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13 years ago
Calice!
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13 years ago
Shit!! I don't go back to work until Monday. Sure sounds like I should have taken a quick trip to Hotlanta.
Happy birthday, ya old bastard! Don't use all the world's supply of the little blue pill the next few days!
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13 years ago
Seriously though, georg, aggression, the projection of power, and the like is a most important part of my schtick when doing a deal in the oil patch. It really IS me. I find it so hard to soften my 'aura' when I am in a social situation. Getting pissed is my usual answer to this problem.
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13 years ago
Ya crack me up, jack. You quiet, reserved, deadly sniper, you !!
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13 years ago
georg:
You are saying that because I already have the HS1 virus in my body that my chances of contacting genital herpes are much less?
Thanks, Mom, for giving me herpes when I was three years old!!
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13 years ago
Bur, but, but, georg. That is the whole point! I want to attack them! With my trusty blunt instrument.
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13 years ago
I found the eponymous site. The girl is not worth the $60k. I would not even buy a single lapper from her. We old pathetic oilmen have much higher standards for our $60k foolishnesses.
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13 years ago
I think I could safely be called an expert on the Alberta clubs but that is nothing to be proud of. Sort of like saying I am an expert at picking my nose. Same amount of pleasure. I know Vancouver well enough to tell anyone that there is but a single club worth visiting in that lovely city. But Toronto?? Aaaah - Canada's SC heaven! A SC horndog can lose himself in the cluster of clubs around Pearson Int'l.
I know Detroit a little bit but I must defer to the real experts out there- vince, jack, motor, superdude, sam, alucard, and all the others. I can tell you this, however. If a SC horndog strikes out in Detroit it is time for that horndog to give up this hobby.
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13 years ago
One evening during my Hawaiian vacation my dancer and I started canoodling out on the lanai of our cabin so, technically, it wasn't 'in bed'. I can report, however, that it was 'great'. Can't really define exactly why but it was definitely in the top five of my life. Do you think being my first bareback might have had something to do with it?
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13 years ago
@clubber,
Where is the famous avatar? It was always appreciated by this politically incorrect Canadian.
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13 years ago
I have visited Famous Flesh Gordon's, a very unsatisfactory visit. But the place shouted 'bikers' to me and the staff of hard-bitten women pretty much confirmed it for me. No knowledge about those massage parlours.
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13 years ago
georg:
So, tuscl's most anal retentive poster finally succumbs to a BBBJ?
One evening on my recent Hawaiian vacation...........warm evening.............full moon..............belly full of an exquisite Bordeaux................comfortable couch on the lanai............eager hot dancer with me.....................um, ......er,........ah,........... oh shit!,......................my first BBFS!!!!!
I hit the Calgary STD clinic upon my return to Alberta and I will make subsequent follow-up visits for the next three months.
THAT was the first bareback experience of my life! HOLY SHIT !!! IT WAS VERY NICE!!
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13 years ago
@mjx01:
My lady flew Toronto-Vancouver and I flew Calgary-Vancouver. We missed our Honolulu connection so we are spending the night here in Van. She is looking over my shoulder right now as we stroll through tuscl.
@lopaw:
Automysophobic?? Wow!! Didn't have that one in my vocabulary. How often do you use that word in your day-to-day English usage? There is a disgustingly filthy catskinner at my exploration camp who strikes that fear wherever he goes.
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13 years ago
A funeral or a wedding is all that will compel me to visit a church. I consider all religions to be curses on humanity.
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13 years ago
Shave her head and put a beard on her face and voila - farmerart !!
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13 years ago
Agreed, jackslash. Mr. Wood spent many happy moments with Mrs. Palmer dreaming of Sophia Loren when I was 13 years old.
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13 years ago
Mr. Buford, sir, you are caught between a rock and a very hard place.
You enjoy this hobby.
You are a family man.
I presume that your family is unaware of your pursuit of this hobby and I also presume that you wish your family to remain unaware. It is most likely that this girl was as shocked to see you as you were to see her. Do nothing. Do not go back to that club. Find another club.
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Well, I have always considered Ontarians and Albertans and British Columbians to speak with similar accents. But then, this is where I live and the speech I hear so I am probably not the person to ask about this. For me, Canada's distinctive accents come from our eastern maritime provinces.
When I travel in the US I notice quite a variety of different accents. On a recent trip to California I noticed no difference in accent between me and the guys I was begging money from. Oilmen from Texas and I share the same vocabulary but have amazingly different accents. Girls in Detroit SCs often ask where I come from because they notice differences in my accent. The southern accent can often be impenetrable to me and the classic New York or New England accent is certainly different. The only general observation I have for you is that I think almost all American speech draws out the vowel sounds longer than does Canadian speech. We refer to this, rather dismissively, as the American 'drawl' or 'yang'.
You are from Michigan. If you have ever met Detroit tuscl guy, vincemichaels, you can ask him if I have an accent. vince and I have met. I noticed no particular accent in vincemichaels' speech when we chatted in Bogarts. Mind you, the niceties of regional accents was not really where we were directing our concentration that day.
An aside about Vancouver restaurants. That city is the most exciting city gastronomically in Canada. From high-end white linen dining to street food carts you would be astounded at the quality of your dining experiences in that city.
SCs? Don't ask.
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13 years ago
How horny are you?
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Not a SC but there is a tavern in a rural Alberta hotel that has the the most eclectic collection of mounted heads you have ever seen - rabbit, mouse, skunk, porcupine, badger, weasel, etc. There is even an ass end of a mulie that features a human face shaved out of the animal's hide. The face is supposed to be Pierre Trudeau, a former Canadian prime minister who continues to be absolutely vilified in the oil patch, even though the guy is long dead.
I try to hit that tavern any time that I am within 50km. Beer is always cold and cheap. Food is the shits.
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13 years ago
Hot girls. And, no valet fees. I am content to spend my cash on all the other SC fees and on the girls (even the $50 lap dances at No 5 Orange), but parking fees really, really PISS ME OFF!
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13 years ago
So jack, tell me the jokes. That video will not stream outside of the USA.
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13 years ago
I have used the services of escorts frequently in the past in western Canada. I did not use review boards, I did not provide references to any girl or agency. I used an instrument called the telephone and info gleaned from classified newspaper ads (Sun chain of papers in Calgary and Edmonton, Georgia Straight in Vancouver) and my subsequent experience. We would meet in a hotel lobby or lounge to see if an agreeable deal could be made. Believe me, this is not complicated.
I suspect that escort review boards would have as much, or more, fiction as is available here on tuscl.
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13 years ago
@rh48hr:
Un ordinateur avec les accents aigu et circonflexe? Formidable!!
I have machines with only English keyboards. Do you know some French or did you pull that up from google? It's not too bad - just a little trouble with masculine and feminine.
You would have no trouble in Quebec SCs.
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13 years ago
shadow: Tough one to translate.
Cursing in Quebec is mostly rooted in religion or the church, not sex. Literally, 'tabarnac' is tabernacle. In common use it means 'well, fuck me' or 'awwww, shit' or something like that; adding emphasis to whatever the speaker wishes. Other common curses - 'calice' - chalice and 'crisse' - Christ.
What is most funny in Quebec is the use of English obscenities in day-to-day French conversation. You often hear 'chit' (shit) and 'fucker' in usage that is just hilarious when translated back to English. Those words don't carry the same weight when used in French conversation.
Now, 'va chier'. That <b>is</b> a bad one!