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Who'd You Rather: Kelly T. vs. Vicca

AnonymousJim

Scanning the room from the back

Before this matchup, some explanation: When I was picking pictures, I basically just thought of the first 64 women that came to mind. I wasn't thinking about a bracket or the threads it would create.

When a bracket came about, I split the women in to four groups (the four brackets), then put them in the order I thought the hive mind would like them. I didn't think about trying to "create" matchups.

When I saw how the matchups fell, two stuck out where I figured the thread could go south. The first was Hayek/McCarthy. This is the second one.

I'm going to take a somewhat extraordinary step here to try and keep this thread from leaving the focus of "Who'd You Rather" by referring to one competitor by a ... shortened ... name.

I'm doing it in the hope that this thread remains just about "Who'd You Rather" and doesn't go in a completely unrelated direction. Granted, that may still happen, and it's going to be obvious enough if you actually click through to the links.

She had the name before the other one took on all kinds of connotations. She's no relation whatsoever. And the ethnicity of the woman she got seeded against is a total coincidence.

Hopefully we've had enough of these threads already that most non-trolls will simply evaluate the women, not get hung up on the silliness. However, anything's possible on TUSCL. So be it.

Let's hope for the best.

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Model Bracket: KELLY T. vs. VICCA

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KELLY T.

34D-24-34

PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1928
CLIP: (anal hardcore; it gets particularly fun at 6:20) https://xhamster.com/videos/kelly-trump-…

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If Germans have a reputation for being uptight, Kelly, uh, loosens that impression. After all, one can't be too tight to be as flexible as she proves to be in the above clip from "Olympus: Rifugio Degli Dei" (Refuge of the Gods), where the German actress appears in an Italian porn film about Grecian myths and gets hammered spread eagle like a Romanian gymnast. If anything, Kelly proves good pornstars have to be strong, whether it be the muscle control involved with anal or the different positions one has to hold onto for good shots. After establishing herself in Europe's porn scene in the 1990s, Kelly even proved her physical prowess by appearing on a German version of Celebrity Boxing, only to lose to a contestant from The (German) Bachelor. Kelly was popular enough in Europe to make her way over and do a few films for Wicked Pictures in the States, too. A winner of the best German porn actress award three times in five years, Kelly's work is worth seeking out to in any country or language. Du musst ein heißes Mädchen lieben, das weiß, wie man fickt.

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VICCA

36C-24-34

PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1923
CLIP: (hardcore) https://www.xvideos.com/video2004032/jul…

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Vicca comes from Russia with love, or at least lust and a whole lot of sexiness. No one could have thought Vicca would end up being the kind of star she became when she was born in Moscow in 1974. She had a lot going for her outside of modeling, and being Miss Teen Moscow, as a child: She on the fencing team, graduated the Russian equivalent of high school at just 16, joined Mensa and could speak four languages. But with the fall of the Iron Curtain, Vicca decided academia wasn't for her, instead heading first to Budapest to model, then to LA for porn. Tall but busty and sultry, Vicca caught on fast, winning awards and finishing runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2001. Vicca dabbled in a little of everything, from B-movies to anal, and built a small but loyal fan base before largely disappearing from on-camera adult work after a website she ran with a good friend and on-screen partner, former Miss Kyrgyzstan and fellow Penthouse Pet Nikita, went offline in 2002. Мы скучаем по тебе, вика: Red(headed) Russian babes like you are just too few and far between.

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The German versus the Russian, and hopefully this doesn't turn into an international incident. I'm cringing and crossing my fingers.

KELLY T.
VICCA
or NEITHER