The first round of the bracket takes a long time. Thirty-two matchups at two days each means we're spanning over two months, plus a day off here and there. We're nearing the end of it, though. We still have seven first-round matchups to go. In good news for those of you who prefer the more present-day names, four of those seven are in the Pornstar Bracket, which we haven't touched in about a month. More of those names are going to be ones from closer to the present day, like this one, which is a distinct contrast of styles.
Pornstar Bracket: Ashlynn BROOKE vs. Gianna MICHAELS
Ashlynn BROOKE
34C-23-33
PIC: tuscl.net CLIP: (hardcore) pornflip.com
If Brooke's picture looks familiar, it was my avatar for a healthy part of the bracket thus far (it's now Claire Sinclair, who didn't make this bracket but could make one in the future). Brooke can serve as a proxy for guys into Kaley Cuoco, who didn't make the bracket because she's never shown her breasts on camera with intent for the images to be public. Brooke has, however, and did so filling Cuoco's tank top as Penny in Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody, the rare porn parody that didn't really need to use a play on words with its source material. Brooke may not be a dead ringer for Cuoco, but she's close enough, and we're lucky to have seen her in the role, as the parody came out in 2010, the year Brooke had her first child and stopped appearing on camera. A winner of a number of awards, including Best Breasts, Brooke's sweet, youthful appearance made her a favorite to many. Shut up, Sheldon.
Gianna MICHAELS
38DDD-27-41
PIC: tuscl.net CLIP: (bukkake) xnxx.com
If we changed the bracket from "Who'd You Rather" to "Baddest Bitch," Michaels' only competition would be Jesse Jane, and she'd still literally beat her, probably raining punches upon Jane until she was left bloodied and battered. Michaels is a bad girl, period. A few of her scenes feature her hitting, slapping or shoving guys around. However, she also loves sex and taking it rough, including shouting at guys and ordering them to give her what she (and they) want. Michaels is also one of the biggest girls in the bracket. Her DDD/F-cup breasts are supposedly natural, she's a little meatier than your standard lady, and she clearly isn't afraid to throw her weight around. Michaels has toured as a feature dancer with Sophie Dee in the past, so don't be surprised if you get to see her in a club near you sometime. If you do, enjoy her sexy confidence, and let her be a little rough with you. Just don't truly piss her off.
This is a pretty massive contrast in styles. Should be interesting.
BROOKE MICHAELS or NEITHER
Michaels.