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Comments by farmerart (page 80)

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    13 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    SOCIAL MEDIA INFO
    I have numerous e-mail addresses, one of which is exclusively for casual communication with strippers. I use a particular computer (which I am sure is polluted) and a different ISP for all this. I accept strippers' phone numbers but I do not hand out my own. Two girls have attained a level of trust with me so that I am comfortable with different levels of communication with them. That trust has not yet been abused. All that texting, twitter, facebook, blah blah blah stuff has no part in my life.
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    13 years ago
    Perky Nipple Time - Weather Report From The North
    @CTQ, Speed limit on Hwy 2 between Calgary and Edmonton is 110kph which means everyone does at least 120kph. The Horsemen seem to forgive the first 10kph over the posted speed limit. Here is a story for you that I posted earlier. During the 'big boys toys' phase of my retirement I owned a Ferrari. I powered up the beast one evening on that highway and got clocked by a Horseman at 280kph on his radar gun. In abject terror over the speed,I was already slowing down when I got caught. The Horseman gave me a break by writing the citation at a speed leaving me three demerits on my licence, letting me keep my driver's licence. I paid a monstrous fine, sold the sexy red machine, bought an F-150, and started driving like a timourous old lady. My personal vehicle insurance package now costs me a fortune and will continue to do so for at least five years. But, I will say, I loved the speed thrill that machine gave me. Even the terror was a 'rush'.
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    13 years ago
    Perky Nipple Time - Weather Report From The North
    @looneylarry, That hot geophysicist will be making her third visit to camp at the end of next week. I respect her professionally. Her first suggestion for well siting worked out in spades so I eagerly await her next report. I admit to having horny thoughts about her but thoughts they shall remain; I am not about to let my horndog self mess up a profitable business relationship. I did have a business meal and drinks with her in Calgary. She left me in the lounge flirting with an adjacent table of secretaries.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    tipping another dancer to watch out !
    At the clubs in Toronto that I frequent this service is totally unnecessary. Everybody just gets down to business. At rush hour in one particular club you will be rubbing elbows with your neighbour as he gets serviced by his dancer. Traffic lights would be more useful than lookouts in that club!
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    13 years ago
    Alleged Nude Scarlett Johansson Photos Show Up on Web
    The Canadian/American cultural disconnect is evident here. I don't have a clue who any of these ladies are. Perhaps it is a generational disconnect in my case. Sheesh..........
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    13 years ago
    Houston - Texas
    I have an important meeting scheduled in Houston in late January. If my deal with two genuine sharks gets done (leaving some chump change on the table for me, I hope), I will let you know the state of Houston clubs, sam.
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    13 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    What Percentage Of Strippers Do You Think Know Of/Read TUSCL?
    Of the dancers I have met, the number would be so small as to be statistically insignificant.
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    13 years ago
    Best blow job ever!
    I can report that such an encounter NEVER happened to me during my 45 years in the oil patch.
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    13 years ago
    The *Cute Guy* Discount
    Jeez, shadowcat; I had such high hopes for that discount when I turn 65. At the rate my natural gas play is chewing up my cash I will probably be eating canned dog food before I reach official senior status.
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    13 years ago
    Suggestions?
    I am thinking that this has to do with your recent trip to Toronto. Only one answer - get your ass back to the Cannonball!!
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    13 years ago
    This should be my 2,000th TUSCL post...
    What would your count be if all cheer leader topics were eliminated?
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    13 years ago
    The *Cute Guy* Discount
    @trojangreg, Good line, greg. The only discount that I got that night was a reduction in lap dance prices to $40/song from one girl (and only after about 15 full price dances and many dancer shots). How much did you spend that night? My tally was about $2k !! I have had two e-mails from one of the girls telling me how much she misses seeing my wallet.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    9/11 revisited.
    I was negotiating an oil lease deal with a crusty old cattle rancher in Eastern Alberta. I did not even hear about the 9/11 events until I got back to Calgary early the next morning. I had lunch in Caesar's lounge and sat riveted to the big TV for the rest of the day.
