Dead Father's Ashes

Sounds like perhaps he is not over his father's death.

Or his father was a BIG club fan.

A dancer I used to do OTC with kept her Mom's ashes urn in her hotel room on the nightstand by the bed. It was sort of creepy the first time I was with the dancer in bed, but I guess her Mom "approved".

I bring my lucky petrified cow chip in the image of Jesus

I bring cartoons to the club

Sounds like guy is nearly as psycho as alutard is!

If one visits SCs enough, they’ll run into all types of characters and dancers

So if you visit “a lot of strip clubs” - how come you’ve only reviewed 3?

Is it just me or does the chick in the OPs profile pic have freekin HUGE hands. Like man hands.

I wonder if "she" had an adams apple to boot?

the hands look ok – but she does have some very long fingers

There was a club on 8 Mile Road in Detroit that had the former owner's ashes in an urn behind the bar. It was creepy.

Neah! I go to see my dad at Arlington every year.

There is a customer in my area who carries a stethescope with him and checks the girls' heart rate while they're on stage. It's weird. I also heard about a guy who pays the girls $20 to let him look at their teeth, like he's a dentist. It takes all kinds.

"Sounds like guy is nearly as psycho as alutard is!"

You are just a textbook case of Freud's Psychological Projection Dougster.

When you start talking about weirdos in clubs, I've heard of many. One dancer I know goes to CR with a 41 year old virgin. While she dances nude he reads the Bible. Another I know used to meet a guy OTC who would put her in the bathtub and piss on her. I've heard of foot fetishes, one guy who used to just lick the dancer from foot to neck. So long as no one gets hurt....

Shit

There's got to be a joke in all this about getting a "piece of ash"...

For some odd reason I have the feeling that shadowcats kid will take him to the club one last time. Shit I Will probably take my dads ashes to the club one last time before we scatter them by a trout stream.

Bizarrely enough, me and my ATF had a discussion about cremation Saturday night and she said at one of her previous clubs, she witnessed somebody bring in an urn with their dad in it.

If there are people who have their kids sprinkle their cremated ashes onto the field of Wrigley Field (or whatever your favorite ballpark is), I can believe someone will bring their parents cremated remains into a strip club.

Ok. My kids have asked where I want the ashes scattered and I have always said I don't give a shit. I now know where I want them scattered. :)

Dump my ashes in the ocean

"There's got to be a joke in all this about getting a "piece of ash"..."

And surely there must be one about the Emerald Ash Borer

Starts something like this: "I once knew a stripper name Emerald..."

Ok, heres the joke. A gay guy had his recently deceased lover's body cremated. When asked what he's going to do with the ashes, he replied; " I'm going to eat them mixed in a bowel of red hot chili, so he can burn my ass one last time!"

When I die my cadaver is going to a medical school where doctors in training can learn anatomy and practise surgery on old farmerart's corpse.

I don't give a holy crap where the ashes from that chopped up old body end up after the university burns the remains.

And, this is a sweet way to bring your funeral costs down to $0. Your family and estate will thank you for that consideration.

Did he snort them off a stripper's ass?

I think it would be more respectful to get a titty bump of his dad's ashes rather than snorting them off a girl's ass.

It's pretty normal for "guy" stuff like sports or hunting to play a big role in the father-son bond. Fathers typically prefer to show their sons at least an image of devotion to their mothers. But if the father is long-time divorced or widowed, visiting the SC as a father-son activity might loose its creepiness. So it could be like a son bringing his dad's ashes hunting, or to the Superbowl.