how do you go about getting a lap dance?

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• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I feel that the problem may be a lack of chairs or couches that fail to meet or exceed your lower back expectations. Maybe next time, you take a trip to the La-Z-Boy factory and find something that fits your needs since half-naked, accommodating women don't seem to be your style.
• SoonerSam

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  11 years ago

  Hahaha Slick! Seriously, though, there is no protocol, man. However, you need to do one thing, simply two words: just ask. There's no big secret here. You see a girl you like, while she's on stage you tip her and ask her to join you at your table, which you can then ask her for a dance. Or you can ask her when you tip her. Either works, and if you ask her while she's on stage, she'll be more likely to come by since she knows you're interested in spending money on her. You can't wait for them to make the first move, otherwise you'll do exactly what you did - walk out with a full wallet.
• bang69

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  11 years ago

  I tip the girl on stage and ask her to join me at my table. we chat a bit and I ask her what her rules are ie touching no touching extras. then we cut a deal & head back for some fun.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  That's a secret. Like your reviews.
• jack0505

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  11 years ago

  You may not get approached as much as a younger guy because dancers may assume you don't have as much money to spend as older guys. So you basically have to ask.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  1. Ask. If you were sitting around talking to the dancers, they may have thought you didn't want any dances. Sometimes dancers make assumptions and are forgetful. I sat down near the stage in one club and on an announced two for one, a dancer came over and asked me. I said ok. We went in the back and she thanked me for tipping her. I was thinking I didn't tip her even though I thought about it. I decided to say instead , you're welcome. Before she started she thanked two more times. I was thinking maybe she just likes me and is a bit drunk. If their assumption works in your favor, go with it. If not, change it.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Ask for 1 or agree to 1. Pretty simple.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  After you become known as someone who buys dances, you have to say no to many dance offers or be rich like Donald Trump. I usually say no more often than I say yes. Maybe dancers thought you were broke or trying to save your money. Maybe the club was packed or a lot of the dancer's regulars arrived. Maybe you had bad breath. It can be hard to know for sure.
• Thekingof32

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  11 years ago

  I'm 23 but I look young so girls usually assume that I don't have as much cash as the older guys. I definitely don't spend as much as most people but I go to the club with the intent to spend at least $$$. Once you've established yourself as someone who spends money at the club, you'll have to learn how to say no to the dancers you're not really interested in.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Flash a roll of $20 bills to a Server. Word will filter around. LOL
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  Step 1: Make a lap. Step 2: Explicitly ask.
• 23cambyman

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  11 years ago

  Slick and Shadowcat- HAHAHAHAHA I am just waiting on Dougster or Juice/Juice aliases to refer to the system to help this individual out.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ Give them time. LOL
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  One time, at a strip club, I wanted a dance. I raised my hand like the good schoolboy that I am. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting but no dancers picked me. I'm still at the strip club, sitting down, with my arm raised, waiting to get picked.
• kingcripple

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  11 years ago

  SlickSpic has a great method Honestly my approach is pretty simple. i have two: 1. I tip a girl on stage or a satalite stage and ask her to sit with me when she's done. She will almost always say yes, and if she doesnt say yes she will say she will when she is done with a customer. then it's a flip of the coin as to whether she remembers or not 2. if i see a girl walking the floor that i like and i see her coming my direction, i stare her right in the face. those work for me usually
• Rachelmmm

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  11 years ago

  It sounds like this is probably happening because you're 22. As a dancer I'm far less likely to approach a guy around your age (I'm 20 btw) simply because a lot of the time younger guys want to just talk and hang out and if they do get a lap dance they don't tip very well, but they'll still try to get your number. If someone asks me for a dance onstage though, I'll always make a point to go and see them afterwards. You may even want to let her know onstage that you'd like to take her to VIP when she gets off. Getting VIP customers, at least at my club, is the main objective for any dancer.
• Ermita_Nights

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  11 years ago

  Interesting dancer's perspective there. I don't often tip at the stage, but when I do I say "come see me when you're done." Meaning come give me a dance when you're done, but I see now how it could be misinterpreted.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  If I go to a new club the first thing I do is go to the bar and chat up the bartender. I will ask who are the girl-friendly dancers and ask her to send them my way. Works like a charm. Once word gets into the DR that I'm spending $$$ it usually doesn't take long for others to come by.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @lopaw: I tried asking the bartender about "girl friendly dancers" one time. She looked at me like I was crazy when I said I was a lesbian in a man's body.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  @gmd - lol next time you try that just show her your L.U.S.T. membership card (Lesbian Undercover Sex Trainee). You still have that card, I hope - after all I vouched for you at our last meeting! ;)
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @lopaw: Hey! You're right! Damn, I forgot all about that! Hmmm, looks like it's getting a little worn from being in my wallet; might have to get it laminated... :)
• inno123

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  11 years ago

  Sounds either like a place where all the girls were waiting for their regulars to show up or a place coming up on shift change
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Wait, wait wait....2 for $40 is a special? Where the hell do you club at? $20 is the regular price for one lap dance. When you've gotten a 2 for $20 special, talk to us. i accidentally stumbled upon it. Successes are usually by accident lol
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Sounds like you had some damn impatient dancers upon you. Can't even talk for 5 minutes before giving up? What a damn shame. Some say its because your too young looking I dunno man. I'm 22 as well, and I especially look my age when I shave, I look slightly older with my 10 0'clock shadow, but not by much yet the girlies still ask me. If you willing to, get up, find a girl that's chilling (that you find attractive), do not care if she's on the phone or talking with a buddy, disrupt the hell outta her and ask for some dances. If you're like me, and asking isn't really your thing, then try another club because that seems to be regular nation that club and your the squid of the group.
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  This is an easy one. Just tell her you're dating one of her co-workers. Service above and beyond.
• LeeH

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  11 years ago

  Let's be honest -- all of you are wrong. :) They're women; who the fuck knows why they do anything? Many of the ideas presented are good to *try*, but nothing is sure fire.