Who'd You Rather: Sara Suzanne Brown vs. Nikki Fritz
AnonymousJim
With this matchup marking the first round's halfway point, we've done four matchups in the Pornstar and Model Brackets, six in the Celebrity, but just one in the B-Movie Bracket. Let's change that.
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B-Movie Bracket: Sara Suzanne BROWN vs. Nikki FRITZ
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Sara Suzanne BROWN
Measurements unavailable (34C?)
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.ph…
CLIP: (topless dancing) https://www.pornhub.com/view_v…
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Brown is the first of two women we'll feature from the film that revolutionized made-for-pay-cable B-movies, The Bikini Car Wash Company. There was no doubt as to the premise of the movie, and it had little to do with plot: The goal was to present young, busty women in bright sunshine, taking off their bikinis while showing off their glistening, wet bodies. Nudity on pay cable wasn't a new thing, nor were beach bikini movies with topless women. But Bikini Car Wash was the opposite of the many imitation Basic Instinct late-night cable erotic thrillers of the time, skipping the dramatics, instead showing ladies smiling, dancing and enjoying both their nakedness and how good they looked. Brown was in other movies, too, including a Bikini Car Wash sequel and as a stripper in The Last Boy Scout. But her moves were best on display at the Sunshine Car Wash. Oh to be an extra in LA in 1992.
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Nikki FRITZ
34D-22-33
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.ph…
CLIP: (softcore) https://www.xvideos.com/video6…
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After an appearance in a 1983 spring break movie at age 19, Fritz's B-movie career didn't really gain momentum until she was well into her 30s, despite an extensive career as a dancer through her adult years. You have to like big, enhanced breasts to like Fritz, whose chest has been described as "basketboobs." However, she paired that chest with gorgeous, long brown hair and a sensuality that acquitted her to a variety of scenes. Fritz began appearing in more films and TV shows in 1998, though by the time she appeared in 2004's Bikini A Go Go, she was 40 and was starting to show signs of age. You can find one or two of her hardcore videos out there, which is unsurprising since she's married to a male adult film star, but none are as well produced as her pay-TV fare. Yes, you do have to have a particular taste to like Fritz. But if you have that taste, she's perfect.
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I have a feeling there will be some "neither" votes here, but beyond that, it's anyone's guess
BROWN
FRITZ
or NEITHER
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B-Movie Bracket: Sara Suzanne BROWN vs. Nikki FRITZ
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Sara Suzanne BROWN
Measurements unavailable (34C?)
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.ph…
CLIP: (topless dancing) https://www.pornhub.com/view_v…
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Brown is the first of two women we'll feature from the film that revolutionized made-for-pay-cable B-movies, The Bikini Car Wash Company. There was no doubt as to the premise of the movie, and it had little to do with plot: The goal was to present young, busty women in bright sunshine, taking off their bikinis while showing off their glistening, wet bodies. Nudity on pay cable wasn't a new thing, nor were beach bikini movies with topless women. But Bikini Car Wash was the opposite of the many imitation Basic Instinct late-night cable erotic thrillers of the time, skipping the dramatics, instead showing ladies smiling, dancing and enjoying both their nakedness and how good they looked. Brown was in other movies, too, including a Bikini Car Wash sequel and as a stripper in The Last Boy Scout. But her moves were best on display at the Sunshine Car Wash. Oh to be an extra in LA in 1992.
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Nikki FRITZ
34D-22-33
PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.ph…
CLIP: (softcore) https://www.xvideos.com/video6…
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After an appearance in a 1983 spring break movie at age 19, Fritz's B-movie career didn't really gain momentum until she was well into her 30s, despite an extensive career as a dancer through her adult years. You have to like big, enhanced breasts to like Fritz, whose chest has been described as "basketboobs." However, she paired that chest with gorgeous, long brown hair and a sensuality that acquitted her to a variety of scenes. Fritz began appearing in more films and TV shows in 1998, though by the time she appeared in 2004's Bikini A Go Go, she was 40 and was starting to show signs of age. You can find one or two of her hardcore videos out there, which is unsurprising since she's married to a male adult film star, but none are as well produced as her pay-TV fare. Yes, you do have to have a particular taste to like Fritz. But if you have that taste, she's perfect.
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I have a feeling there will be some "neither" votes here, but beyond that, it's anyone's guess
BROWN
FRITZ
or NEITHER
Comments
last commentAnyway, I’ll go with Fritz because of her tits.
Almost a 'neither'.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_v…
But yes, that scene is hot, too. My goal is to pull a different clip each time someone advances, and given it looks like Fritz will advance, that one might be on the horizon.
https://www.google.com/search?…
It's weird, too, because you guys have generally been anti-enhancement. They're both enhanced, but Nikki's are much more blatant. And yet, she's dominating.
Plus, are you guys not watching the clips? I mean, yes, Fritz is hot. But Brown can move! I would have thought that alone would tempt someone. Nope.
Maybe you guys don't like big hair? Maybe you guys are more into older women? Avluv over Harper was another case of that. But yeah, it's one-sided.
I'll file my vote now for Fritz as well, but man, this went really far in one direction and I did not expect that.
Fritz
That said, this one was over well before today or yesterday.
FRITZ: 20
NEITHER: 2
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Fritz advances, but the bigger story is how: She ties Denise Richards for the most votes in a matchup thus far and overtakes her for the biggest margin of victory. I'd say there's a good chance no one will top this one.
Meanwhile, Brown goes voteless. Obviously that's a first. Isis Nile only got four votes in her poll, but that matchup only got 14 votes total.
The weird thing is, a number of you guys said it was a close choice. Obviously this speaks well for Fritz. I don't know if it necessarily speaks poorly of Brown though. I'd say the "it was close" and "no contest" comments were about what they usually are. But in terms of the count, it was no contest.
I kind of wonder if it was the clip. Maybe this one would have been better? https://softcore69.com/video/1…. That said, @wallanon looked at it pretty thoroughly and seemed to come to the conclusion Brown wasn't her thing. Fritz was the "bigger name" in B-movies, too, by far (this was not a seed-wise upset). But maybe you guys weren't a fan of the Bikini Car Wash thing. No idea.
Given the authoritative win, Fritz has to be considered a contender to take the B-Movie Bracket. She'll draw a brunette in the next round, though, in either Ahmo Hight or Shannan Leigh.
One other note: No matchup over the holiday weekend. We'll pick things up again Monday or Tuesday night.