Who'd You Rather: Briana Banks vs. Madison Scott

Some say porn is a public health crisis. I call it a way to pass the time between club visits and a whole heck of a lot cheaper. Here's matchup seven of eight in the first round of the pornstar bracket:

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Pornstar Bracket: Briana BANKS vs. Madison SCOTT

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Briana BANKS

34DD-26-34

PIC: /photo.php
CLIP: (anal) www.xvideos.com

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To quote George Carlin's seven words you can't say on TV sketch, "Boobs, Gene." While Banks may have the big, blonde hair, legs she says are the longest in the industry and a face meant for being on camera in the throes of ecstasy, if you want to know why she's a star, the answer is "Boobs, Gene." Yes, they're fake, but they're big, round and very full, as they have been for most of her 20-year, off-and-on career. After spending parts of her childhood in Germany and the UK before landing in California, moving out of a broken home at 16 and taking custody of her two-years-younger sister, Banks needed to find the means to get by. At 18, porn became the solution. Two years later, she was part of Vivid's stable of stars, appearing alongside the likes of Jenna Jameson. Now a hall of famer, Briana has retired and unretired numerous times, but is currently still active at age 40. "Boobs, Gene." She's got 'em.

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Madison SCOTT

32DD-20-26

PIC: /photo.php
CLIP: (hardcore; the good part is probably between 1:10 and 8:12) porngun.net

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Scott wouldn't need any personality to be hot. Her schoolgirl face, slim figure and breasts, which you can find unenhanced in her early work or enhanced later on, would have been enough to get by on in the adult film world. But there's something about that personality in her films that adds a whole lot to her presence. Whether it be as a sorority girl, doctor or MacGyver-type, she has a matter-of-fact, "I know what I'm doing and I know you like this" way about her that is hard to describe but very easy to enjoy. That's probably part of the reason why she quit the business to start her own production 3D porn production company, though it looks like that didn't go far, as little has been heard from it, or Scott, since 2016. Because she's just 31, we'd love to see more of the Arizona native if she decides to come back. That said, she's also mom to a daughter, and porn might not be in the cards accordingly.

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Two blondes, so you brunette-lovers out there might not be fans, and the bracket is bearing out that there are more of you than I thought there would be. Let's see how this one shakes out.

BANKS
SCOTT
or NEITHER