Comments by kingcripple (page 12)

this is by far the funniest thing I've ever read here

i've never taken any notice of strippers feet. however there was this one dancer 8 years back that said it was more comfortable for her to take her shoes off during the dance

On a slightly related topic, I know a stripper at my club that i frequent. She doubles as a door girl most of the time. She always spends an hour at least with me when she's on the floor unless her customer is there. She never hustles me. Like ever. It's just friendly conversation. We have talked about hanging out outside of the club, but it never happens. She gave me her real number and has never hit me up for money. I asked her why she never hustles me and she said she likes me. She followed that up with "do you have a car yet". If i were a betting man, and I am, I would assume that me not having a car is a deal breaker for her and she won't go out with me until I do. Maybe that's when the hustling starts though. She's a hot Puerto Rican with an even hotter ass, I'll risk it

I asked the waitress yesterday when I went for lunch. $100. damn

fuck whitney marry natasha kill amy

Urban Dictionary also used the word "ironical" so... i don't know

i like YR. it's a hell of a lot better than Sugars. I also liked expose and palazio. from my experience for the most part girls at YR dont have a lousy attitude. most of them anyway. I didnt like Sugars. it's definately gone downhill. I would go with YR and Palazio. avoid Sugars at all costs at least during the day

with names like Muffy and Candi and Paris, i question the validity of this story. unless this happened in the 80s. Oh God, i sound like Alucard

looking at this kind of gives me a headache

wow. just... wow

Funny, from what the waitress told us, she could only do it if we were in a VIP booth. We were in VIP but at a table, not a booth. But it happened none the less. Sometimes, hell, most of the time, I like the waitresses more than the dancers

I'm kind of the inverse of Alutard. Used to be that I would only go during the winter months, then i'd stop and then like 8 months later id go back. this year though i've been almost weekly. there have been like 2 months this year i haven't gone though. So i guess it depends

no. just no.

didn't know they existed

personally ive never encountered a dancer that won't take no for an answer. even the black dancers. they may persist for a while, but eventually they go away

SlickSpic has a great method Honestly my approach is pretty simple. i have two: 1. I tip a girl on stage or a satalite stage and ask her to sit with me when she's done. She will almost always say yes, and if she doesnt say yes she will say she will when she is done with a customer. then it's a flip of the coin as to whether she remembers or not 2. if i see a girl walking the floor that i like and i see her coming my direction, i stare her right in the face. those work for me usually

I agree with motorhead. Laurie Dhue was my wet dream when i was in highschool. she left after coming out as an alcoholic. that's the story though. I'd take Andrea Tantaros Maria Molina Lauren Simonetti and Kimberly Guilfoyle

pear harbor. that's amazing

Papi- they throw fits when you turn them down. is that agression or immaturity? good observations though

i should have prefaced this with "i am not a racist" pablo- i guess so. i havent broken down yet though

not a chance that will happen

first time was at a nude club in ABQ in 2005 when i was 19. regularly started in november 2010

sue them. this hurts your strip club budget

this current girl im seeing i always buy her a drink but the first few times she tried paying for it herself. i wouldnt let that happen. the last time i saw her she told me she put another one on my tab but asked if it was ok

got a similar story. says she enjoys being single. said nothing about not getting laid. then again you dont have to have an SO to get laid do you?