Best blow job ever!
smokeshopjoe
I just got the best BJ ever sadly not at a strip club but the story is kind of fun. So I work at a head shop these stoner girls come in and wants to get some of the synthetic ganja stuff, we have to call it herbal aroma therapy incenses but the slang term is k2 or spice. Any ways this stoner girl and her friend come in and is looking for a deal on it. First I check their ID's and notice one had a superman wallet and belt. So I tuck it away in my mind. I then proceed to tell them about my standard 10% off per boobie discount and there are 2 of them the next thing I know she is like wait runs out side and grabs 2 more friends. So I get to see 2 very nice sets and 2 decent ones, I give them their stuff and before they leave I point out a superman bong that I just found in the back. The first stoner girl flips out and is like I am totally coming back for that now I really shouldn't go below 50% off with out fear of being fired but seriously I have a college degree I can find another min wage job. They come back and I keep to my word and blam give them 80% off when they came back.
Well she comes back in and this time is trying to get more spice off me so I say let em squeeze and play with your boobies and I will give you some. She cant get her tits out fast enough. She comes back in a day or two later and says my bitch friend just broke superman. So I console her with another bobbie grab and freebie. After that i then go in the back and rifle around a lil bit and find another superman bong. So I stash it away and wait. She comes back in her and her friend this time let me play with tits. As they are leaving I pull out the bong and show them
The bitch friend who broke it comes in from the car and says I got $10 I will give it to you right now, So I respond "$10 and a blow job maybe, " the bitch says "I dont think my girlfriend would like that". I say ,"then I guess you are going to have pay the $95 for it"
Cute stoner girl comes back in a day or two later and says I hear my friend wanted to get that pipe. So I tell her yeah for $10 bucks! I told her $10 bucks and a blow job maybe.
Her response is dead serious "Ok, I'll take you up on that deal"
so I set up a time and bam
Best blow job of my life, I am sure if my boss finds out he will make me pay for the pipe or fire me but it was totally worth it! and she can keep the $10
The worst part is I cant share this story with my co workers. So I am telling you guys please tell your stories of fun times. or give me advice on how to make this more regular.
Well she comes back in and this time is trying to get more spice off me so I say let em squeeze and play with your boobies and I will give you some. She cant get her tits out fast enough. She comes back in a day or two later and says my bitch friend just broke superman. So I console her with another bobbie grab and freebie. After that i then go in the back and rifle around a lil bit and find another superman bong. So I stash it away and wait. She comes back in her and her friend this time let me play with tits. As they are leaving I pull out the bong and show them
The bitch friend who broke it comes in from the car and says I got $10 I will give it to you right now, So I respond "$10 and a blow job maybe, " the bitch says "I dont think my girlfriend would like that". I say ,"then I guess you are going to have pay the $95 for it"
Cute stoner girl comes back in a day or two later and says I hear my friend wanted to get that pipe. So I tell her yeah for $10 bucks! I told her $10 bucks and a blow job maybe.
Her response is dead serious "Ok, I'll take you up on that deal"
so I set up a time and bam
Best blow job of my life, I am sure if my boss finds out he will make me pay for the pipe or fire me but it was totally worth it! and she can keep the $10
The worst part is I cant share this story with my co workers. So I am telling you guys please tell your stories of fun times. or give me advice on how to make this more regular.
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I will also say I now understand where the term dick sucking lips comes from. and can confirm yes it reeeeeeeallly does make a difference.
And to any high school guys on this web site firstly shame on you! you are underage. and secondly FIND THE STONER CHICKS NOW! If only I knew then....
also is it bad I hope this one breaks too so I can con her into more shenanigans.
joe is a bad bad man, and loving every minute of it.