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Who'd You Rather: Kristi Ducati vs. Wendy Hamilton

Sep 19, 2019, 7:06 PM
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AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back

I've been looking forward to this one. Two fresh faces from the early 90's.


B-Movie Bracket: Kristi DUCATI vs. Wendy HAMILTON


Kristi DUCATI

Measurements Unvailable (32D?)

PIC: tuscl.net CLIP: (topless dancing) pornhub.com


Earlier in the bracket, we featured Sara Suzanne Brown and touted her spot in "The Bikini Car Wash Company," still considered a landmark among Skinemax B-movies of the early 90's. Brown failed miserably in competition with Nikki Fritz, though, not even garnering one vote. We'll see if Ducati does better, as she was "introduced" in that film and played the lead role. Doe-eyed, tanned, hard-bodied and equipped with a subtle but sexy glance, dance and walk, Ducati had star potential written all over her. However, even by the following year's sequel, something had changed. After one mainstream appearance in an episode of "Married...With Children," by the mid-90's, she was off the screen. Some life changes later, she now takes care of her kids and works with fitness in a ranch-laden area of California off the beaten path. In her prime, though, she alone made Cinemax worth watching at 1:30 in the morning.


Wendy HAMILTON

32D-24-36

PIC: tuscl.net CLIP: (stripping) aznude.com


When a woman comes from Detroit who can dance in a club like Hamilton does, you kind of have to wonder if she was "available" back in the day. The "from Detroit" part is at least true for Miss December 1991, a busty brunette who went from the Motor City to Florida to Hollywood and rocked the early-90's pixie cut to perfection when she sheared her long, dark Playboy locks. Hamilton was one of a number of playmates to translate her magazine appearances into film through Andy Sidaris' bullets, bombs and babes movies, looking particularly sharp both in the strip club and on the golf course in The Dallas Connection. Hamilton got out of the business in 1995, though, and it's almost impossible to find any info on her life since, which is surprising for a former playmate. Wherever you are, Wendy, if you ever are interested in hitting the links for 18, let us know if you need a playing partner.


I'm going to guess a few of you might not find either of these women to your tastes, as they're very much of their time. But hey, you're online enjoying looking at healthy naked women. Enjoy living in the first-world (and vote, even if it is 'Neither').

DUCATI HAMILTON or NEITHER

comments (30)

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prevert

Definitely not “neither”, but I’m having trouble deciding.

But I’m going with Hamilton. Even if her tits are fake, she’s prettier than Ducati.

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Ferdinx

Ducati

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Jascoi

I think I have to go with the first girl.

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JAprufrock

Ducati, by a cuntree mile.

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londonguy

Ducati for me.

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rh48hr

I like to do additional picture research for perspective.

In my research, I found pictures of Hamilton pre enhancements and im bir sure why she got the enhancements. She didn't need them.

She looked much better without the enhancements. But I still like Ducati. She has a look that just does it for me. But Hamilton looks good as well.

Ducati

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IHearVoices

Hamilton.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Hamilton

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chimera422

Ducati

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JohnSmith69

Neither. Not my type.

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Warrior15

Kristi.

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Clubber

Nothing there for me!

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DrStab

Kristi

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Longball300

Wendy

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Warrior15

You know. Every time that Longball posts, I want to change my vote to the girl in his avatar.

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datinman

I checked out her 1991 Playboy spread. Wendy.

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JAprufrock
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nofuglies

neither

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gSteph

Ducati Wendy's boobs look too fack

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skibum609

Neither. If dancers looked like porn stars I would play more poker.

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MontanaMarty

Hell im going with Ducati

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anthony6613

Ducati

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bullzeye

Hamilton

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rl27

Hamilton

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AnonymousJim

This one was closer than a lot of our others have been recently.

Ducati's a personal favorite that will get a vote from me pretty much as long as she's in the bracket, so we add one more to her total before closing it up.

DUCATI: 13 HAMILTON: 7 NEITHER: 4

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Ducati gets to ride her motorcycle onward, while Hamilton gets in a shootout but still loses the duel. History repeating, I guess.

Ducati will go up against Akira Lane in the next round.

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bang69

Both

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Muddy

Yeah Jim, Ducati was one of your former Avatars I was always like who the fuck is that? Ducati hands down

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AnonymousJim

Kristi may have shaped my taste in women: Big hair, big breasts, big smile, can dance, can flirt, has certain sweetness to her without seeming naive. Soooooo hot.

However, you guys liked Lane for a lot of the same reasons. It'll be a good matchup.

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loper

Ducati can wash my car anytime.

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georgmicrodong

Ducati looks like the same plastic, bit hair, big titted bimbo that was in every music video of the 80s and 90s. Boring.

I can overlook fake tits for this one. Hamilton for me.

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