Who'd You Rather: Sara Suzanne Brown vs. Nikki Fritz
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Wednesday, August 28, 2019 9:03 PM
With this matchup marking the first round's halfway point, we've done four matchups in the Pornstar and Model Brackets, six in the Celebrity, but just one in the B-Movie Bracket. Let's change that.
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B-Movie Bracket: Sara Suzanne BROWN vs. Nikki FRITZ
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Sara Suzanne BROWN
Measurements unavailable (34C?)
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: (topless dancing) [view link]
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Brown is the first of two women we'll feature from the film that revolutionized made-for-pay-cable B-movies, The Bikini Car Wash Company. There was no doubt as to the premise of the movie, and it had little to do with plot: The goal was to present young, busty women in bright sunshine, taking off their bikinis while showing off their glistening, wet bodies. Nudity on pay cable wasn't a new thing, nor were beach bikini movies with topless women. But Bikini Car Wash was the opposite of the many imitation Basic Instinct late-night cable erotic thrillers of the time, skipping the dramatics, instead showing ladies smiling, dancing and enjoying both their nakedness and how good they looked. Brown was in other movies, too, including a Bikini Car Wash sequel and as a stripper in The Last Boy Scout. But her moves were best on display at the Sunshine Car Wash. Oh to be an extra in LA in 1992.
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Nikki FRITZ
34D-22-33
PIC: [view link]
CLIP: (softcore) [view link]
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After an appearance in a 1983 spring break movie at age 19, Fritz's B-movie career didn't really gain momentum until she was well into her 30s, despite an extensive career as a dancer through her adult years. You have to like big, enhanced breasts to like Fritz, whose chest has been described as "basketboobs." However, she paired that chest with gorgeous, long brown hair and a sensuality that acquitted her to a variety of scenes. Fritz began appearing in more films and TV shows in 1998, though by the time she appeared in 2004's Bikini A Go Go, she was 40 and was starting to show signs of age. You can find one or two of her hardcore videos out there, which is unsurprising since she's married to a male adult film star, but none are as well produced as her pay-TV fare. Yes, you do have to have a particular taste to like Fritz. But if you have that taste, she's perfect.
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I have a feeling there will be some "neither" votes here, but beyond that, it's anyone's guess
BROWN
FRITZ
or NEITHER
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