored with London, you're bored with life". You could spend the rest of your life in London and its environs and never run out of museums, palaces, churches, restaurants, pubs, parks, etc. etc. to visit. "Dumb place" indeed!
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    8 years ago
    Clubbing alone
    I almost always club alone. On a few occasions in the past year I've clubbed with a friend that I met here on TUSCL. It leads to a very different clubbing style: two guys, two girls, many hours, much alcohol, and beaucoup d'argent. It's fun as an exception, but mostly I prefer going solo.
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    8 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Trumpsta tweets in 2012: electoral college a disaster for democracy! 2016: elect
    Trump won because he won a substantial majority of the electoral votes. This is how we choose our President. Those who don't like it should attempt to amend the Constitution to abolish the Electoral College. As far as I know, no such attempt has even come close. It is *difficult* to amend the Constitution -- as it should be.
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    8 years ago
    Dominic77
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Free admissions coupon for Christie's Cabaret?
    I've been using strip club coupons for as long as I've been clubbing, going back to 1994. Some examples: * Though I've been to Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indy well over 100 times, I have [almost] never paid cover because the local leftie paper Nuvo has a coupon every week. * Likewise, visits to Babe's, Harem House, Silk, and other lower-tier Indy clubs are almost always covered by Nuvo coupons. * I used to print coupons from Club 390 and Skybox in the south Chicago 'burbs from their websites. I believe those have dried up. * I try to hit Jimmy's in Chicago Heights before 10 on Thu-Sat nights, when the $10 cover starts. * My last LD girl at Hots in Battle Creek (or whatever it's called now) gave me a fistful of free entry passes, so I'm covered for my next several visits. * The same thing happened at the Landing Strip in Austin. I won't have to pay cover there for several visits. There is no reason to further enrich SC owners. Money wasted on cover is better spent on strippers!
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    8 years ago
    SuperDude
    Detroit, Michigan
    Is it time to panic?
    jackslash writes: "Pence . . . would outlaw gays and porn along with the right to a safe abortion. Pence does not even believe in evolution. An [sic] religious bigot, Pence doesn't care about freedom of speech or religion or science. He wants to impose a narrow-minded Christianity on everyone." jack, you know I like your posts in general, but this one is tendentious leftwing secular codswallop. Papi_Chulo's objection is really the *least* of my objections. * Pence would not outlaw homosexuality or pornography. * He favors freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and science (you're a little obscure here). * He is a Christian who does not try to impose his religious views on others. * Yes, he is opposed to the fictitious "right to abortion" that the Supreme Court created out of whole cloth in 1973. The presence of Mike Pence in this administration, and the fact that Trump will probably be too inattentive to detail to pursue policy matters consistently, give me some hope for the Trump presidency. I would have voted for a Pence-Trump ticket!
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    8 years ago
    Shit Joke
    ^ Excellent point, k_e! *Way* too many TUSCLers (and people in general) confuse: your / you're their / there / they're its / it's These distinctions should have been learned in grade school.
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    8 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Would you get dances from these girls?
    I would possibly get dances from any of these butter-faces except: 1 -- old, fake tits, homely 6, 8, 9, 15 -- too homely 12 -- GAAAH! Hideous beyond description The other 10 are more or less acceptable but would require further inspection for things like fake tits, meth mouth, and BO, all of which are dealbreakers.
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    8 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    News sources
    ^ That settles it! -- Alex Jones :)
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    How to have fun while taking a stripper shopping
    JS69 and gawker: Good for you! I hope to take my ATF shopping next month for tiny amounts of clothing that she will model for me and then take off a few hours later. At my age I don't give a flying *fuck* what other people in a store or restaurant think of our relationship; I'm just happy to be spending nights with a beautiful, sexually adventurous stripper who's half my age. Apparently there's some noise on this thread from that "sour old fart" (good one, gawker!) named RandomAsshole, reminding me once again of why he is so eminently ignorable.
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    8 years ago
    3 in a row is ideal
    I like 3 in a row . . . but if 1 or 2 get the job done, all the better! In my 40s I often came by the end of the first dance. Now, in my 60s, I tend to get 2-3 dances each from a few favorites before I reach my happy place. Another factor, besides age, is that most of my SCOREs (Stripper-Caused Orgasmic Release Events) these days come from BJs, not LDs. BBBJCIM > CBJ > LD in orgasmic efficiency :)
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I'm calling it here and now
    SJG, I have given one very plausible explanation already for your allegation that Clinton's early lead turned into a deficit (I'm not actually aware that this is the case): the urban vote, primarily from Philadelphia, which was heavily Democratic, was counted first. Only as votes from rural and small-town PA came in did Trump overtake her Here's another plausible explanation: Clinton voters tend to vote earlier in the day because they're less likely to have jobs. Trump voters tended to vote later in the day because they had to go to work first :)
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    8 years ago
    OT: TUSCL Veterans Roll Call
    Trump got multiple deferments but did serve his country during the height of the sexual revolution by somehow not dying from STDs. Does that count? Actual veterans: Thank you for your service!