I have to say I worry about it from time to time
It's not illegal to be in a SC
People have been fired for less though
I guess it depends on the company, boss etc. and how high and righteous they are.
Juice my friend...ya know I'm your biggest fan...but tell the truth. Was it just 'cos you were clubbin' or was it 'cos you were bein' da KA-ray-Z-AZZ J-man. Not e'rybody loves da J-man like we do here!
Fuck dat...you should get special Juiceman dispensation. Do whatevah crazy shizzle you want. If you want to show up and pay the hot secretary $1K to take her top off and let you motorboat her while jackin' it...whatevah! Hell, you wanna come in and rock out wit' yo' cock out and get a hooker visit you for sex on yo' desk! They should give you a fucking promotion for that!!!!
Earl my man...you should start a new religion. The sacrament could be showing your tits to the pastor. Of course, you only want hot girls in your flock.
As a young man I always wanted to tour the country in a psychedelic bus as a preacher. My religion wasn't fully thought out, but I know my way of worshipping the great maker would somehow involve patchouli oil, peyote, and sex with hot hippy chicks. Maybe taking peyote and then fucking multiple hippy chicks on a patchouli-smelling psychedelic bus. And my path across the country would mirror the Dead.
Earl are you shitting me? I go to a Lutheran church with my stripper gf.It's funny to see how many guys there at church tuck dollars in her g-string when she works and never make eye contact at service.
My very worst experience in a strip club, at one time, was the time very early in my time at my current job when I went and the management team was all there. I thought I was legitimately going to get fired the next working day, but my boss, who's now the #2 guy at my job, told me I should have relaxed and hung out with them. Nowadays, we joke about that, but at the time, it felt horrible. I couldn't even enjoy the company of my first ATF that day. Even she joked about that the last time I saw her last year.
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I love that spelling. I'm going to start using it.
It's not illegal to be in a SC
People have been fired for less though
I guess it depends on the company, boss etc. and how high and righteous they are.
Fuck dat...you should get special Juiceman dispensation. Do whatevah crazy shizzle you want. If you want to show up and pay the hot secretary $1K to take her top off and let you motorboat her while jackin' it...whatevah! Hell, you wanna come in and rock out wit' yo' cock out and get a hooker visit you for sex on yo' desk! They should give you a fucking promotion for that!!!!
As a young man I always wanted to tour the country in a psychedelic bus as a preacher. My religion wasn't fully thought out, but I know my way of worshipping the great maker would somehow involve patchouli oil, peyote, and sex with hot hippy chicks. Maybe taking peyote and then fucking multiple hippy chicks on a patchouli-smelling psychedelic bus. And my path across the country would mirror the Dead.
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