Who'd You Rather: Lisa Boyle vs. Stacy Burke
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Tuesday, October 1, 2019 8:59 PM
Last matchup of the B-Movie Bracket in the first round and I'll be honest: I'm expecting this matchup to draw some gripes. Let's see what happens.
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Pornstar Bracket: Lisa BOYLE vs. Stacy BURKE
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Lisa BOYLE
34C-24-33
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: (softcore, for all intents and purposes) [view link]
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While Shannon Tweed may be the queen of B-movies, Boyle might be right up there with her. The Chicago native started her acting career in 1988, but saw things take off after breaking up with her boyfriend in 1995 and deciding she should let loose and go nude. That opened up myriad possibilities, including numerous spots in Playboy's Book of Lingerie and starring roles in B-movies like I Like To Play Games and Friend of the Family. How hot was Boyle? She probably is the closest competitor in the B-Movie Bracket to crossing into the mainstream, as she had a small part in Eddie Murphy's version of The Nutty Professor and was seen in 90's staples Bad Boys and Face/Off. Still, she's best known to us for her great nude appearances. Now 55, Boyle has a new career as a photographer, though she still shows up herself occasionally on her own Instagram feed.
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Stacy BURKE
34C-24-34
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: [view link]
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Burke is an acquired taste. If we said Nikki Fritz had "basketball boobs," then it might be fair to say Burke has "tennis ball tits," as hers are clearly fake, very round, not close together and have larger-than average areolae. Consider, however, she does a lot of fetish and bondage work, so her breasts may be that shape in part by choice, since it allows each boob to be individually bound — I'm not into that, so I'm just spitballing, you never know. We do know is this: Even with her odd boobs, she's still got a really cute face under blonde hair and almost always has a pleasant smile when she's not doing something fetishy. Granted, she also seems a little kooky: You can find separate GoFundMe's she's advertised for her husband having cancer and her husband divorcing her. We're not talking about a girlfriend here, though. We're just talking "Who'd you rather." And maybe you'd rather with her.
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This may be one where things get out of hand in one direction, but we've had others like that in the bracket before, plus, you never know who comes out of the woodwork sometimes. Let's see what happens.
BOYLE
BURKE
or NEITHER
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