Who'd You Rather: Briana Banks vs. Madison Scott

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AnonymousJim
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Some say porn is a public health crisis. I call it a way to pass the time between club visits and a whole heck of a lot cheaper. Here's matchup seven of eight in the first round of the pornstar bracket:

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Pornstar Bracket: Briana BANKS vs. Madison SCOTT

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Briana BANKS

34DD-26-34

PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1921
CLIP: (anal) https://www.xvideos.com/video938367/bria…

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To quote George Carlin's seven words you can't say on TV sketch, "Boobs, Gene." While Banks may have the big, blonde hair, legs she says are the longest in the industry and a face meant for being on camera in the throes of ecstasy, if you want to know why she's a star, the answer is "Boobs, Gene." Yes, they're fake, but they're big, round and very full, as they have been for most of her 20-year, off-and-on career. After spending parts of her childhood in Germany and the UK before landing in California, moving out of a broken home at 16 and taking custody of her two-years-younger sister, Banks needed to find the means to get by. At 18, porn became the solution. Two years later, she was part of Vivid's stable of stars, appearing alongside the likes of Jenna Jameson. Now a hall of famer, Briana has retired and unretired numerous times, but is currently still active at age 40. "Boobs, Gene." She's got 'em.

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Madison SCOTT

32DD-20-26

PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1897
CLIP: (hardcore; the good part is probably between 1:10 and 8:12) https://porngun.net/627/madison-scott-th…

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Scott wouldn't need any personality to be hot. Her schoolgirl face, slim figure and breasts, which you can find unenhanced in her early work or enhanced later on, would have been enough to get by on in the adult film world. But there's something about that personality in her films that adds a whole lot to her presence. Whether it be as a sorority girl, doctor or MacGyver-type, she has a matter-of-fact, "I know what I'm doing and I know you like this" way about her that is hard to describe but very easy to enjoy. That's probably part of the reason why she quit the business to start her own production 3D porn production company, though it looks like that didn't go far, as little has been heard from it, or Scott, since 2016. Because she's just 31, we'd love to see more of the Arizona native if she decides to come back. That said, she's also mom to a daughter, and porn might not be in the cards accordingly.

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Two blondes, so you brunette-lovers out there might not be fans, and the bracket is bearing out that there are more of you than I thought there would be. Let's see how this one shakes out.

BANKS
SCOTT
or NEITHER

29 comments

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Phandy
5 years ago
Neither. Too much bad plastic
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AnonymousJim
5 years ago
@VH: I'm calling that a vote for Banks.
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gSteph
5 years ago
Scott.

Banks is just too big
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Cactus83
5 years ago
Brianna Banks FTW
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Clubber
5 years ago
Neither is for me!
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Evasparkling
5 years ago
Briana Banks this time around.
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JAprufrock
5 years ago
Scott, easily.
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Warrior15
5 years ago
Madison Scott.
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rh48hr
5 years ago
Scott
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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Scott
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anthony6613
5 years ago
Banks
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bullzeye
5 years ago
Banks
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prevert
5 years ago
Scott
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Longball300
5 years ago
Scott
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IHearVoices
5 years ago
Banks.
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grand1511
5 years ago
Scott
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JohnSmith69
5 years ago
Neither
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Muddy
5 years ago
Banks
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Scott.

Banks has a great set of legs - but her face seems too hard. Scott still has a sweet face - even after pumping up her tits unnaturally.

Since my carnal interests aren't allowed here, I won't mention how I would fuck Briana to make it enjoyable. But it would involve me wearing black rubber gloves and stretching her holes while dripping hot wax on her big fake tits.
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loper
5 years ago
Seriously neither.
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Ferdinx
5 years ago
I'll go with Madison.
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skibum609
5 years ago
Moral of the story? Spend more than fifteen dollars on boob jobs. Neither.
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DeclineToState
5 years ago
Banks. Despite the fake boobs on both, Banks's job looks better. Plus she's hot.
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AnonymousJim
5 years ago
I had to fish to find this one, as it somehow fell off the front page despite having a post five hours ago. It's as if the trolls had nothing better to do tonight.

Anyhow, here's the final tally:

SCOTT: 11
BANKS: 8
NEITHER: 5

S̶c̶o̶t̶t̶?̶ ̶S̶c̶o̶t̶t̶:̶ ̶2̶

Scott moves on, though she becomes the fourth winner we've had out of our 30 first-round matchups, and third in the pornstar bracket, who won with less than 50 percent of the vote ('Neither' counts; anything that's been struck through hasn't).

Scott doesn't get an easy draw in the second round, as Eva Angelina was a popular choice a few days ago. Two cute faces will do battle.
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bang69
5 years ago
Scott
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wallanon
5 years ago
Peak Briana Banks was a scorcher. Surprised she lost to a gal who looks she should be singing the SNF theme instead of riding cock.
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Wallanon - Banks was a top porn star during the height of her popularity. Her legs have always been outstanding.

I still think her face is harsh - but I may have watched too many of her scenes.
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wallanon
5 years ago
Don't fear the RBF, Cash. It's a thing now.
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wallanon
5 years ago
Example, if the chick I'm with can bang like this I don't care if she brought the rage face...

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
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