Last matchup of the B-Movie Bracket in the first round and I'll be honest: I'm expecting this matchup to draw some gripes. Let's see what happens.
Pornstar Bracket: Lisa BOYLE vs. Stacy BURKE
Lisa BOYLE
34C-24-33
PIC: tuscl.net
CLIP: (softcore, for all intents and purposes) xvideos.com
While Shannon Tweed may be the queen of B-movies, Boyle might be right up there with her. The Chicago native started her acting career in 1988, but saw things take off after breaking up with her boyfriend in 1995 and deciding she should let loose and go nude. That opened up myriad possibilities, including numerous spots in Playboy's Book of Lingerie and starring roles in B-movies like I Like To Play Games and Friend of the Family. How hot was Boyle? She probably is the closest competitor in the B-Movie Bracket to crossing into the mainstream, as she had a small part in Eddie Murphy's version of The Nutty Professor and was seen in 90's staples Bad Boys and Face/Off. Still, she's best known to us for her great nude appearances. Now 55, Boyle has a new career as a photographer, though she still shows up herself occasionally on her own Instagram feed.
Stacy BURKE
34C-24-34
PIC: tuscl.net
CLIP: softcore69.com
Burke is an acquired taste. If we said Nikki Fritz had "basketball boobs," then it might be fair to say Burke has "tennis ball tits," as hers are clearly fake, very round, not close together and have larger-than average areolae. Consider, however, she does a lot of fetish and bondage work, so her breasts may be that shape in part by choice, since it allows each boob to be individually bound — I'm not into that, so I'm just spitballing, you never know. We do know is this: Even with her odd boobs, she's still got a really cute face under blonde hair and almost always has a pleasant smile when she's not doing something fetishy. Granted, she also seems a little kooky: You can find separate GoFundMe's she's advertised for her husband having cancer and her husband divorcing her. We're not talking about a girlfriend here, though. We're just talking "Who'd you rather." And maybe you'd rather with her.
This may be one where things get out of hand in one direction, but we've had others like that in the bracket before, plus, you never know who comes out of the woodwork sometimes. Let's see what happens.
BOYLE
BURKE
or NEITHER
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last commentLisa BOYLE
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Burke. The nipples.
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Have to agree with FLF everything about burke's body is on point except for her tits. They absolutely ruin her look. I found another picture of burke from behind where you couldn't see her tits and she looked great.
But I can't base my decision on that one pic because this contest is about the overall look and I can't get past those poorly done fakes in a pick em contest.
Boyle is the pick (she looks good too).
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Both
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Boyle
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Neither
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Lisa.
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Boyle.
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Boyle.
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Lisa Boyle.
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Bumping this as we're still discussing Banks/Scott.
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Boyle.....
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Boyle.
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Burke
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Boyle
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Burke's fakies are ridiculously awful, so Boyle despite Burke being prettier
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Boyle looks good to me. Yea
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Boyle, for the same reasons as Declined to State.
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Burke
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Lisa boyle
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Bumping again because some guys can't let Banks/Scott go.
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Both!
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Burke
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Boyle. But very close to neither.
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I did not expect this to be a contest. It was not, though I might make the case Burke did better than I expected. I still think it's surprising Burke got four votes in this matchup while Sara Suzanne Brown got none against Nikki Fritz.
I'm going to throw one more vote Boyle's way.
BOYLE: 17
BURKE: 4
NEITHER: 1
B̶o̶t̶h̶:̶ ̶2̶ (This number is one higher than I would expect. Don't get into this habit, guys. It'll get worse as we get deeper into the bracket if I don't make mention. You're just wasting folks' time, your own included. Both is not a choice.)
Boyle advances and draws Mia Zottoli in the second round.
That wraps up the B-Movie Bracket in the first round. Matchups to anticipate in the second round:
Lisa BOYLE vs. Mia ZOTTOLI
Kristi DUCATI vs. Akira LANE
Nikki FRITZ vs. Ahmo HIGHT
Lorissa McCOMAS vs. Stacy MORAN
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Unrelated note: Tonight got busy for me all of a sudden.
Maybe we post the final matchup of the first round later this evening, maybe we don't. You'll live.
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