Who'd You Rather: Karla Kensington vs. Brooklyn Lee

Bumping this so we don't keep talking Hayek/McCarthy.

six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Ugh. Two no’s.

I see the pipe-smokers would rather whack it to pics of shoe-shine boy Ben Carson.

I’ll take Kensington, but it’s real close.

Double Pass.

Moronic comment even for a moron like you Jasshole.

Kensington.

Not a big fan of either, but Kensington wins in my book.

Karla

The brunette

Kensington.

I don't find either to have a pretty face. Kensington's tupperware tits is a dis-qualifier, so Lee by default.

I always liked Brooklyn Lee. She had a tight and toned body. I liked her scenes - as she took some major ass stretching. She was a dirty girl - and I enjoyed her scenes.

Lee is the clear winner!

Karla.

Kensington.

Neither. If the ass isn't harry with specks of TP stuck in it, MackTruck ain't about it. Mack is into the rimming!

Lee

rh48hr +1

neither

Close to a neither

But Lee has nice natural looking boobies, so Lee.

Since I have to pick.... Karla

Kensington ias disgusting, so I ill pick the mediocrity.

Kensington

Brooklyn Lee, no question. After I saw her in that boss interview video, I realized how attractive redheads and slim yet firm women are

Karla

Let's close this up:

KENSINGTON: 11
LEE: 6
NEITHER: 4

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Kensington wins, albeit with a lackluster, "meh" feeling from a number of voters. This may not bode well for her against Heather Kozar in the next round.

It's late and I don't want to stay up to assemble the next poll, so I'll leave with notes:

1. It's interesting to me how you guys become crankiest in the polls that follow the Celebrity Polls. It's kind of Pavlovian. Give you guys babes you know and love and you go gaga; take them away and the number of neither votes or "I'm not that into either, but ... " votes go up. I think it's funny, but I guess you guys like name recognition and don't like it when it's taken away.

2. It's notable to me that some of the ladies of mixed ancestry -- Kensington, Isis Nile, Kitana Baker back in the very first poll -- haven't done better. Given how much you all love Salma Hayek, I thought exotic heritage would do far better in the bracket on the whole. It's not bearing out.

3. Longer-form thought: We've had three web model vs. pornstar matchups in the Model Bracket and the Internet Model has won every single one. In fact, the only pornstar of the six we've had thus far who's advanced in that hodgepodge bracket is Renae Cruz, and that's only because she faced another pornstar in Milly D'Abbraccio. We still have four matchups to go in the pornstar-exclusive bracket, by the way.

When given the choice, I 'm starting to wonder if you guys get turned off seeing the girl actually engage in the act you want to engage her in.

For those of you who ITC/OTC with dancers, do you think those girls only do that stuff with you? Are you able to lie to yourself to get yourself to believe that? Isn't the best way to know if a girl puts out and does it well to see her putting out and doing it well? Shouldn't that make you think more highly of her? Aren't the web models who didn't get into porn probably more prude and probably not as good at the actual act? Or do you guys not think it through that far?

I'm taken aback that a lot of you guys who are so into seeing women naked in strip clubs and pursuing extras that you post on a forum about strip clubs are actually not all that into porn, which features naked women, uh, doing the stuff inclusive of what we may consider, in this work of fiction, extras. It's weird to me, but it's what the polls are bearing out.

The "why" here is a good question. Maybe you guys aren't as good at ignoring the male performers as I am and don't like that part. I mean, I get not wanting to see some disgusting customer boning a stripper back at PH in the day, but in porn, the guys usually aren't distracting and easily ignored, at least to me. It's just a stunt cock there to help you imagine what you'd be feeling and seeing if yours was there instead. Or maybe you guys like the tease better than the actual act. I don't know. But it's interesting to think about.

Alright, next poll goes up sometime tomorrow.

It's pretty obvious that a lot of guys here are into porn. Look no further than any of the "who's your favorite porn star?" threads.

I think that part of the problem is that you've chosen less-attractive porn stars for these matches. That's not a dig on you; these threads are good fun. It's a tough bracket. There are hundreds of well-known women in porn and we're all pickier than we deserve.

Ms. Lee, by a little.

@call: Valid assessment. I do have an era and body type. That era and body type might not be for everyone.

Exactly.

Neither

@AnonymousJim I only read the bottom half of your long post so forgive any ignorance that I exude (it was tldr) but I think the reason why porn isnt favorable to most men here is because we get older and eventually get real pussy, not just something on a screen. Once you get real sex and get to touch far better looking naked women (once you realize many porn stars are surgically altered, the appeal to them greatly loses its luster), porn just doesn't cut it like real life does. Many men outside this forum feel the same. Especially with the advantages of easily paying for sexual favors, how does on screen sexual service compare?

@esta: I appreciate your candor. Trust has been earned.

I think your point is valid. I'll counter with this:

- I'm probably younger than a healthy chunk of this board (late 30's)

- I live in a non-extras area of the country where LE is pretty vigilant about locking down P4P

- While I have a SO and we have a healthy sex life, she's been an exception in my life in terms of "getting some." I'm not the guy who wins women over at bars with my good looks. I'm not appealing to women "in reality," even having tried to read up and hone my game. Being 5-foot-4 doesn't help, as a majority of women will automatically pass over guys 5-foot-9 and under in dating apps. https://www.revelist.com/dating/women-da…

- I'm comfortably middle class, but not a huge earner. I have to scrimp some to cover my club visits. Because P4P of any form is so rare here, what is out there is often out of my budget, beneath my standards of quality or would require me to not partake with the frequency I want due to having to save up.

- I'm OK with technology. I golf and actually kind of like going to the local simulator place better than actually playing a course if the weather's nice. I'm of the belief that things made as the result of human ingenuity and thought (i.e. technology) are more impressive than that which just happened to luck out and be beautiful by chance. That means both I don't mind sex through a screen and don't mind surgical alterations. "She's so beautiful and natural," says a man about the woman wearing all kinds of makeup, eyeliner tattoos, threaded eyelashes, hair extensions and a Wonderbra who has toned her body with the help of all kinds of modern machines at the gym and a personal trainer. I've said this before in this bracket: I think natural is overrated. It's what you do with what you have that impresses me. I don't mind golf simulators, and I don't mind surgically simulated breasts. Bring on the VR sex revolution.

Add it up:

- Yeah, you can pay for sexual favors, if you can afford it outside of other costs. Porn is far cheaper and still satisfying.

- Real pussy ain't all that easy to get for some of us. Maybe it is for a lot of you, but for me, nope.

- I find there's an art to well-made porn. When you watch enough of it and can compare porn to other porn, when you run across "good stuff," you appreciate it, and the people involved. Which is a lot of my reason for the bracket: To show appreciation for the women who have "done it" for me through the screen.

So yes, I get where you're coming from, and maybe if it was easier for me to go out and get laid in reality, I wouldn't be as into porn. But, at least for a guy like me, it ain't that easy, even through P4P.

Neither