Who'd You Rather: Eva Angelina vs. Jesse Jane

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AnonymousJim
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This one should be interesting. I can see it going either way based on results we've already had and the tastes you guys have expressed. It's going to be a lot like Brooke/Michaels was. Let's get to it.

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Pornstar Bracket: Eva ANGELINA vs. Jesse JANE

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Eva ANGELINA

34D-24-38

PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1946
CLIP: (blowjob & facial) https://www.tnaflix.com/cum-videos/%5BBZ…

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Angelina has a lot of awesome going for her. She's never been afraid of sex, doing her first scene when she was just three months past the age of 18 in 2003. If you're into sexy librarian types, as in girls in glasses, Angelina fits your bill, as not only does she often wear them in scenes, she claims to be nearly blind if she's not wearing glasses or contacts. Her mix of sweetheart looks and dirty ways makes her appealing to a broad swath of porn-watchers. You can find older clips of her pre-implants and pre-tattoos, or you can find later clips with the art & boobs. But what makes Angelina most awesome is that she's the rare pornstar who has found a calling after porn. She's just 34 now, but she has taken up crossfit and now leads a firefighting squadron in Florida under her real name. From flaming hot to saving people from flames, Angelina wins at life. The question is if she can win in the bracket.

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Jesse JANE

34D-23-34

PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1925
CLIP: (hardcore) https://txxx.com/videos/1090189/jesse-ja…

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Jane is the dirtiest talker on the planet, period. Her signature is being able to, at the snap of a finger, almost unconsciously start shouting a string of commands as to how hard she wants you to pound her. It made her the perfect host of Playboy TV's "Night Calls" show, where callers could talk to her while watching her naked on screen, often with unsurprising results for the caller. Her background as a military brat, dancer and cheerleader gave her the perfect upbringing to become the kind of pornstar you lust for. One could argue she took the mantle from Jenna Jameson as the world's biggest pornstar for a time in the 2000s, appearing as the lead in some of the most-expensive and best known films of the decade for Digital Playground, like Pirates and Top Guns. Still well-known and a popular find on online sites. If there was a Mount Rushmore of porn, she'd have a good case to be on it.

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I can see this going either way. Let's go.

ANGELINA
JANE
or NEITHER

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JAprufrock
5 years ago
Jane. Magnificent nipples!
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Muddy
5 years ago
Jesse Jane
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Angelina all the way!

I’m thinking that Jesse Jane will probably be very popular. But I’ve enjoyed Angelina’s scenes for years. She was super cute when she was younger. She’s changed as she’s aged, but I’ve always enjoyed her cute smile, glasses, big fake tits, and her big swollen cunt flaps!
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Clubber
5 years ago
Eva ANGELINA
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Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
Angelina.
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anthony6613
5 years ago
Angelina
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wallanon
5 years ago
Angelina. Much rather.
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bang69
5 years ago
Both
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Warrior15
5 years ago
Jesse Jane is a very pretty girl. But if the question is who would you rather bang, then the answer is Eva Angelina. Wow, oh wow.
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pistola
5 years ago
Eva all day and twice on Sunday
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IHearVoices
5 years ago
Angelina.
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prevert
5 years ago
Angelina.
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chessmaster
5 years ago
Angelina. Not close.
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Longball300
5 years ago
Eva for sure...
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SmashingHoes
5 years ago
Eva and it's not even close. Jesse Jane is an AWB (average white bitch) in my opinion.
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gSteph
5 years ago
Eva for sure. Don't like the current fake boobs, but I've had a soft (hard) spot for the sultry look through glasses.

1st girl I made out with had glasses, even now I remember the clink, clink of our glasses as our lips kept going, more, more.
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datinman
5 years ago
Eva Angelina.
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BlackMambaAwake
5 years ago
Eva.
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rh48hr
5 years ago
This was a tough one for me. Both have a lot of good qualities, and ive found pics that I liked and disliked of them. Neither was one I ever really watched so I had to introduce myself to their work to cum to a conclusion. Pun intended.

Im going with Angelina. Ultimately, my preference for brunettes won out along with the glasses.
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seawa
5 years ago
Jesse
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grand1511
5 years ago
jesse jane
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Stephanie4life
5 years ago
Jesse all the way.
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K
5 years ago
Eva. Christy canyon and maybe victoria paris in their prime are the only p stars i would prefer to eva.
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bullzeye
5 years ago
Wouldn’t kick either out. But having to pick one, it’s

Jane
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AnonymousJim
5 years ago
So this one went a little bit one way, then a whole lot another way, then kind of bounced around a little. But we got a clear winner, that's for sure.

I will give one vote to Jane, as I feel like she'd be more interesting, fun and well known. Angelina is cute, but I'm not sure she's much more garden-variety when it comes time to get down to business. It's not making a difference, though.

ANGELINA: 17
JANE: 7

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Eva Angelina makes the case that maybe she should have gotten all those big-time lead roles by knocking off big-name Jesse Jane in the first round. Not necessarily a stunning result, but the dominance is a surprise. After that flurry of Angelinas, Jane never had a chance.

This is our last first-round matchup where the winner doesn't know their opponent yet. Angelina will get the victor of the Briana Banks/Madison Scott matchup coming up in a few days.
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