Who'd You Rather: Rochelle Swanson vs. Mia Zottoli
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Monday, September 23, 2019 7:32 PM
Here's the seventh of eight first-round matchups in the B-Movie Bracket.
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B-Movie Bracket: Rochelle SWANSON vs. Mia ZOTTOLI
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Rochelle SWANSON
34D-23-33
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: (stripping & softcore) [view link]
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The pretenses behind beauty pageants are frustrating. Swanson won Miss San Diego in 1984, which is saying something given the nature of women in the city with the nation's best weather, but was stripped of the title after appearing nude in Penthouse. Maybe we won out and the pageant was the loser, though, as Swanson decided she looked good enough naked to keep going that route instead. Her best role may have been as a femme fatale in Mutual Needs, a Playboy-produced B-movie that saw her stripping, dancing and pseudo-sexing as an escort who becomes more than a client can handle. Swanson bounced back-and-forth between the B-movie realm and small mainstream parts, even appearing as David Hasselhoff's girlfriend in an episode of Baywatch. Now 55, Swanson's IMDB profile stops in 2003, but you can find her on social media and, unsurprisingly, she still looks great.
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Mia ZOTTOLI
36D-28-34
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: (softcore) [view link]
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Zottoli's another actress for whom, with some searching, you can find her with or without her implants. I always liked her bigger up top, as evidenced by us picking out her personal trainer scene from All For Lust, where she's on display in her full glory through most of the clip, and it seems like she had the enhancements for most of her B-movie career. Zottoli went across the country from Boston to L.A. to land a Playboy tryout before settling into B-movie roles, mostly between 1997-2004, though, even in her 50s, she still has a credit or two to her name recently. She's one of the few in the B-movie bracket not named Shannon Tweed who has an ex-lover more famous than she is: Thomas Hayden Church, of Sideways and Wings fame, with whom she has a child. A product of gymnastics and cheerleading in her younger days, and a college grad with a double-major, Zottoli is curvy, smart and sexy; a great combo.
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This may end up being the matchup most alphabetically close to the end we have, for what that's worth. If Swanson wins, she shouldn't get used to being listed first.
SWANSON
ZOTTOLI
or NEITHER
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