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We follow the Anderson/Richards showdown with two lesser-known names, including one I'm guessing very few of you know. However, I think you'll like what you'll see. --- Model Bracket: Heather KOZAR vs. Susana RECHE --- Heather KOZAR 36DD-24-35 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1916 CLIP: (Playboy nude) https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b3d2cd6597d --- Kozar was a…
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And now, an epic showdown for which I think any of the three possible results may be equally possible. Before we get this one started, another quick primer on things I think you need to be reminded of before voting,…
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We've only had one matchup in the model bracket so far, which produced a surprising result. Let's start another one. --- Model Bracket: Cynthia BRIMHALL vs. Isis NILE --- Cynthia BRIMHALL 36C-25-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1913, with some higher-res ones here — https://priceisright.fandom.com/wiki/Cynthia_Brimhall CLIP: (seethrough modeling/dancing) https://softcore69.com/video/138484/cynthia-brimhall-in-fit-to-kill-1993 --- Cynthia Brimhall,…
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Some of you guys have balked at the Pornstar Bracket in general, but we have five more matchups yet to go in that region. We'll hit one more for now, then we'll set it aside for a while. That said,…
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For those of you who have wanted more-natural, but still busty, this one may be for you. This could spawn some discussion about body types, too. Should be interesting --- Pornstar Bracket: Lisa GUERRERO vs. Kate UPTON --- Lisa GUERRERO 36D-30-35 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1931 CLIP: (cheerleader outfit) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byu_PjmzX0U --- Guerrero…
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This one should be interesting. I think it's going to be important to emphasize one thing with this: We are evaluating the women IN THEIR PRIME. Granted, let's be fair: Jenna's looking arguably better now ... https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-body/pictures/jenna-jameson-lost-80-pounds-post-baby-pictures-diet-tips/suck-in-for-perspective/ ... then she has…
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While a lot of the women in these matchups can kind of be seen as somewhat adjacent in their work, and I'm even going to go guess we'll end up with some matchups where there will be a clip of…
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This is the first of a few "awkward" matchups. You'll see what I mean. Nonetheless, we'll see what happens. A refresher on the principles: 1. I started posting pictures of hot naked women to my profile one night with no intention…
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We open the Model Bracket with a matchup that, I have a feeling, might tilt decidedly one way. I'll explain below. --- Model Bracket: Cori NADINE vs. Ashley SINCLAIR --- Cori NADINE 36D-25-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1904 CLIP: (nude photoshoot) https://www.xnxx.com/video-clxu78/cori_nadine_red_dress_strip_show --- Cori Nadine is a difficult phenomenon to explain…
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I think this is a pretty epic matchup to kick off the Celebrity Bracket. --- Celebrity Bracket: Nicole KIDMAN vs. Kiana TOM --- Nicole KIDMAN 34A-23-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1933 CLIP: (sexy dancing, non-nude) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGrH4Q_zrNE&t=8s --- She's an Academy Award winner who's at home being all different kinds of sexy.…
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We open up the Pornstar Bracket with a battle between the old and new guards. --- Pornstar Bracket: LISA ANN vs. Megan RAIN --- LISA ANN 38DD-20-33 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1899 CLIP: (hardcore anal) https://www.analdin.com/videos/312862/invited-to-her-and-gave-a-try-in-all-holes-lisa-ann-porn/?pbw=1 --- Lisa Ann was already a porn veteran when she burst into the mainstream by…
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Hey kids. A while back, I uploaded a number of pictures to my profile of my favorite all-time women to see naked. I stopped at 64, just because that seemed like a nice round number. However, it's also the perfect…
Stars Cabaret
Neenah, WI
Stars has officially renamed itself to ... the Peppermint Hippo. You can't write this stuff, folks.
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I turned my profile's photo secton into kind of a wall of fame for all-time hotties in my book. A full deck, if you will, as there are 52. Actresses, B-movie stars, adult film stars, some sports figures, some models,…
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It's understandable that Founder might not want to be as hands-on with the reviews forever, and crowdsourcing their approval is, theoretically, a solution for that. But it's been noticeable that the quality of some of the "approved" reviews lately has…
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I think we might want to have a talk about review etiquette and what to say and not say. One thing I'm seeing in reviews of Detroit clubs lately is that, if a reviewer implies he got above-and beyond service,…
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... I always wonder which Detroit clubs they were at on Saturday night. Last time I was at PH, my fave ladies claimed they were entertaining one of the Lions. (Arranged OTC, it still worked out.) I mean, these guys…
Silk Exotic Madison
Middleton, WI
Silk Madison is the more countrified version of its sister club(s) in Milwaukee. Located on Madison's west side, it's probably the easiest club for many in the rural southwestern part of the state to get to. A lot of things…
Scores Chicago Strip Club
Stone Park, IL
Scores has been on the corner of Lake & Mannheim for a long time, dating back to when the Scores franchise's New York location was the Howard Stern-promoted darling club of the 2000s. The luster's worn off the brand a…
PoleKatz
Bridgeview, IL
Chicago clubs take heat for being expensive without a high level of service. However, Polekatz bucks that trend, which is why it's actually one of the higher rated clubs on TUSCL in the Midwest. Polekatz is expensive, yes, with varying…
Elysium
Detroit, MI
Frank Sinatra sang "There used to be a ballpark." Madonna sang "This used to be my playground." For many, Penthouse used to be the best. Now, with no curtains, not much privacy reported in VIP and everyone feeling the pressure…
On The Border
Franklin, WI
OTB flies a little more under the radar than Silk, in that it doesn't have all the late-night TV ads, radio spots or features. It does, however, provide just as good of an experience, maybe better, depending on what you…
Heart Breakers
Milwaukee, WI
After having a bit of an identity crisis a few years ago, going by names like Brooklyn and (not-spearmint) Rhino for only a few months, Heart Breakers settled back in on the name it had when it was most famous…
Gold Room Chicago
Stone Park, IL
Gold Club is run by the same folks who run Polekatz on the south side of town. Polekatz is perhaps Chicago's best club and an underrated option in the Midwest on the whole. Gold Club, however, still has a ways…
Flight Club
Inkster, MI
With Penthouse Club's recent changes, it's generally been thought that the crown for Detroit's top level of service has been handed to Flight Club. Indeed, many Penthouse dancers migrated to Flight Club during Penthouse's closure, and some are likely to…
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