farmerart
Comments by farmerart (page 4)
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
One time for me but there was none of the drama arranging the assignation that you experienced. This happened in a Calgary club, a club with touring dancers and private dances with virtually no contact. The club was The French Maid (now razed) and it was so close to my company's offices that I often had lunch there. I got to know one of the waitresses, tipping her generously, and she, in turn, got to know me and my strip club 'game'. This waitress would discreetly sound out the touring dancers for likely OTC candidates.
I am sure that my tame waitress gave me the 'in' with the OTC virgin. I had a few dances with the girl one evening at the club and broached the OTC idea. She agreed and I met her at the close of the club and walked with her the two short blocks to the Westin Hotel. During the short walk to the hotel the girl said to me, 'I've never done this before. You won't be nasty with me, will you?' I was very sceptical about that statement.
Her nervous behaviour during our first bout in the hotel convinced me of her bona fides. She did allow me a second shot on goal and it was much better. 3 further OTC assignations followed, one of them being a party/BBQ at my farm where she served as hostess. She did well as hostess for that party. The girl left dancing, entered the straight world, married, and moved to a different province.
I saw her twice after she left stripping, no sex either time. Once, she asked me for a character reference. I declined but pointed her to an oil patch company that had jobs available in her skill range. The second time she asked me to be Master of Ceremonies at the reception following her marriage service. I really gulped at that request but I also declined that invitation.
I have lost track of this girl......no clue how life has worked out for her.
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9 years ago
sexygiftxo
There is an Atlantic time zone here in Canada and another goofy time zone even further east for Newfoundland and Labrador......30 min differential not 60 min. Go figure. I live in the Mountain time zone and St. John's, Nfld. is 3.5 hours ahead of me.
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9 years ago
VeryBigDawg
Georgia
@motorhead,
You're right, I've never driven anywhere in the US south. Many fly-in-fly-out business trips to Houston. Is Houston considered to be 'south'? It is a wickedly humid, hot city and I hate it. I know the US west a little bit and I once had a good trip through your bailiwick.
I would like to try those boiled peanuts. It is such a peculiar concept to me that it is intriguing.
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9 years ago
sexygiftxo
How can a state be considered to be in the midwest when it is in the eastern time zone?
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9 years ago
VeryBigDawg
Georgia
Please explain boiled peanuts to me. My brain is not making its way around the concept.
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9 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Ariana Grande?........some new Starbucks overpriced concoction??
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Sounds like you easily won the 'pissing' contest with the drug dealer, JohnSmith69.
I play that same game whenever I get the chance but never yet in a nail salon.
Yikes! What would my rig pigs think if they discovered their boss was in the habit of getting pedicures or manicures?
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9 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
ID scanning is a common practice in many Alberta clubs but I have yet to see the fingerprint thing. I refuse to submit my ID for scanning and usually I am able to bullshit my way past the intrusive scanning. If not, I walk away.
Alberta clubs are so lame that it is no great loss to me if I can't make it past the scanner.
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Maybe this guy was performing the function of a teaser at a stud farm.
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9 years ago
GoVikings
PhantomGeek, double that number in kilometres for me.
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9 years ago
Smegma Jones
^^^What minnow said.
Money is one of the most discussed topics here on tuscl. I like money. I like making money. I like talking about making money. Even here on tuscl I have learned a couple of tricks about how I can make more money.
However, most of the money talk on tuscl is about spending that money on our hobby. This is very boring.
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9 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Toronto Sweetie, bless her, had nary a tattoo nor piercing.
I also met a Sikh dancer at No 5 Orange in Vancouver who was tattoo free but she did have a tiny stud in one nostril of her nose which I think was a cultural adornment.
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Honeybees go to gaudy flowers for nectar and pollen.
Flies go to steaming piles of shit for nourishment.
As wise ol' georgmicrodong observes above, we go to strippers for whatever it is that draws us into that world.
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9 years ago
farmerart
@Dougster,
I know none of the details of Toronto Sweetie's predicament nor am I going to ask.
@JohnSmith69,
She dumped me. End of story.
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9 years ago
sharkhunter
The Rubicon has been crossed.
Greek banks are almost out of cash. It no longer matters which way the referendum goes today. Politicians in Greece and greater Europe cannot act quickly enough to deal with the imminent collapse of the Greek banking system.
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9 years ago
martinb244
Florida
Happily, this is a fee almost unknown in the Canadian clubs that I patronize. Club Pro in Vaughan and Landing Strip in Rexdale are the only clubs in Canada that I have visited that have a VIP fee. In both clubs the fee goes to the club and anything extra must be negotiated with the dancer. Landing Strip has an escalating fee schedule with options available up to a Champagne Room experience. I was once fool enough to pay for the Champagne Room......idiot me.
However, I can tell you that Chris Rock is a liar. Sex is most definitely available from dancers in the Champagne Room at Rexdale's Landing Strip.
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9 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
shadowcat, are you a 'helmet' or a 'hood'?
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Get real here, JohnSmith69.
Ask yourself just two pointed questions about this whole situation and be absolutely honest with your answers:
#1. Can I comfortably afford the increased expenditure for this girl's new 'ask'? If answer is 'yes', proceed to next question.
#2 Does it really matter to me if this scenario turns out to be typical SS? If answer is 'no' continue along your merry way with this girl for as long as it lasts. However, if answer to #2 is 'yes' you must dump this girl and move on.
See? Dead solid simple.
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9 years ago
sharkhunter
@rockstar666,
To me Greek debt is not the issue. In the big scheme of things the total Greek debt is so puny as not really to register on international debt markets. The key issue is confidence in the euro currency. If confidence in the euro is ultimately lost in this entire charade then the global economic system faces severe turmoil as currencies are revalued throughout the world.
Really nasty things can follow from that.
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9 years ago
Skyking1
Sheesh, shadowcat, I would swear that vincemichaels is a white man. Lighting was rather good the day that I met vince in Bogart's.
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9 years ago
sharkhunter
Just checked a couple of screens. Greek 10 year bonds are now trading at a price yielding 14.5%. Isn't that a sweet deal? Lend money to the Greek government for 10 years......get 14.5% interest every year.
I'll pass.
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9 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
In my beer drinking days I put away lots of Kokanee Gold, Warthog, and Grasshopper.
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9 years ago
mikeya02
I wish she had been posed with a John Deere 9620. Then I could get a chubby for both the girl and the tractor.
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9 years ago
sharkhunter
This could degenerate into a serious world wide catastrophe. Without continuing subsidies from Germany, Greece must abandon the euro if not leave the European Community completely. If that does happen other weak European economies could fall like so many dominoes. Were that to be one or more of the big economies (France, Italy, Spain) then the euro would be toast, throwing the entire world into forex chaos.
This is just bad news all round.