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11 years ago
Tell me about it.
I am exiled to the SC wasteland of western Canada. It is about 2000km to a half way decent club in Vancouver and even farther to a good club in Toronto or somewhere in USA.
I have sworn off forever all the Calgary clubs but I will still beat myself up with visits to Edmonton area clubs from time to time.
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11 years ago
@ilbbaicnl,
Sorry about that. Eating walnuts has nothing to do with drilling rigs.
It is the walnut shells we use frequently. Occasionally when drilling a hole the drill bit hits schist or compacted sand or something else slippery or dense that prevents the drill bit from getting hold of the material. When that happens we throw walnut shells down the hole. The shells provide just enough grit for the drill bit to get going again. Sounds weird but I swear that it is the truth. Some old-timer discovered this decades ago. We have been going through hundreds of kilos of shells the last three months.
One of the jobs of the lowest ranking rig pig is humping the big bags of walnut shells to the hopper and dumping them in when needed. This guy's severe allergy prevented him from doing that job.
When I stop to think, I realize that this sounds silly - walnut shells facilitating drilling. It really is true. In the industry we just call for walnuts, not walnut shells.
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11 years ago
I am surprised at how this thread took off.
Further to the rig pig PhD. His career hit a major barrier. The poor guy is severely allergic to walnuts. So, this tour will be the guy's first, and last, on a big rig.
Perhaps he can drop down to service rigs with my drilling contractor.
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11 years ago
@tumblingdice,
My question exactly.
I just shake my head at your exploits, shadowcat.
We are in the presence of a master here.
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11 years ago
When I was trying to raise money for my exploration venture I took two Connecticut hedge fund operators to a SC in Calgary. Their request, not my initiative since I think Calgary clubs are useless. The hedgies had a great time; I didn't.
The hedgies didn't pony up any money at terms that were acceptable to me.
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11 years ago
@motorhead,
This guy's monthly pay rate works out to a little over $150K/year. He had previously been working at an adjunct professorial position for less than $55K with even less job security than he has with my drilling contractor.
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11 years ago
So......how exactly is a vagina surgically altered to make it tighter?
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11 years ago
In my first couple of rookie reviews I mentioned dancer names. PMs from trolls convinced me of the error on my ways. I no longer mention names.
I am very explicit about extras in clubs because most of my reviews now are about Canadian clubs. Prostitution laws are different in Canada so there is no LE threat in my country. My visits to US clubs are now very rare but I try to restrain my exuberance when I review an American club.
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11 years ago
Are you absolutely sure that these babes in Monroe t-shirts were advertising a strip club?.........At an auto auction?..........
Monroe shocks, perhaps?..........jus' thinkin'..........
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11 years ago
@shadowcat,
Get a refund on that new software. The spellcheck is obviously not working.
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11 years ago
Isn't there a 'Strip Clubs For Dummies' out there.....somewhere?
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11 years ago
I am 150% of the man I was 45 years ago.
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11 years ago
I will stick to my side of the street and let lopaw have her side of the street.
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11 years ago
You never hear about explosives being used for any of these late night SC fracases. What with all the trained ex-military guys in USA I am surprised. I know how easy it is for things to be 'mislaid' in the armed forces.
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11 years ago
When I die my cadaver is going to a medical school where doctors in training can learn anatomy and practise surgery on old farmerart's corpse.
I don't give a holy crap where the ashes from that chopped up old body end up after the university burns the remains.
And, this is a sweet way to bring your funeral costs down to $0. Your family and estate will thank you for that consideration.
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11 years ago
I now know just exactly who this Kim Kardashian person is.....face like a horse, fat ass, dreadful goth hair, pouty lips. My impression is that her IQ matches that of a piece of asparagus.
I would have to be seriously desperate to tap that in the VIP of a divey SC.....maybe if she wore a bag over head.
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11 years ago
Strippers in Alberta clubs need a licence from civic authorities - 18 is minimum age.
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11 years ago
What's the matter with steel-toed safety boots?
Gives me an edge in a scrap with a bouncer.
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11 years ago
Jeez you guys! Our bodies do have an immune system, you know. Has HIV ever been transmitted by nibbling a nipple or licking a delectable ass cheek?
I have been bitten by so many bugs in jungles, deserts, and swamps during my work travel and I have had so many parasites in my body that I surely must have immunity to anything I could possibly ingest from a stripper's nipple.
I am willing to take the risk.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Yeah, motorhead, I have had to deal with this all my life. That's why I have had pipe wrench protection welded to my leg during my oil patch career; there is no more aggressively hetero industry than my own hydrocarbon E&P gig.
Ya didn't get me with this one, ya bugger! As if you advertise your hobby to all those people mentioned in your original post. How do you advertise your hobby participation?......sign around your neck, tattoo on your forehead, lipstick-stained pecker waving free for all to see??
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11 years ago
shadowcat, you, sir, are a slut.
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11 years ago
Certainly in the price ranges of the ballparks that I play in, with the added caveat that price per song is usually added to the 'extra' price.
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11 years ago
A much simpler explanation is the catastrophic decline in Detroit's population.
Fewer people = fewer hot dancers.
Look only 4 hours north to Toronto - a much larger, growing population centre and a much larger cohort of hot dancers for a hobbyist to enjoy.
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12 years ago
@shadowcat'
You are right about that. When I am actually driving a hot car boner-rama is not part of the excitement. The single time that I had a hot car wound up to the point where I felt I was close to losing control I most assuredly did not have anything approaching a boner. I was trying mightily to prevent my sphincter from erupting in a gusher!
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12 years ago
I am ambivalent about BJs. If Mr. Wood is covered with a condom he absolutely refuses to participate but he is much more eager if BBBJ is available. CFS is a different story; Mr. Wood will do his duty manfully under those circumstances.