Who'd You Rather: Rochelle Swanson vs. Mia Zottoli
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Here's the seventh of eight first-round matchups in the B-Movie Bracket.
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B-Movie Bracket: Rochelle SWANSON vs. Mia ZOTTOLI
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Rochelle SWANSON
34D-23-33
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1943
CLIP: (stripping & softcore) https://www.redtube.com/17310871
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The pretenses behind beauty pageants are frustrating. Swanson won Miss San Diego in 1984, which is saying something given the nature of women in the city with the nation's best weather, but was stripped of the title after appearing nude in Penthouse. Maybe we won out and the pageant was the loser, though, as Swanson decided she looked good enough naked to keep going that route instead. Her best role may have been as a femme fatale in Mutual Needs, a Playboy-produced B-movie that saw her stripping, dancing and pseudo-sexing as an escort who becomes more than a client can handle. Swanson bounced back-and-forth between the B-movie realm and small mainstream parts, even appearing as David Hasselhoff's girlfriend in an episode of Baywatch. Now 55, Swanson's IMDB profile stops in 2003, but you can find her on social media and, unsurprisingly, she still looks great.
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Mia ZOTTOLI
36D-28-34
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1915
CLIP: (softcore) http://www.madthumbs.com/videos/736284/b…
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Zottoli's another actress for whom, with some searching, you can find her with or without her implants. I always liked her bigger up top, as evidenced by us picking out her personal trainer scene from All For Lust, where she's on display in her full glory through most of the clip, and it seems like she had the enhancements for most of her B-movie career. Zottoli went across the country from Boston to L.A. to land a Playboy tryout before settling into B-movie roles, mostly between 1997-2004, though, even in her 50s, she still has a credit or two to her name recently. She's one of the few in the B-movie bracket not named Shannon Tweed who has an ex-lover more famous than she is: Thomas Hayden Church, of Sideways and Wings fame, with whom she has a child. A product of gymnastics and cheerleading in her younger days, and a college grad with a double-major, Zottoli is curvy, smart and sexy; a great combo.
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This may end up being the matchup most alphabetically close to the end we have, for what that's worth. If Swanson wins, she shouldn't get used to being listed first.
SWANSON
ZOTTOLI
or NEITHER
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B-Movie Bracket: Rochelle SWANSON vs. Mia ZOTTOLI
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Rochelle SWANSON
34D-23-33
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1943
CLIP: (stripping & softcore) https://www.redtube.com/17310871
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The pretenses behind beauty pageants are frustrating. Swanson won Miss San Diego in 1984, which is saying something given the nature of women in the city with the nation's best weather, but was stripped of the title after appearing nude in Penthouse. Maybe we won out and the pageant was the loser, though, as Swanson decided she looked good enough naked to keep going that route instead. Her best role may have been as a femme fatale in Mutual Needs, a Playboy-produced B-movie that saw her stripping, dancing and pseudo-sexing as an escort who becomes more than a client can handle. Swanson bounced back-and-forth between the B-movie realm and small mainstream parts, even appearing as David Hasselhoff's girlfriend in an episode of Baywatch. Now 55, Swanson's IMDB profile stops in 2003, but you can find her on social media and, unsurprisingly, she still looks great.
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Mia ZOTTOLI
36D-28-34
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1915
CLIP: (softcore) http://www.madthumbs.com/videos/736284/b…
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Zottoli's another actress for whom, with some searching, you can find her with or without her implants. I always liked her bigger up top, as evidenced by us picking out her personal trainer scene from All For Lust, where she's on display in her full glory through most of the clip, and it seems like she had the enhancements for most of her B-movie career. Zottoli went across the country from Boston to L.A. to land a Playboy tryout before settling into B-movie roles, mostly between 1997-2004, though, even in her 50s, she still has a credit or two to her name recently. She's one of the few in the B-movie bracket not named Shannon Tweed who has an ex-lover more famous than she is: Thomas Hayden Church, of Sideways and Wings fame, with whom she has a child. A product of gymnastics and cheerleading in her younger days, and a college grad with a double-major, Zottoli is curvy, smart and sexy; a great combo.
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This may end up being the matchup most alphabetically close to the end we have, for what that's worth. If Swanson wins, she shouldn't get used to being listed first.
SWANSON
ZOTTOLI
or NEITHER
24 comments
If there's any site where guys might be into naked women, this should be it, no?
This bracket is set and was seeded a long time ago; the 64 consist of the pictures you'll see if you go to the 'Pictures' section of my profile. I wasn't thinking bracket when I posted the pictures, but when I happened to stop at 64, and when the thread where I revealed the pictures proved popular, the idea came up and, well, here we are.
That said, though it's occasionally brought out a few cranky posts from guys who just don't like my taste in women, I'd consider doing it again in the future because each thread's had good traffic. "In the future" probably means this time next year, mind you. I might want some time off from the site as a whole when this gets done.
Yes, we may crowdsource suggestions when we get there. I'm envisioning a "second chance" for high-vote-getting first-round losers from this bracket, like Lisa Guerrero and Rachel Hunter. Also a thread where you guys make suggestions, which will surely have trolls and devolve, so I'll apply some editorial discretion. And so on.
I'll think about it when we get there, though, to be honest, we still have about two and a half months to go in this bracket. Honestly, I'll just be happy if we get through this one without either my SO or a co-worker seeing my spreadsheet or a voting thread on my computer or phone and saying, "What's that?"
If we get there, keep Lena in mind. I mean, I considered going truly vintage with the likes of Marilyn Monroe or Jayne Mansfield when picking pictures, but decided my pictures would probably be most appealing if I stuck to the 80's and onward. However, if there's enough interest in going that far back, I'd consider it.
Sinclair was the 2011 Playmate of the Year, though her relationship with the magazine is probably irreparably damaged after she revealed she was domestically abused by Hugh Hefner's son, Marston, multiple times while they were dating. In happier news, Sinclair fronted the burlesque show "Pin Up" at Las Vegas' Stratosphere from 2013-17. She also is very into cosplay and is a businesswoman, now owning her own small retro boutique hotel, charmingly called Clairebnb, that opened this year south of downtown Vegas. Here's a fun sampling of her work: https://xhamster.com/videos/claire-sincl…
I think she'll be a popular choice in the next bracket. She's a more-recent addition to my stable of "OK, I'm into her" ladies, whereas I went more for the classic standards this time. Next bracket, she's in.
I felt the need to change my avatar because having it be Brooke didn't seem fair heading into the Brooke/Michaels matchup. She was my top, outside-the-bracket choice.
I'll give Zottoli one more vote. I know you guys aren't a big fan of fake ones, but I don't mind, and I love hers' shape.
ZOTTOLI: 13
SWANSON: 7
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Zottoli emerges. She'll face the winner of the upcoming Lisa Boyle/Stacy Burke showdown.