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    13 years ago
    Hiding the $$
    As long as my dog, Daisy, has a good bone to gnaw on and a warm, dry place to sleep she couldn't even give a good crap how I spend the rest of my money.
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    13 years ago
    HOW I Want My Striper To Dance For Me
    Christal, the moment you start caressing my cock is the moment you have me hooked for dances. But be warned, I will then be expecting serious extras when we get to the VIP!
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    13 years ago
    Do you spend more if the individual dances cost less?
    Price per dance matters little to me. Beauty of the dancer and the quality of her VIP moves determines what I spend on dances. There is a club in Vancouver (No. 5 Orange) with $50 lap dances where I have had a couple of serious financial meltdowns. But I have no beefs about this because that club attracts some of North America's hottest dancers and some of them are very 'agreeable' in the VIP. I will happily spend a couple of k at that joint under those circumstances.
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    13 years ago
    No-so-great Moment in a Hound's Road Trip
    All my life I have made do with about 4 hours of sleep each day. It gave me a head start in business being able to work longer hours than my competitors. Even at my advanced age (62) I still sleep very little. So, I have to disagree with you, george. Naps are a costly waste of productive work time.
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    13 years ago
    Bush Part 2
    Holy shit!! If I were to show up in the bush camp's shower shack bare-pubed I would lose all my authority as the boss - can't be having that happen!!
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    fav football team ???
    @jabthehut: Love it when people take irony and sarcasm seriously!
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    13 years ago
    JohnBuford
    Massachusetts
    Conversation
    Good conversation chops accompanying smoking hot physical goods and 'generosity' in the VIP will prompt me to spend, spend, spend, spend.
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    13 years ago
    What's the most money a stripper has been offered?
    In business, I learned long ago that being generous with money paid to employees created motivated loyal workers which in turn increased my own profits. I have found the same philosophy generally to be fruitful in pursuing my SC hobby. Dollar amounts are irrelevant. What one hobbyist may think is an outrageous sum could be mere chump change to another. A lotto win for one may be a perfectly reasonable expense for another. For me, $300 is chump change. If the little head convinced me, $50k could be a reasonable price.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    fav football team ???
    @jabthehut: In Canada one of our two official languages is English. Hence, 'favourite' not 'favorite' as you Yanks seem to prefer in that obscure dialect in use south of the 49th parallel. Now, if you were attempting to speak French (Canada's other official language) 'favorite' would be correct if you were modifying a feminine noun. In English, 'auburn' (no capital letters' is a hair colour. I have no clue what FSU could possibly mean.
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    13 years ago
    OT: Mascot creep me out
    Right on, steve! Any time I see the ridiculous mascot of the Saskatchewan Roughriders I envision roadkill and more roadkill! That team's mascot is called Gainor the Gopher. Gophers are not in short supply in Saskatchewan (or Alberta). When I was a kid I slaughtered the bastards by the thousands for the penny-a-tail bounty paid by the county.
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    fav football team ???
    I am Canadian, so of course my favourite football teams are teams that play REAL football not that boring effete brand of the game on offer in US. Go ESKIES and BEARS! For you American ignoramuses, Edmonton Eskimos of the CFL and University of Alberta Golden Bearsof the CIAU. Eskies just kicked the asses of the hated Calgary Stampeders 35-7 in Calgary on Labour Day. Rematch in Edmonton's Commonwealth Stadium on Friday night. Only thing better than hogtying the Stamps is winning the Grey Cup.
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    13 years ago
    Favorite time of the year
    I'll take this time of year and the following winter over the other two seasons. Frost kills the bugs and solidifies the muskeg. We can work three times as fast and bring in supplies for one tenth the cost during the winter. I even have two business trips scheduled to different SC nirvanas (Toronto and Houston) during the coming winter. Bring on the sub-zero temperatures!!