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Comments by kingcripple (page 12)

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    11 years ago
    ***Alucard DESTROYED on 2Sheds***
    this is by far the funniest thing I've ever read here
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    11 years ago
    ndnman
    You got some Indian in you? No? Would you like to?
    Stripper feet - To bare or not to bare
    i've never taken any notice of strippers feet. however there was this one dancer 8 years back that said it was more comfortable for her to take her shoes off during the dance
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    11 years ago
    Picking up a dancer
    On a slightly related topic, I know a stripper at my club that i frequent. She doubles as a door girl most of the time. She always spends an hour at least with me when she's on the floor unless her customer is there. She never hustles me. Like ever. It's just friendly conversation. We have talked about hanging out outside of the club, but it never happens. She gave me her real number and has never hit me up for money. I asked her why she never hustles me and she said she likes me. She followed that up with "do you have a car yet". If i were a betting man, and I am, I would assume that me not having a car is a deal breaker for her and she won't go out with me until I do. Maybe that's when the hustling starts though. She's a hot Puerto Rican with an even hotter ass, I'll risk it
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    11 years ago
    Ever gone to a club and gotten dances from your waitress
    I asked the waitress yesterday when I went for lunch. $100. damn
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    11 years ago
    Fuck-Marry-Kill:The HA HA Edition
    fuck whitney marry natasha kill amy
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Huh, I guess it's a word afterall
    Urban Dictionary also used the word "ironical" so... i don't know
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    11 years ago
    Austin area clubs!
    i like YR. it's a hell of a lot better than Sugars. I also liked expose and palazio. from my experience for the most part girls at YR dont have a lousy attitude. most of them anyway. I didnt like Sugars. it's definately gone downhill. I would go with YR and Palazio. avoid Sugars at all costs at least during the day
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Ratted Out
    with names like Muffy and Candi and Paris, i question the validity of this story. unless this happened in the 80s. Oh God, i sound like Alucard
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    11 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    AN INSANE REVIEW
    looking at this kind of gives me a headache
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Another one of a kind review by this particular reviewer
    wow. just... wow
  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Ever gone to a club and gotten dances from your waitress
    Funny, from what the waitress told us, she could only do it if we were in a VIP booth. We were in VIP but at a table, not a booth. But it happened none the less. Sometimes, hell, most of the time, I like the waitresses more than the dancers
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    11 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Longest you can go without strip clubbing?
    I'm kind of the inverse of Alutard. Used to be that I would only go during the winter months, then i'd stop and then like 8 months later id go back. this year though i've been almost weekly. there have been like 2 months this year i haven't gone though. So i guess it depends
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    11 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    This Dancer Doesn't Seem Very Shy
    no. just no.
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    11 years ago
    THE CHAINDOG
    Massachusetts
    What ever happened to happy dancers?
    didn't know they existed
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    11 years ago
    Essdub
    Kansas
    What do you do with a stripper that won't take no for an answer?
    personally ive never encountered a dancer that won't take no for an answer. even the black dancers. they may persist for a while, but eventually they go away
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    11 years ago
    Renegade91
    Tennessee
    how do you go about getting a lap dance?
    SlickSpic has a great method Honestly my approach is pretty simple. i have two: 1. I tip a girl on stage or a satalite stage and ask her to sit with me when she's done. She will almost always say yes, and if she doesnt say yes she will say she will when she is done with a customer. then it's a flip of the coin as to whether she remembers or not 2. if i see a girl walking the floor that i like and i see her coming my direction, i stare her right in the face. those work for me usually
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    11 years ago
    Women Of FOX News
    I agree with motorhead. Laurie Dhue was my wet dream when i was in highschool. she left after coming out as an alcoholic. that's the story though. I'd take Andrea Tantaros Maria Molina Lauren Simonetti and Kimberly Guilfoyle
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    11 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    im never going to a strip club again !
    pear harbor. that's amazing
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    What is it about black dancers that make them not leave you alone
    Papi- they throw fits when you turn them down. is that agression or immaturity? good observations though
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    12 years ago
    What is it about black dancers that make them not leave you alone
    i should have prefaced this with "i am not a racist" pablo- i guess so. i havent broken down yet though
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    12 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    Europe wants to ban porn
    not a chance that will happen
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    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    When Did You Start ?
    first time was at a nude club in ABQ in 2005 when i was 19. regularly started in november 2010
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    12 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    job loss
    sue them. this hurts your strip club budget
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    12 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    buying rounds of drinks
    this current girl im seeing i always buy her a drink but the first few times she tried paying for it herself. i wouldnt let that happen. the last time i saw her she told me she put another one on my tab but asked if it was ok
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    12 years ago
    cnyknight
    New York
    I haven't heard this one before ...
    got a similar story. says she enjoys being single. said nothing about not getting laid. then again you dont have to have an SO to get laid do you?