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8 years ago
DSL fo sho
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8 years ago
Welcome back, Daybreaker! The atmosphere on this board has become quite toxic recently: I hope he dies of AIDS! You're a homo! She's a whore! He's a Klansman! Let's try to turn the discussion back to the glories of the female anatomy and to those bringers of joy who bare their bodies for our pleasure: strippers!
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8 years ago
If and when the opportunity arises, I will reluctantly let this little half-Arab trollop into my bed, but as soon as she eats one cracker -- she's out!
Here's Gigi more nakey on the cover of Vogue Paris:
https://www.yahoo.com/style/gigi-hadid-is-tr%C3%A8s-naked-on-vogue-paris-211627420.html
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8 years ago
I'm a semi-regular at the day shift of a certain Midwestern club (15+ visits in the first 9 months of the year, none since I started seeing one of the day girls OTC). Because I almost always do at least one VIP during an afternoon visit and the VIP treatment almost always includes a BBBJ and I generally refuse to be confined to one girl, there have been afternoons that 5 or 6 out of about 9 girls on day shift have had my dick in their mouths.
The awkward thing is that I had three favorites, all 5' spinners with admirable oral skills, who were often working the same shift. On one occasion I was sitting with one when another sat on my lap and the third came up and started massaging my shoulders. Decisions, decisions! I likened the situation in a PM to "traipsing drunkenly through a minefield on stilts" :)
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8 years ago
I'm much more impressed with the number of *clubs* reviewed than with the number of *reviews*. I'm not at all impressed with a TUSCLer's number of comments on this board, since that figure is easily inflated with frequent mindless or repetitious posts. Best of all is a high number reviews of different clubs, consistently of high quality. Examples include Sinclair and Papi_Chulo (among others).
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8 years ago
^ What GoVikings said. Your mutual hatred is not the least bit entertaining.
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8 years ago
This topic has come up *many* times (I think that's what RTFF refers to) but I'll answer again anyway:
I have worn sweatpants or sweat shorts on essentially *every* SC visit for the past 20 years. I've been turned away thrice: once each at Industrial Strip in Hammond (where I simply changed into slightly classier sweats!), Club 390 in Chicago Heights, and Skybox in Harvey. Generally speaking, if a strip club has a dress code requiring dress slacks, I don't want to be there anyway. As for the strippers, they claim to *love* my soft pants -- and if they don't, I don't give a fuck. I seldom go commando, but going in sweats enhances the pleasure so much that I would have it no other way.
As has been pointed out many times on this board, if you're wearing pants in the VIP room, you're doing it wrong :)
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8 years ago
Thanks, VM. You can't let him get to you, you know.
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8 years ago
Douchester writes: "And then they have a mindless little cock-sucker with an IQ (MisterDouche) who is so dumb and mindless all he can do is nod his head in agreement."
I'm not little :)
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8 years ago
In consecutive posts on this ludicrous thread, Dougster first shows surprising self-awareness:
"Yep, I will say that SJG and zippy are probably the only two on TUSCL less popular than me and even then SJG does have some supporters."
and then he doesn't:
"At the same time as being unpopular I am also quite popular among the more intelligent members of the board."
An acolyte who finds you logical and hilarious, sometimes at the same time, does not qualify as one of the more intelligent members of the board. :)
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8 years ago
TABA wrote: "A natural cleavage is a tan angle (geometry)". WTF is a "tan angle"? With the exception of a right angle, *every* angle of any triangle has a tangent!
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8 years ago
This "review" (of Riverside Corral in Portland: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=289338) is actually even worse than the snippet posted by the OP. Here's the entire "review":
Wednesday Evening visit, 1-5 dancers
November 18, 2016 • Hello All,
This week Wednesday I went here. It was about 9;pm. Like many others, I missed the turn off and went into thr highway. The club is just off to the right side. the club setting is always ddimioar .
There 3 dancers, the young one was s little chunky. While the tall one was favored. However if a older girl shie was in a nice. So she more free . She has nice curves snd used a dcarf to rund out. Ionly been once.
So thus place definitely hit or miss . Goof off
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The question burning in my mind is: Is the club setting really *always* ddimioar? In my extensive experience, the club setting often isn't ddimioar at all!
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8 years ago
Larry, Douchester doesn't need a *reason* for his ugly attacks.
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8 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
TABA, do you really see no difference between my suggestion of a birthday threesome and the charming Mr. Scrub's proposal that she suck *his* dick and then let him buttfuck her? SMH
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8 years ago
Ho-hum -- more mean-spiritedness from Douchester.
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8 years ago
Who has hacked into Juice's account? Clearly Juice didn't post that -- "illiterate" was spelled correctly! LMFAO
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8 years ago
Until someone came up with the right, extremely obscure answer, I was going to guess Timex345 before he got all cynical and shit.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
I once made the mistake of getting a double lap dance. Never again! I found it to be not quite the pleasure of a single for twice the price.
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8 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
desertscrub, you strike me as one mean-spirited SOB! Who pissed in your Froot Loops? How did Eve's request for birthday ideas merit such vitriol?
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8 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Eve, I have a concrete birthday suggestion for you, depending on your sexual predilections. Have you considered proposing a threesome to your significant other? This could be FMF or MFM or, hell, FFF as far as I'm concerned.
What made me think of this was a hint dropped by my ATF during a torrid VIP on her birthday in June. She said she was hoping for a threesome that night with her boyfriend and another dude. Under the (probably correct) assumption that she had me in mind as the other dude, I politely declined with "I insist on having the only dick in the room". But your boyfriend may have no such restrictions, or you may prefer to have another chick in your bed.
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8 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Happy Birthday, Eve! I'm much more than twice your age and I *still* plan elaborate birthday celebrations for myself. For my 60th, for example, I spent a wonderful day with a loved one in St Louis. We explored a sculpture garden in the morning, had a great Mexican lunch, spent the afternoon at an aquatic center in a rich West County suburb called Des Peres (swimming pools, water slides, diving boards, lazy river -- we did it all!), saw an art film at the Tivoli in the Delmar Loop, and ate dinner late at nearby Pi Pizzeria.
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8 years ago
This is an idiotic thread. Though zipman makes no positive contributions to this board whatsoever, it's not up to Douchester to call for a vaguely timed vote and then declare his predetermined outcome. What a narcissist!
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8 years ago
Thank you, ArtCollege! When I've brought this up before, the fucking millennials say that proofreading is for old farts like me. They're too busy scoring pussy to bother with things like spelling and punctuation.