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12 years ago
I go along with your observations, sam. In my experience I have found much hotter dancers in Toronto than in Detroit. I have had some memorable experiences in Detroit clubs, to be sure, but the same experiences can be had in Toronto with dancers who are much more attractive than the Detroit crowd.
The hottest dancer that I have ever encountered was to be found in a club in Red Deer, AB and I didn't even get a simple lap dance from her......(sigh). She remains my SC Holy Grail.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
How about a 2011 F-150, 60,000km on the odometer, 4WD, crew cab, winch, meticulously maintained by the well known mechanic, farmerart. It has been a working truck so cab interior is well used and the box is kind of beat up. Hasn't seen much pavement in its life, mostly gravel roads and bush trails (hence the winch).
Make me an offer.
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12 years ago
Looks like she could handle the grappler on a drilling rig.
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12 years ago
As long as I can grope and nibble freely, the dancer can show me pics of her turds for all that I care.
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12 years ago
Non-private VIPs? Let me list my forays into the world of the public sex room - Cannonball Cabaret, New Locomotion, Million Dollar, Midway Invader, Arnie's Idle Hour, Bogart's, HankNorth, HankSouth.
The wooden chairs with the curved backs and arm rests in the Cannonball VIP were even more uncomfortable than the miserable chairs in Bogart's. Bogart's big advantage was the full light. Arnie's VIP was as dark as Hades - you are dependent on your girl for LOTS of help in that joint.
Of all the clubs that I listed Cannonball was far and away the scuzziest. Always lots of gorgeous girls offering eye-popping VIP experiences; just the world's most disgusting bathroom and the world's most active VIP such that the manager made regular rounds of the VIP with a broom and dust pan sweeping up the discarded condoms.
I had some memorable moments in that joint. Cannonball is now closed.
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12 years ago
I have flights booked.
It all depends on the cold weather holding for one more month. Thing is, my weather subscription service is predicting warmer weather. My fingers are crossed.
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12 years ago
Sorry. Typed the first one, pasted the second, still fucked up.
farmerart has his head up his ass.
Take my word for it, this is one hot sounding car.
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12 years ago
^^^^^^^^
Oops!
life.nationalpost.com/2013/03/06/video-laferrari-may-be-the-most-badass-ferrari-ever/
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12 years ago
Geez, Dougster, $22K in RICK? You are a braver man than I.
I got sold out of MDLZ this morning. I was going to move up my limit but didn't get around to doing it so I was sold out at a 20% profit. What's with the big $1.40 (5%) move in MDLZ today?
juice, was that you buying my MDLZ this morning?
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12 years ago
Retirement? Highly over-rated IMO.
I did that gig for two years......hated it. Soooooooooo booooooring.
My aim now is to work as long as my old man did. He put his last crop in the ground the year he turned 85. One of my early oil patch mentors just shut it down this year at age 87.
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12 years ago
^^^^^^^^^
$50K is just walkin' around money, isn't it?
I didn't piss away any time in university. I had 30+ employees by the time my high school buddies got out of university with their degrees.
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12 years ago
@JayJayDancer,
Let me second rick's endorsement of your contributions to tuscl. As you most sagely noted, there are a fair number of bullshitters here on tuscl. I suspect that you have already identified the bullshitters and real dealers among us.
Even though tall dancers such as you intimidate the hell out of me I would like to match wits with you some evening in your club.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Lindsey, make him wear a condom until you get test results from a trustworthy lab.
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12 years ago
As Dougster alludes, this theme is behind a large part of my private investment portfolio. SYY; ATD.B; KRFT; MDLZ; AGT, both American and Canadian companies. AGT is a loser (so far). ATD.B is a home run with a terrific growth profile. SYY is a sweet life time hold based on demographic trends. KRFT and MDLZ will be trades. RME is related to this theme and I have taken my profits in the fertilizer guys, POT and AGU.
The only one of these that I would still consider buying is AGT.
How did you get this idea, juice? I am half way impressed. I would be more impressed if you had thought of this theme a couple, three years ago.
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12 years ago
Or curling......
Either is more exciting than basketball where nothing happens until the last 30 seconds of the game, 30 seconds which can take an hour to complete.
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12 years ago
Boredom is the most logical answer.
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12 years ago
shadowcat is correct. All clubs (but two) in my province hire dancers through an agency. Being blackballed by one club means no work anywhere in Alberta because the agencies will not use a blackballed girl. No house dancers in Alberta clubs.
Alberta clubs are tough for horndogs.
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12 years ago
Let's talk hockey.
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12 years ago
Go to any Alberta club...you will have one drink and die of boredom unless I happen to be in the club....then you can watch an idiot make an ass of himself.
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12 years ago
Just watched it again. Further to my thesis about NASCAR drivers' abilities.........Anybody notice that all the 'doughnuts' in the commercial were left-handers? There was only a single right hand turn in the entire video and it was a very gentle one.
Most obviously staged. No NASCAR driver would take the risk of that loading dock segment.
All the same, I really liked this video, my fatal fascination with speed, I guess. I remember the thrill of my first controlled high speed 'doughnut, at the Bondurant School of High Performance Driving.
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12 years ago
This isn't really an issue with me since I am a dine-and-dash road warrior. I don't even remember much all that much disrespectful behaviour from dancers in clubs.
My Toronto sweetie whom I see a couple of times a year pulls none of that shit on me; not a peep of it during our vacations together in Hawaii.
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12 years ago
Even though most of it was so obviously a staged stunt, it WAS hilarious.
I still think that those NASCAR rednecks can only drive in circles with left-turning-only cars.
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12 years ago
@shadowcat,
Didn't do that club any good. That joint closed over a year ago.
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12 years ago
@shadowcat,
Similar experience for me at the mow closed French Maid in Calgary. One evening in the club I was sitting at the bar and the guy next to me started a conversation by telling me he was in town on business from Houston. He said he knew of this SC site on the internet called TUSCL. He told me that he had read a recent boisterous review of The French Maid by some dude called 'farmerart' and, as a result, decided to check out the joint.
I almost choked on my beer.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
motorhead,
I wouldn't consider you a classic PL, rather just a guy being true to himself about his emotions, as rick suggests.
A better case could be made for me being a true pathetic loser. I once cut a cheque for $30K to a dancer because I felt guilty for a her being blackballed because of my actions with her in the club. I had a four-month infatuation with a moronic hottie, spending 1000s of $$$ flying across the country to see her. THAT, my friend, is grade A, Prime pathetic behaviour.
In my non-SC life I am a very solid guy, with some real accomplishments to be proud of. Slowly, I am bringing my real character to my SC behaviour, but slowly mind you. I am still capable of being an idiot with a dancer.