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Our first second-round matchup in the B-Movie Bracket features the only starlet to pitch a first-round shutout. I have a feeling she's not going to be as lucky this time, though. --- B-Movie Bracket: Nikki FRITZ vs. Ahmo HIGHT --- Nikki FRITZ 34D-22-33 ROUND 1:…
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Seemed to make a really good connection with a dancer at a club last week. Met her in Chicago, but she claimed to dance in Detroit and travel around the Midwest. Got digits; couldn't do OTC that night and neither…
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The Second Round begins! A couple reminders before round two: 1. Once again, NEITHER is no longer a choice. (Both never was.) 2. Each time we up the round number, we also give you some new material to sample for…
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I thought I'd make this separate from the very, very, very long Babermetrics post to make this clear. A few changes for the second round of the bracket: 1. You've said you like these ladies, so we're going to give…
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So we're through the first round of the "Who'd You Rather" bracket and, before we start the second, I though I'd accumulate some stats from the round of 64. There might be some conclusions to draw from this, though it's…
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Apologies for the bracket's brief hiatus. Had some stuff come up Thursday night and haven't gotten around to visiting the site again until tonight. Nothing too tragic; hell, I have a club visit I need to turn into a review…
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Last matchup of the B-Movie Bracket in the first round and I'll be honest: I'm expecting this matchup to draw some gripes. Let's see what happens. --- Pornstar Bracket: Lisa BOYLE vs. Stacy BURKE --- Lisa BOYLE 34C-24-33 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1926 CLIP: (softcore, for all intents and…
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Some say porn is a public health crisis. I call it a way to pass the time between club visits and a whole heck of a lot cheaper. Here's matchup seven of eight in the first round of the pornstar…
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OK, so this one's kind of a novelty matchup that may end up being more about the concept than the women involved. I'm OK with that. ***** There's special ground rules for any matchup(s) where the twins are involved: 1. You…
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This one should be interesting. I can see it going either way based on results we've already had and the tastes you guys have expressed. It's going to be a lot like Brooke/Michaels was. Let's get to it. --- Pornstar Bracket:…
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Here's the seventh of eight first-round matchups in the B-Movie Bracket. --- B-Movie Bracket: Rochelle SWANSON vs. Mia ZOTTOLI --- Rochelle SWANSON 34D-23-33 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1943 CLIP: (stripping & softcore) https://www.redtube.com/17310871 --- The pretenses behind beauty pageants are frustrating. Swanson won Miss San Diego in 1984, which is saying…
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The first round of the bracket takes a long time. Thirty-two matchups at two days each means we're spanning over two months, plus a day off here and there. We're nearing the end of it, though. We still have seven…
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I've been looking forward to this one. Two fresh faces from the early 90's. --- B-Movie Bracket: Kristi DUCATI vs. Wendy HAMILTON --- Kristi DUCATI Measurements Unvailable (32D?) PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1895 CLIP: (topless dancing) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d67759babe80 --- Earlier in the bracket, we featured Sara Suzanne Brown and touted her spot…
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Before this matchup, some explanation: When I was picking pictures, I basically just thought of the first 64 women that came to mind. I wasn't thinking about a bracket or the threads it would create. When a bracket came about,…
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It's back to the B-movie bracket with the queen of B-movies in the 80's and 90's versus a still-active starlet who should check off a lot of boxes if you are into asian women. Here we go. --- B-Movie Bracket: Akira…
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The Model Bracket is where the lesser-known women have been doing battle, and this might be a matchup of two of the least known overall. Both had relatively short careers with their clothes off. However, both were damn hot in…
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This is one of two matchups in the First Round where I'm hoping the result is a mere formality, while I'm also acknowledging the potential of this thread to become a disaster. I almost feel like I have to pre-defend…
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We head back to the B-movie bracket with a couple women whose stories are tinged with different kinds of disappointment. O'Brien's story is a downer, but McComas' is downright tragic. Nonetheless, again, we're celebrating these women at their best, not…
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This one gets a little obscure. Both are pornstars, but because they're lesser-known, they got bumped into the Model Bracket. There's a distinct age difference here, too. Interesting matchup. --- Model Bracket: Renae CRUZ vs. Milly D'ABBRACCIO --- Renae CRUZ 34C-25-35 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1953 CLIP: (hardcore) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1954627286 --- Cruz…
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This one features two of my personal favorites, though I'm going to go ahead and guess they might not be to your tastes as much as they are mine. Let's find out. --- B-Movie Bracket: Ahmo HIGHT vs. Shannan LEIGH --- Ahmo HIGHT 36D-24-36 PIC:…
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Back to it with an SI swimsuit showdown. --- Celebrity Bracket: Rachel HUNTER vs. Marisa MILLER --- Rachel HUNTER 34C-24-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1940 CLIP: (swimsuit dancing, near-nude showering) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JSl0nndLKs --- Yes, Stacy's mom has got it going on. Rachel Hunter developed something that all models want but few achieve:…
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With this matchup marking the first round's halfway point, we've done four matchups in the Pornstar and Model Brackets, six in the Celebrity, but just one in the B-Movie Bracket. Let's change that. --- B-Movie Bracket: Sara Suzanne BROWN vs. Nikki…
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First off, before we start, I knew these threads would eventually draw troll imitations. On TUSCL, anything done long enough gets trolled. Eh, we make use of the Ignore feature and press on. I've been looking forward to this one,…
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We go back to the Model Bracket and two names you may not know. This tends to produce good discussion. --- Model Bracket: MERIDIAN vs. Linda O'NEIL --- MERIDIAN 32D-22-34 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1957 CLIP: (hardcore anal) https://spankbang.com/10k8/video/meridian+teeny+exzesse --- Meridian went by many names in her porn career, including Svetlana/Svedlana,…
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This one's got the potential to be epic. You guys seem to really enjoy the Celebrity Bracket showdowns, and this one's a good showdown. --- Celebrity Bracket: Candice MICHELLE vs. Rebecca ROMIJN --- Candice MICHELLE 40C-25-37 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1959 CLIP: (softcore) https://www.celebsnudeworld.com/10325/candice-michelle-hotel-erotica-2004/ --- Sensing an opportunity to capitalize on…
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